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Shout everyone else taking the vow of silence today
Sibling duo:
One is training to get a perfect shot...
the other one... needs to tone is down a bit.
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He's not reckless—he just speedruns bad decisions.
Forbidden candy- Gobi desert agates
These have been tumbled in the desert creating their round shape and strange texture
Once again it is Sweet Orb Saturday
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"Okay you're colouring your plushie? Does it at least glow in the dark now? OH SHIT"
I see trompe l'oeil is making a comeback.
Apollo 17 vs Artemis II
“Oh, that’s pretty nice. And it looks like something I could dra-”
Witchcraft
And who says you can’t draw it?
You don’t know until you practice.
Obviously I love the bf to pieces but sleeping can truly be some trials and tribulations sometimes because he's the type of person who moves in his sleep + is difficult to wake up and this manifests in various random dangers to my person
Can't believe I forgot these two classics
Danny lives rent free in my mind
reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years
Tornado season has violently started in the u.s already so take it from a hardened Midwesterner who has been on the highways and interstate when the radio starts doing the RRRRRRRNGH. RRRRRRRNGH. RRRRRRRNGH. BEEEEEEEEEP thing:
DO NOT TAKE SHELTER UNDER AN OVERPASS. EVEN IF YOU CLIMB UP THE HILL THING. CONGRATS YOU JUST ENTERED A WIND TUNNEL DURING A TORNADO. DON'T DO THAT
Most farmhouses out in the middle of nowhere have windbreaks, aka, a long line of trees. Use this to your advantage. Head towards the trees, see if there's a house. People will let you shelter there in a tornado. It's the Midwest. We're nice.
STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ELECTRICAL POLES AND SHIT THAT CAN FALL ON YOU. TREES BAD IF NO HOUSE. TREES SO BAD IF NO HOUSE. TREES ARE SHRAPNEL GENERATORS. IF YOU DON'T SEE A HOUSE STAY AWAY FROM THE TREES.
Stay the fuck away from pivots, while we're at it. You can get electrocuted from yards away.
If you're heading out of a town and the sirens go off, turn the fuck around. Go to the nearest building or business or house. Shelter with them.
And remember, a large percentage of tornados are rain-wrapped. This means that the sky doesn't even get dark. It just looks like a rainstorm. A normal one.
If the sirens are going off, that means there is a tornado that is on the ground in your immediate area. Go to fucking shelter. I don't care if it doesn't look like a tornado outside.
If there is a warning, that means there is a tornado on the ground in your county. Go to shelter. I don't care if it doesn't look like a tornado outside.
If there is a watch, this means that there is no tornado right now, but they're expecting some. Go about your business, but keep your phone charged and on you, and listen for sirens.
If a tornado looks like it's standing still, it's coming towards you. Down stairs. Now.
If the sirens suddenly cut instead of winding down, if the drains start sucking, if your ears pop, or if you hear a train, dive for cover like your life depends on it because it does.
A downstairs bathroom without windows, in the bathtub, covered by a blanket from head to toe, is the best place to be. On the ground, away from windows, covered by a blanket, with as many walls as you can between you and the outside, is good enough.
Can confirm, if there's a tornado bearing down my basement is for everyone. I'll shove it full of strangers if I have to. Just knock and look panicked and we'll Get It.
Tornados can form in a lot of situations but there’s two main big ones:
Along fronts, and inside the mesocyclone of a super cell.
If you see a long band of storms stretching from north to south on the radar, you can get tornadoes along THE WHOLE BAND. This is why last spring with that big storm system there was a minute where there was like 20 tornados on the ground simultaneously. There isn’t really a lot you can do to avoid being in an area that won’t get hit by this kind of storm. Thankfully, they usually blow through fairly quickly, and once the band of storms is past you, things settle down.
Inside super cells is the other place you get tornados. What’s that? Have you ever seen an “anvil head” or “thunder head” storm?
That’s bad news. Stay away or go inside.
