Neomai

I am nothing, I have never been.

[neomai]

my friends: *breathes*

me:

[kinesthetiachomoromanticore-dea]

i’m really bored with my first name 

[75orchids]

your name is now crab78

[kinesthetiachomoromanticore-dea]

[politijohn]

One day apart.

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[literaryreference]

The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

[xxvi0lent-vahlkampfiidaexx]

I thought this was a Ted talk

[glennisthemenace-deactivated202]

why do bat eared foxes look like they're being bullied ,,,,

[blackestbileandsmoke]

Same creature

[glyphsmash]

you are fucking died. game oval.

[notkatniss]

[wynthiacang]

“she can be so stupid, which i love… i meaN HATE!!”

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

Thinking about some of the shit people say while fucking in porn. Like “Yea u like my pussy?” What the fuck is the dude plowing you like a tractor supposed to say to that? No? 

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

No I hate your pussy. I am leaving now. Do not talk to me ever again.

[fuckyeah2000s]

[severalcakes]

“SpongeBob, me boy, if ye don’t pilot the Eva, Squidward must do it, Argehgehgehgehgeh!

[pdlcomics]

you’ll never know

[aukives]

.💜.

[charamells-deactivated20220424]

Ghost and fairy pals

[k-eke]

Projects.

[stabbyapologist]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[todomodo1976]

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

[living-the-fandom]