rooney eats it!!

Juliet/Jules • 24 • I like classic lit & wizards insta: @neoclassicalder aesthetics blog: julietcetera.tumblr.com

[captain-price-returns]

A real page on the White House website

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

The American century of humiliation is goin great 👍

[anarqueeen]

My gf loves playing with my dick in bed because it's "like a little fidget toy"

[anarqueeen]

Normal sized fidget toy

[whiteshakira]

1 time i watched this youtube video called "every time a person of color has had a line in the harry potter movies" & it was only like 10 minutes long but also the "person of color" with by far the most lines was this shrunken head with a jamaican accent

[morelikegaymann]

10 minutes is a little generous

[delicate-viscera]

usamerican soldier STUNNED into silence when he learns that his willing and paid participation in the murder and neocolonization of foreign people is a huge red flag to everyone with a conscience

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[decamarks]

Cordyceps emoji I made this morning. It's already become very useful in conversation with friends, so please feel free to use it.

Intended usage(s): Denoting actions made as a result of "possession"; feeling of occupying force directing one's behavior; need for relocation

[landsccape]

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

hello! i am crumb cat!

socials

twitter youtube twitch

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

she thinks she's drinks

[teathattast]

[hymnism]

is he stupid

[orteil42]

90% of google search ai summaries feel like this guy leaning uncomfortably over your shoulder and pointing at stuff on your screen reading out the exact same text you're already looking at

[7777777awawawa7777777]

yarr i lost all me treasure fuck me salty sea dog life im gonna walk me own plank

[emmaklee]

Nishimoto Ryota

a piece of wood carved to fit perfectly into a zippered plastic bag

[definitely-not-several-bugs]

The spell master: God damn it, where on earth is my magic crystal ball????

The suspiciously hungry and round bug:

[the-true-tusk]

What is this thing

[brappypatty]

shoutout to my fellow Ornate Amphipod enjoyers

[luminatress]

Full Moon in Scorpio 🌕

Date: May 1st, 2026

Rulers: Pluto & Mars, Water, Fixed

Affects: emotional intensity, deep subconscious material surfacing, heightened intuition and psychic sensitivity, themes of power, control, intimacy, and vulnerability, truth, revelations, shadow work, energetic purging, sexual and creative life force activation, endings that lead to rebirth, transformation of identity and attachments

What It’s Good For: releasing emotional baggage and old identities, clearing out old or stagnant energy, confronting fears and shadow aspects, breaking trauma bonds and unhealthy attachments, reclaiming personal power, deep healing and energetic cleansing, strengthening intuition and inner knowing, setting intentions around transformation and rebirth, manifesting through embodiment and desire, ritual work involving fire + water balance (Beltane union energy), emotional alchemy, speaking truths that have been suppressed or hidden

Crystals: black obsidian, garnet, red jasper, malachite, smoky quartz, clear quartz, moonstone, labradorite, rhodochrosite

Herbs: mugwort, rose, basil, nettle, rosemary, thyme

Incense/Oils: patchouli, jasmine, rose, myrrh, sandalwood

Colors: deep red, burgundy, black, charcoal, forest green, copper

[liathsux]

Happy Ed balls day to all who celebrate