Tornados form in the storm in a structure called the mesocyclone. Now the thing is, the mesocyclone itself kinda looks like a huge tornado. It’s technically not, but the name should hint at the fact that it’s still got spinning, up-drafting wind. And tornados form INSIDE it. So stay away from the mesocyclone.
How?
If you see a giant anvil-head storm, stay away from the wall of cloud that’s sticking out of the bottom. Stay away in general. Even if the mesocyclone doesn’t go over your area, these storms are notorious for their hail.
Hey, I live in Tornado Alley (born and raised) and I'd like to add: if you look outside and the sky is green (literally green, yes; I'm told this is not a thing some places) or everything is lit a sickly, jaundice-y yellow? That is Storm Weather. Even if it's not storming yet but is calm and nice out.
Also, if you're in a storm, and suddenly either:
everything goes dead still, and/or
you notice sides of the same tree(s) are ruffling in opposite directions
this is Bad News. This is almost certainly not the storm dying down, this can mean you're in a spot where it's starting to wrap up, as in, into rotation which can be the beginnings of a tornado.
It can also mean you're about to be hit with a wall of water and/or hail/sleet/etc. This is better than a tornado, but only if you aren't swept off by the water, etc. (Also, when there's that much precipitation, you can't see what the clouds/sky are doing, which could be Anything.)
In general the final edge of the storm might pass over quickly, but not a dead drop.
Also I grew up in Tornado Alley and it still took me a while of thinking about/referring to images like this to remember the difference:
For everyone wondering about the green sky around a tornado, take a look at this video by professional Storm Chaser Ricky Forbes
You can see the sickly green-blue tint to the sky. It ranges from lighter to darker depending on where you are around the storm. You can also very clearly see how the rotating winds pick up to form a funnel, as well as just how FAST one can form
Usually at this point the pressure change in the air is strong enough to make you physically uncomfortable (unless you are a Midwest Dad and then youre in the backyard staring at it in your underwear). Sirens, typically a SRNB 2001 - 130, will be going full blast and the smart ones are in shelters.
If you ever get caught in something like this, do what the others said and run for the nearest business or house. As soon as those sirens go off, we're all family. Avoid glass and doors that can be busted in. Try to stay low and flat with something heavy over you if nothing else
It's easy to stay motivated to get outside and go places when Guillermo del Toro is walking behind you, pushing you forward with his psychic powers.
He can't keep getting away with this 😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨
If people don't stop suggesting this stuff he's going to accidentally become a wizard
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Okay and THIS needs additional notes.
I did yoga for well over a decade, because stretches are actually a great way to reset my joint dislocations and keep them from getting worse via a cramped muscle.
Most valuable lesson ever was when my yoga instructor taught a four-week How To Do Sun Salutations intro. Why?
Because you DO NOT START ON THE FUBKING FLOOR UNLESS YOU ALREADY DO YOGA ON A ROUTINE BASIS.
Unless you personally know the tea from two feuding instructors in your town, these exercises, and any other, start from a chair, wall, or table.
Why? Because that's your max stretch point! Because you do not have a genetic defect that lets you dislocate joints, AND MUSCLE TEARS DO NOT MAKE YOU HEALTHY!
Start SEATED OR STANDING. Then try any yoga routine (which is what this is, just with made-up names to presumably sound 'cool and modern') very, VERY slowly.
You're trying to see where the stretch becomes helpful. You'll feel it as a sensation of stretching that's PLEASURABLE; pain means you stop. It's not weakness leaving the body, it's not a song of building muscle, pain is the Stop That Right This Fucking Second signal in yoga or any slow exercises.
You should walk away from this feeling like you just came about twelve times, because this should produce nothing but endorphins. That's how it should feel. You should be looking forward to doing it again.
And if you start slow, and use support, you will actually be able to go to the floor within a few weeks. Your body will tell you when to get lower.
