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@neonblackblood
ATTENTION ALL OF TUMBLR!
THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE.
IN 2014, IN SCHAUMBURG , ILLINOIS, USA
THERE
WILL
BE
A
TUMBLR CONVENTION!!!
THESE ARE THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE THAT ARE MAKING IT HAPPEN
SIGNAL BOOST THIS GUYS
I WANNA SEE EVERYONE THERE!!
CASUAL REMINDER THAT THIS IS HAPPENING STILL IN LESS THAN A MONTH! (I will be going AHHHHHH!!!)
does anybody have that one picture of 9/11 where u can see gerard standing like rlly cuntilly on the sidewalk??? plz i need it.
This one?
IS THIS REAL IM STUPID I GENUINELY CANNOT TELL IF THIS IS A JOKE 😭😭😭
as far as I know it's real and that is legitimately gerard way
yep its gerard! he confirms it somewhere in this interview (i genuinely don't remember when sorry) but its gerard!
I just accidentally followed puppychan what the fuck
I look up at my Creator.
What am I?
Man or Woman?
He reaches into my chest and
I hear the snapping of bone
"Man," he says
Tearing the rib from my chest
But the screaming air
Being sucked from my lungs
Rings at a pitch too high for Gods to hear
And only those being held up by strings
Can hear my birdsong cries
And only those with stitched together skin
Can feel my itching pain
Of an ill fitting body
Constucted by One who does not know me
Womanhood ripped from my chest
Manhood draped over my shoulders
Like the skin of a dead animal
"Fuck you, God"
I rasp, and the snake if Eden bites my throat
"I will be a muppet instead."
@the-muppet-joker i made this Blingee while watching Faeri Sami<3
The wedding I have always yearned for. Not currently allowed in the United States due to pesky laws, but a man can dream. Or rather, a clown/muppet combinded kintype internally in a relationship with himself can dream........ Le Sigh.
Nah I might to send you are pregnant because you are pregnant
I can assure you that neither the OLIPOP entity nor the OLIPOP Customer Relations Department are pregnant.
*Snarling so viciously fleck of foam are dripping from my rabid Joker smile* Which one of you mongrels is accusing Olipop Soda of pregnancy? You disgust me. It is a New Kind of Soda. How the fuck could it create new life if it is already as New as it gets? And Olipop has NOTHING to do with pregnancy or fertility. It supports DIGESTIVE health, not REPRODUCTIVE health. Even I, with my breeding kink, know when to draw the fucking line. Pregnancy accusations are NOT okay. Being bred is all fun and games in a fantasy scenario, but real life pregnancy can lead to birth (resulting in more people on this hellhole of a planet and therefore unethical unless you are fucking SELFISH and wish to inflict your dark wretched heart on a baby. Sickos.) or abortion (a sin in the Catholic church. Yes they are evil and being run into the ground by the current woke Pope, but they popped off with this one. Sorry feminists). If any of you do this shit ever again, I am going to get Really Pissed Off and become a terror to the people around me, hoping that somehow, someway, the ripples of negativity reach you. NEVER FUCK WITH OLIPOP. THEY ARE A SIMPLE BRAND WITH SIMPLE DREAMS. I would burn my life down that you might feel an ember of my hate.
Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
as my bitch friend sasuke would say……….tch…………..pathetic
face of a man who has known sorrow
had to google this as i wasn't familiar with the name. incredibly specific and accurate reference. please don't compare my cat-in-law to a homestuck character again
Thy emperor returneth. Give unto me tributes and perhaps i will consider you among my knights. Fail to please me and you shall be banished like Sir Daniel of the Tosh clan.
I regret to inform you this is now a skibidi toilet fanpage
This is the funniest pokemon image ever.
SONIC STORM Q&A HIGHLIGHTS: SOAP Shoes
i tried experimenting with a new style and i think it came out pretty well :3
hi toxing i hold you lije Chair
UNHAND ME!
Question: Do you like the ocean? White ships sailing the blue sea. Love it. The ocean is romance! Land is cramped on Earth, but the sea, ah! When I visit Earth, it's all about the sea. But the oceans on Earth are salty, I swear! Weird, yes? A mystery. So I got to wondering... And I think that people dump salt in the sea. Salt shakers on every table, and packets, too. Whatever's left over goes into the sea! The whole planet is salting the oceans. Makes sense, yes? Aren't I a genius? But I feel for the fish and other sea dwellers. How it must sting! Poor tender eyeballs. How to take all that salt out of the seas again? Even I don't know yet, but it's on my list. Someday, I will unsalt the Earth's oceans! If you can do it to butter, why not the sea? So be patient, oceans! Mmm, I do love butter.
The Ocean insults me. I wish to dry it. Confound your butter, fool.
