Tickle My Pickle

You attempt to woo your fan by turning it on.

[savethelifeofmychild]

what's up with folk music being full of faggots, does singing about vietnamese war and drugs turn u into dick/clit sucking machine? so fucking tired of harmonica bisexuals rn

this is the best ask ever. music critics in the mid 1960s:

[catsandwich-deactivated20240213]

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

[manipulated-pieces]

[cherryredjasperr]

whines pitifully . flops on the ground . bursts into flames

[idverbhim]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: t’ at g t gt . T gt , . A c a t . A c, . a c a t a … …at ? ’ at .

Closest match: Ochlodes sylvanus genome assembly, chromosome: 9 Common name: Large Skipper

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[potatocrisp]

Gettin the good ads again

[queerprayers]

I have not watched this video yet but I cannot stop saying the phrase "nightmare communion rotation" since I saw this thumbnail

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[necromancelena]

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a mouse scampering down the bar with a beer ten times its size balanced on its head. but you had to say "mousegirl" and not "mouse." don't pretend this isn't what's going on either i know the score i know what's up. i'm familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a rodent and everyone's gotta know.

[basileater]

>10 hours ago

>deactivated

[agave]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: t t a a a t at a a g c a a a aac t a a a " , t' t " t ca tg at t tat t t g t t t . ca a a ct t. ca ta t g a & c a gt ag a cag t a t a t t t aac t a. t a t a "g" a t "." 't t t 't at' gg t t c at' . ' aa t t t atc tc. at t c a a g t cta caacttc a t a ' gtta . >ag >actat #ga g cat t t t t t

Closest match: Codakia orbicularis genome assembly, chromosome: 11 Common name: Tiger Lucine

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[balaclava-trismegistus]

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[anarqueeen]

Got thrown out of the tarot reading for counting cards. fuck this place

[reigenisbae]

THERE'S NO WAY DELTARUNE CH 5 HAS THE MICKEYS DICK SMASHER PLANS

[zekedms]

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

[poupon]

That's because they stuck these bad boys to them

[zekedms]

Oh wow, that IS better.

[localpubliclibrary]

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed

[obsequist]

What’s CNC

Cookies n cream babie

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[girlnephew]