Start seated or standing, listen for the good stretch feeling, and you will get tons out of this. But for the love of your medical bills, DON'T START ANY YOGA POSE DIRECTLY ON THE FUCKING FLOOR.
After an enlightening solo trip to the ghost zone, Dr. Maddie Fenton decides to do research on the most fascinating thing she found.
The plausibility of the myths and legends surrounding a seemingly extinct type of ecto entity. It’s known as a Halfa, and it’s supposed to be a ghost human hybrid.
Parchment crinkled under the fingers of Maddie’s gloves, the sound echoing weirdly off the vaulted ceiling of the ruin she had discovered floating only thirty minutes from the Fenton Portal. She wore a Fenton Ecto-Exploration suit, designed to protect a human being from all the dangers of the Ghost Zone, a tether and hose tying her back to the Specter Speeder.
Already, this first foray into the Ghost Zone had yielded more data than she and Jack had gotten in all the time before opening the portal, and more data than they recorded in a week back in Amity Park, waiting for the ghosts to show up on their own terms. Minutes after entering, they had encountered whole swarms of lesser ghosts, little creatures that barely showed up on their scanners, and to their surprise, a vast variety of ghostly architecture.
True, most of the buildings were ruins, and there were far too many stairs and free-floating doors to be at all logical for entities that could fly, but their presence had been entirely unexpected and brought up whole new lines of inquiry.
Who built these structures? Why? How? Had humans once lived here? Because ghosts didn’t have the focus, the organization, or the intelligence to do something like this. Perhaps they were stolen. She and Jack had researched occurrences of people and vehicles being spirited away, most notably in places like Bermuda. But for all these buildings to suffer a similar state…
Maddie had to investigate. That meant leaving the relatively safe confines of the Speeder. Jack had objected, of course, not to the concept of entering one of the buildings, but to Maddie being the one to go. But she had talked him over to her point of view. She was the better fighter, after all, and less likely to set off any traps the ghosts had left in the buildings.
She had lucked out, too, in their choice of buildings. This appeared to be an abandoned library, or some kind of record repository, full of scrolls and bound books.
There were too many for her to take all of them, sadly. The ecto-preservation box she had brought for samples would only fit a few of the thick, dusty tomes- and she had to put them in the box. There was no telling how quickly they would decay if exposed to normal, real-world air.
She picked the five books that looked best preserved, with leathery covers and silver-edged pages. The scrolls appeared to be more fragile, even if she could probably fit more of them in the box.
Giving the room one last glance and snapping one last picture with her Fenton Ecto-Imager, she turned, and followed her tether back to the Speeder.
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They kept the books in a sealed glass containment unit, using attached gloves to reach in and manipulate the pages, as if they were handling lethal chemicals or disease-carrying vials. For all they knew, the books could be just as dangerous. Even something as innocuous as a musical instrument could become a weapon in a ghost’s hands.
Still, the main reason for their precautions was to preserve the books. The pages were fragile enough, and scans showed that the paper and parchment they were made of had a high ectoplasm content; a high enough content that, were the ectoplasm in them to disperse, the pages might crumble entirely.
Maddie and Jack painstakingly took pictures of every page. They were written, and beautifully illuminated, in a language neither of them were familiar with, forcing them to send the work of translating them to a linguist friend.
Jack literally held his breath, waiting for the linguist to call them back. Maddie was less optimistic about the response time. Jocelyn was a friend, yes, had been a friend since college, but Maddie was well aware of the reputation she and Jack had built up over the years. They would be lucky if Jocelyn looked over the images this month, let alone within five minutes of-
The phone rang.
Maddie hit the speaker button. “Hello, this is Fentonworks, Dr. Fenton speaking.”
“Maddie, this is Jocelyn. Where did you get these books?”
“The Ghost Zone!” said Jack, excitedly.
Jocelyn laughed. “Right, right, don’t tell me, that’s fine. Anyway, four of them look like they’re in Voynich script-”
“So you can translate them?” asked Maddie, excitedly.
