[magnetictapedatastorage]

makeup is so stupid. your face is so normal. you dont need to do that

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[flikkerij]

i will do ANYTHING but work on my essay apparently

[semutamusic]

[blackcatdoomer]

"70s bush." bush is eternal. there was bush before your oldest traceable ancestor. there was bush at the dawn of humanity and bush will persist until long after your genetic line dies out.

[100493503004422]

I've gone fifteen years on this website without absorbing any information about homestuck and I'm not about to start now

[importantcatpics]

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Let’s have technical difficulties with mama

[feyd-meowtha]

[primrosing]

i am a soyboy thru and thru. i love tofu, miso, soy milk, edamame, soy curls, tvp, soysauce. the soy bean has given us so much, god bless her

[gayvampyr]

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

[lookataleaf3000]

reblog if you support replacing congress with a council of hags

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

[vegspoblr]

people on tumbler dot corn will be like "you really think veganism will change anything? that's such bourgeois thinking, which pales in effectiveness to my revolutionary strategy: doing nothing"

[charitydingle]

Kedi 2016, dir. Ceyda Torun

[cookiethebirddoll]

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

[neonlabia]

[brucefromfamilyguy]