every little thing i do is a micro-trans-action

posy/ash/pigeon, 25, he/it, bi, white, mostly on mobile.

[neontetra]

Give this album a listen: PARTICLES

this is my friend's new EP and its good u should def check it out :3

[neontetra]

'twas also released on soundcloud if anyone who doesnt use spotify wants to check it out :3

[dionysiaproductions]

[kocalls]

[t4tstarvingdog]

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

[hungry-hobbits]

trying to divvy out kinks to your ocs is lowkey embarrassing but also feels like this

[nevershootamockingbird]

[ Begin ID: A still from Jimmy Neutron of Libby, Sheen, and Carl. Shayne is saying, "We gave Jimmy "rapturous enjoyment of mustard". Let's give Cindy whistling." / End ID ]

[seacavepuzzle]

my consistent top 5 tumblr fear is that i make a pro piracy post and then it gets reblogged with some first world addition about the wonders of the library

[seacavepuzzle]

an imaginary yet so real being: another fun thing that you can do is borrow intergalactic erotic board games from the 1960s and even if your library doesn’t have it the librarian will be HAPPY to get it for you, believe me!! this is a little life hack a lot of people don’t know about!!!!! TALK TO THE LIBRARIAN and they WILL get you the intergalactic erotic board game from the 1960s! and that’s NOT a thing piracy can do for you (heh!).

my library’s eternal buckets:

[mightyoctopus]

[ID: Nine buckets on a concrete floor. Behind them, a shelf is partially covered by a plastic sheet. It is not visible if the roof is leaky or what the buckets do. /end ID]

[pangur-and-grim]

see her loud

[pangur-and-grim]

now see her quiet

[certified-cervid]

now see her bowling pins

[catcrumb]

[jennaflare]

oh wonderful i will get some mileage out of this as a new reaction image

[lethalwizard]

[polari]

grounding tips for the stressed aspiring tyrant: acknowledge 5 people you can sway to your cause, 4 methods you can use to persuade them (2 violent, 2 nonviolent), 3 people in positions of moderate power you can manipulate and usurp in order to gain access to 2 powerful institutions to destroy, and 1 foundational lie

[polari]

people are starting to character tag so i’d like to state upfront that this is part of a new branch of pop feminism i’m pioneering called despotette and as such is specifically advice for women trying to break into the world of tyranny, so if you must character tag it’s really only appropriate to do so if the character is a woman, thank you

[mbmbimbo]

i know everyone loves baby seals, but sometimes i really am blown away by their whimsy. they took a teddy bear and made it a mermaid. i feel very wonderful knowing we live on the same planet as puppy mermaid teddies

[makingimages]

[johnnycrass]

something so alchemical about build a bear...... the homunculus...

[ahotknife]

is this a safe place to say i don’t care that chappell roan is rude and i think it’s fine if she continues to be

[ahotknife]

in what fucking world is a grown ass 28 year old woman who grew up in a trailer park in missouri and worked her ass off singing for $12 in tips in empty bars an “out of touch rich kid” yall need to Stop being part of the problem

[cheddar-baby]

In cyclops world the teens have a trend where they play "we are young" by fun and when he says "give me a second i" they put a second eye on random celebs like cyclops shane dawson

[duxsilvae]

[failchild]

i have to do stuff to get results

[gonzocoded]

can i be earnest for a second. i mean more than usual

[gonzocoded]

my earnest belief is that you gotta take pictures of yourself that look really bad and unattractive and that never end up seeing the light of day. because someday you’re gonna go through your photos and see them and say god i’m so glad i get to see what i looked like after running around in that rainstorm

[gonzocoded]

AND you’re not gonna look at them and go god i look bad you’re gonna see them and say god i was so happy god i was so alive