Sucka my cock and balls

💖Nyxx💖 💖He/They/She💖

[batciosikayetvar]

[only-tiktoks]

[cthulhu-with-a-fez]

[bahtmun-deactivated20240623]

Have any of your friendships ever ended because you were always the first one to talk to someone and one day you stopped to see if they would talk to you first and they never did so you just stopped talking to each other?

[vam-pire-les-tat]

Hey so I see this post a lot on my dash, and so I’m gonna take this moment to say something about it. When you are always the one initiating contact or hangouts with your friends, then it sets up a certain expected dynamic between the two of you. And so when you stop contacting them, they may be so used to you being the one who reaches out that when you don’t, they’ll assume it’s just because you’re busy. Or because you no longer want to hang out with /them/. So instead of just cutting off contact, talk to your friends. Let them know that you feel like you’re the one always making plans. You’ll be surprised at the number of them willing to make a change to help you feel more appreciated and loved. People can’t read minds. If you don’t tell them what you need or how you feel, then they’ll never know.

[haematomanic]

"why does michael myers kill? why is he like that?" well for starters he’s from illinois

[plumslices]

I hate to make another post but our toilet is broken and must be replaced. They advised us to turn off the water and they’ve sent someone out today. In order to replace the toilet it’s going to cost $900 🥲 My parent has cancer and it’s the most accessible bathroom. We’re pulling together what we can but we’re already stretched incredibly thin between both of our health dealings. ANYTHING will help. Thank you

Paypal: @plumslices

Venmo/Cashapp: @liquidlipstick

[lesbx]

mike from breaking bad accepting you as his trans daughter: you are not a guy. you’re not capable of being a guy. i had a guy but now i don’t. you. are not. a guy :)

[pcktknife]

fun little character design i did last night

[pinkfawnfairy]

magicalfay

[tokkeki]

♡ピンククリスマスケーキ

[petitcho]

ハーゲンダッツサクラ

[zephyo]

just shampooed cow... grazing genderlessly...

[bittertoxicity]

Meanwhile in some AU that entire Mario cast is fluffy all over

The pic was inspired based off these Mario merch where you’re suppose 2 color them like a coloring book? Even tho they’re plushies???

[tchaikovskaya]

[wumblr]

The disastrous voyage of Satoshi, the world’s first cryptocurrency cruise ship

The long read: Last year, three cryptocurrency enthusiasts bought a cruise ship. They named it the Satoshi, and dreamed of starting a floati

babe wake up a new disaster in applied libertarianism just dropped

[do-you-have-a-flag]

it is already KNOWN that cryptobros are goons and always up to clownery but this is truly the FUNNIEST example i’ve seen in a long time

please take the time to at least skim the story 3 guys buying a yacht, planning to make it into a floating town where you can only spend cryptocurrency while in the freedom of the ocean, immediately discover that maritime laws exist, end up blowing all their money to be three guys and a crew of 40 on an empty ship they are unable to sell for scrap, one guy spends christmas alone on a waterslide........ it’s incredible

like i do not feel remotely bad for them, literally any amount of research would have revealed their plan as unfeasible, they CHOSE to waste their money like this

[the-wolf-emoji]

The rooms:

Did not allow pets over 20lbs and would not allow barking for over 10 minutes (or else the pet couldn't live on the boat anymore)

Only had a mini fridge with no microwave (the only food on the ship would be from a restaurant)

Cost $560/month for a small, windowless interior room

And the "seastead" was supposed to be in the shape of the Bitcoin sign

[roboco-san]

absolutely hysterical that a bunch of libertarians thought a cruise ship was the way to escape regulation

[sup3rn0vae]

das cute af

[frottinq]

holy shit

[judgejudyofficial]

[leepacey]

did you guys see yesterday that a whistleblower came forward and said that facebook knows how to remove the conspiracy theories and nazis but chooses not to because of the ad revenue those kinds of things bring in (and actively turned off the bare minimum safeguards they had when biden won the election), and now today, immediately following this whistleblower’s report: facebook, instagram, whatsapp, and all the sites owned by facebook are mysteriously down and have been down for over two hours now