“Afraid not! Before you showed me these, I thought there was only one example of that in the world, and no one has been able to translate it. You should get these all tested for authenticity, by the way. If any of them are legit, you have a fortune on your hands. Anyway. The fifth one seems to be mostly in Gaelic script, with some notes in Latin and Ogham. Very interesting. Subject matter seems to be ghosts from what I can tell, which, well, I’m not surprised, exactly.”
“So you can translate that one?” Maddie asked, eagerly. She didn’t want the trip to come to nothing.
“Well, some of it. I’m not super familiar with Irish languages. I’ll have to ask my colleagues, and they’ll really want some kind of confirmation about the books before they spend too much time on it. You know?”
“That’s reasonable,” said Maddie, even as she winced. She’d have to follow up with Jocelyn on what kind of ‘confirmation’ translators would want.
“Anyway, from what I can tell just by looking, this is a treatise of some kind on the ‘half-dead,’ compiled by a couple different authors over a long period of time. The Latin notes read like clarifications, or personal anecdotes, but there are also a lot of references to the god Janus. There’s a bit much to go over on the phone.”
“You can email us,” said Maddie.
“How about I drive down to Amity? I’ll bring my notes, and I really want to hear where you got these.”
“We told you! The Ghost Zone!”
“You always were a joker, Jack. Good to see life hasn’t changed you. So, do you guys mind if I come?”
“Not at all,” said Maddie.
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Jocelyn regarded the portal with guarded disbelief. “I can’t believe it. I really can’t. No one is going to believe this.” She paused. “Were those books written by ghosts?”
“Unlikely,” said Maddie. “Ghosts lack the mental capacity. It’s more likely that these were stolen from people who were researching ghosts.”
“Right, right, that makes sense, I suppose. Anyway, I think I’ve put together a good summary of what’s in that book. I had to call in some favors, by the way, so you owe me. Also, you’ll have to pay to get the whole thing done, sorry.” She put her bags on a clean counter top, and gazed longingly at the books under the glass. “Man, I hope you can get more of those. Wouldn’t it be wild to translate the Voyinch manuscript?”
“Well, lets work on the one we have now,” said Maddie.
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By the time Jocelyn left, Maddie was obsessed.
The book was about half-ghosts, a species of ghost that had to be either entirely mythical or, at least, extinct in the modern day. Humans simply couldn’t have ghost powers. The science didn’t work.
But the stories were fascinating. The descriptions of how ‘half-ghosts’ developed and acted were detailed. The logic of the ancient authors compelling.
As far as the translated portions went, in any case.
It left Maddie wondering: What if half-ghosts were possible?
How would one be made?
She and Jack spent hours pouring over the notes Jocelyn had left, staying up all night. Her visit hadn’t been nearly long enough to go over everything.
Maddie felt a little guilty. She knew her children, Jazz and Danny, worried over them when they got so invested in a project like this, especially a project so likely to come to nothing. Danny, in particular, had come down several times to bring them snacks or peek over their shoulders.
Maddie and Jack, feeling guilty, and also tired, had relented towards dinnertime, and ordered pizza for the family. Then, they had gathered on the couch to watch a movie. Jack fell asleep right away, but Maddie was too wired.
“So,” said Danny, his eyes fixed blankly on a dialogue-free action sequence. “What are you guys working on, down there? You’ve been busy since yesterday.”
“Well,” said Maddie, “you remember that we took our first trip into the Ghost Zone a few days ago?”
“Yeah,” said Danny.
“We found those books there, and Jocelyn translated some parts of one of them for us. We think they’re field observations made by medieval ghost hunters.”
Skepticism and exasperation flitted across Danny’s features, but quickly vanished. Maddie pushed away her disappointment. Danny and Jazz had never been very enthusiastic about their work, and she despaired of what would happen to Fentonworks when she and Jack got too old to keep it up.
Still. He was showing interest now, even if it was only to be polite.
