Name Grukko

Grukko in ice for long time, science man free Grukko. Give Grukko computer and WiFi. New in tumblr, but Grukko learn well.

[neolithic-grukko]

Grukko find this rock and keep for self.

[picsthatmakeyougotsuchinokoreal]

DONT LET PEOPLE ON TUMBLR MAKE YOU THINK THAT:

tsuchinoko not real

tsuchinoko “just a fat snake”

its okay EAT tsuchinoko (it’s REALLY NOT)

its okay Capture tsuchinoko

[neolithic-grukko]

GRUKKO KNEW IT!!! SCIENCE MAN SAY NOT REAL BUT GRUKKO BELIEVE!!

[charl0ttan]

to be honest i do have beef with some microbes

[yoshspace]

shoulda cooked it longer that gets rid ofem

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag taking notes

Cooking... gets rid.... of beef

[crag-the-caveman]

What if Crag CHOP DOWN berry tree? Then Crag able reach berries at the top!!

[tinymetalkiwi]

But then no berries next season? What if hungry again?

[crag-the-caveman]

That entire year away, not need to worry about that

[crag-the-caveman]

What the heck. why there no berries this year?

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag would like to spitroast Jax from amazing digital circus

[crag-the-caveman]

this but purple mmmmm yummy yummy in crag's tummy

[neolithic-grukko]

mmmm look tasty. grukko like spitroasting, grukko and crag spitroast together good time.

[phillip-bankss]

grug dont have to change!

[crag-the-caveman]

My son Crag Jr who has every disease

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag purposefully expose Jr. to disease to weaken him

[neolithic-grukko]

hmm science man told me about somethings called an "emyun sistem", Grukko worry Crag Jr over power Crag

[crag-the-caveman]

Soon Crag Jr powersccale over Goku

[neolithic-grukko]

you spell grukko wrong

[crag-the-caveman]

My son Crag Jr who has every disease

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag purposefully expose Jr. to disease to weaken him

[neolithic-grukko]

hmm science man told me about somethings called an "emyun sistem", Grukko worry Crag Jr over power Crag

[melonpie105]

Heart shaped rock I found

I shall give it to the person I choose to marry as a proposal

[quiggyballs]

fruit gushers are a type of berry found in industrial biomes

[crag-the-caveman]

[crag-the-caveman]

yo crag, you seen family guy? like pete of griffin

It seem today

That all Crag see

Is smilodons in tar pits

And aurochs in trees

But where are those modern stone-age values

On which we used to 🎶relyyyyy??🎵

Luckily Crag's a paleolithic guy!!!

Luckily Crag's a guy who

Positively can do

All the things that make other species

Go extinct and die!!!

Crag's

A

Paleo

Lithic

G-U-U-Y-Y-Y-Y!!!!!!

Nah, Crag never seen it

[orcposts]

ORC AFFIRMATIONS

My scars are COOL and TUSKY

My scars DO look like I got them during RITUAL COMBAT

My scars DO NOT look like I got them by tripping over a RUSTY FENCE concealed by TREACHEROUS UNDERBRUSH

MY SCARS ARE VALID NO MATTER WHAT GORM SAYS

[juniper-ascending]

Listening and nodding sympathetically: I dunno dude sounds like you should kill gorm

[orcposts]

i should kill gorm

[crag-the-caveman]

Anyone up for being buried in an unmarked shallow grave???

[usamerican-catboys-whimpering]

What the fuck? Crag? you ok?

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag just looking for volunteers

[usamerican-catboys-whimpering]

That wasn’t even a caveman sentence were you possessed?

[neolithic-grukko]

grukko think crag need demon out of head

[neolithic-grukko]

Grukko saw big rock. Wanted to take it home, but too big for only Grukko. Made Grukko sad :(

[neolithic-grukko]

Grukko get stuck in ice again. Long story. Do not ask Grukko.

[crag-the-caveman]

Grukko need help getting out?

[neolithic-grukko]

science man is using weird blowing tool to melt ice. Grukko beginning to think science man is witch

[crag-the-caveman]

No that normal magic. Shaman-Crag able do the same thing

[neolithic-grukko]

Shaman-Crag same of different Crag? Is Crag magic?

[crag-the-caveman]

Shaman-Crag name Crag uses when doing shamanly activities

[neolithic-grukko]

Can Crag see Grukko's future?

[neolithic-grukko]

Grukko get stuck in ice again. Long story. Do not ask Grukko.

[crag-the-caveman]

Grukko need help getting out?

[neolithic-grukko]

science man is using weird blowing tool to melt ice. Grukko beginning to think science man is witch

[crag-the-caveman]

No that normal magic. Shaman-Crag able do the same thing

[neolithic-grukko]

Shaman-Crag same of different Crag? Is Crag magic?

[neolithic-grukko]

Grukko get stuck in ice again. Long story. Do not ask Grukko.

[crag-the-caveman]

Grukko need help getting out?

[neolithic-grukko]

science man is using weird blowing tool to melt ice. Grukko beginning to think science man is witch

[crag-the-caveman]

No that normal magic. Shaman-Crag able do the same thing