“Okay,” said Danny. “What are you guys going to do with them?” He rubbed his hands back and forth on the couch upholstery.
“We were planning on running a few tests to see if the claims made in them are feasible.”
Danny winced.
“Don’t worry, we’ll make sure everything we do is perfectly safe,” said Maddie, patting his knee.
“You’re going to be playing Mythbusters with ghosts,” said Danny, dryly. “I really doubt that’s going to be safe.”
The characters in the movie started talking again.
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Danny had a point, Maddie had to admit. On the other hand, it wasn’t as if she were testing these things on herself, and Jack was around to double-check all her calculations.
“… manuscript retrieved from the Ghost Zone,” said Maddie, clearly, into her recorder, “suggests that natural portals formed an important role in the formation of the first generation of so-called ‘half-ghosts’ or ‘doorway spirits.’ The exact role is unclear at this point in our translation efforts, however, based on our own interaction with the Fenton Portal, and the fact that we do not exhibit the abilities of ‘half-ghosts,’ we believe the most likely cause is being ‘caught’ in a forming portal. If, of course, there’s any validity to the manuscript’s claims in the first place.”
Maddie paused, adjusting some of the controls in front of her, making sure everything was in place. Jack was taking care of the mice.
“We are going to test this theory with mice. Based on our current understanding of portal physics, our current expectation is that the mice will simply die. However, we ignore the wisdom of the past at our own risk. Are you ready, Jack?”
“Just about!” said Jack, fitting the last mouse into a harness to keep it from escaping the opening portal. He jogged over to stand with Maddie behind the blast shield.
Maddie nodded, checked the cameras, and then pulled the lever to bring the portal gun into alignment. They both pulled on their tinted goggles.
“Will you do the honors, dear?” she asked Jack, nodding at the firing button.
“You betcha! Geronimo!”
The lab was filled with a flash of light, making both of them wince, and then everything went dark.
“I think we tripped a circuit breaker, Mads,” said Jack, sheepishly.
“It happens,” said Maddie. “I hope the kids weren’t in the shower…” She tapped the night-vision switch on her goggles and walked over to the breaker box. She flipped the culprit switch. “There we go. Now, let’s take a look at the mi-” She blinked at the wreck of the mice cages. “They’re gone!”
They would have to revise their theories. None of them had predicted the mice being vaporized.
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“I think I know why our experiment with the mice didn’t work,” said Jack.
“Oh?” said Maddie. She was working on preparing the Speeder for another expedition.
“No Obsession. To get a halfa, we need something that would have become a ghost on death anyway.”
Maddie frowned. “Halfa?”
“Easier than saying ‘half-ghost,’“ explained Jack.
“You may have a point,” said Maddie. “But that just means we’ll never be able to create a halfa in the lab. We can’t predict what will make a ghost.”
“That’s true,” said Jack. “But, we agreed before, halfas would be able to blend in with the living pretty well, right? Their human brains would override most of their ghostly impulses?”
“Except for a slight tendency towards violent and possessive behavior, yes,” said Maddie. “What are you getting at?”
“Well, natural portals still form all the time! And there are more humans than there have ever been. Halfas could be all around us and we’d never even know it! What we need is a way to detect them.”
“You’re right,” said Maddie. “But how?”
“Well, in theory they’d have ectosignatures, like ghosts, right? So, we could use our regular scanners, and if a human showed up as a ghost on them, then they’d be a halfa!”
“But, Jack, our scanners never work properly. They keep latching on to Danny, remember? Ever since…” Maddie’s brow furrowed. “Ever since… his accident with the portal.”
Jack had gone an odd, pasty color. “You don’t think-?”
“No,” said Maddie, firmly. “It isn’t possible.”
“But if it was?”
Maddie looked up, as if she could see through metal, concrete, wood, laminate, carpet, and drywall, all the way to Danny’s room on the second floor. “If it was… We’d just have to ask him, wouldn’t we?”