neoTheater-Kid

This is my secret blog for things. They/them.

[undescribed1mage]

of course you have a superiority complex & pronouns

[porc3lainang3l]

Romeo Minecraft and Ezra Lamb celebrating Romeo's 100th birthday?!?!

(Zoomed in under the cut)

[bantlers]

The devil is a twink named luke

[turnipfritters]

- graffiti in the stormtrooper bathrooms

[cannibalchicken]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Me and a guy named Dave were transfer students for Rainbow High and Naomi Storm and Holly De'Vious had a massive crush on Dave.

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

you sad little pervert

im happy big & sexually normal

[silvandar]

Goncharov is a Christmas movie.

[undescribed1mage]

love is in the air? wrong ! jane doe :3

(photo creds 2 some theater company)

[undescribed1mage]

why is there a ninety second scene of milkimg giraffes in wonka. why. who. what.

[cigarettebrands]

[funkyfunderberker]

fished through my tumblr over dinner tonight to find this post bc i quote it all the time and i wanted to show my pal who’s a twin. his face fell. “that’s us”

his eyes were bloodshot and his mouth agape. i think he’s just in awe at how funny it is and i go “lol who’s sniff and who’s whimper” and he goes. “no. THAT’S US.”

called his brother to get here asap with the hard drives of the day they were born, spent the next hour doing a deep dive to find the source of this image and analyzing the video. the only differences are the sheet and crib they’re in but we think they may have been moved to a secondary location between the video and this image because their features are identical and the hats are the EXACT same down to how they’re resting on their heads, and they were not provided by the hospital.

i quote sniff and whimper every day. i show everybody i know this gif i think it is that funny. my friend and i were laying on the ground like two hours before dinner going “i’m sniff..” “i’m whimper!” in little voices.

i fucking know sniff and whimper. i’ve known sniff and whimper all along.

[the-haiku-bot]

i fucking know sniff

and whimper. i’ve known sniff and

whimper all along.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[maplebunie]

i wont go into much detail but people kept getting crushed underneath slow moving objects, ending up as smears on walls or pavement

[maplebunie]

i forgot to say this was a dream so it just reads like a shitpost

[the-haiku-bot]

i forgot to say

this was a dream so it just

reads like a shitpost

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[catsbypawty]

What kind of animals do you think the rtc characters would be if they were animals?

OOOOH

Ocean is a chihuahua. Because like a chihuahua, she’s an annoying little bitch

Noel I think would be something elegant, maybe like a black cat, or a hare/rabbit

Mischa is probably like a wolf or a coyote or something

Ricky is a cat, duh, specifically a scottish fold

Constance is a pomeranian! With the cute curly tails n stuff!

Janeyboo I think would be a pretty little moth or butterfly of some sort

Penny I am torn between lion, sheep, and deer

[neotheater-kid]

I have GOT to stop getting so aroused (in the sexual and nonsexual sense) just because someone is passionate about something

[orpheuslament]

im drunk & i love my baby so much i can barely stand it. god

[kedreeva]

Happy winter solstice! The light begins to return tomorrow!!

[kedreeva]

Happy summer solstice! The dark begins to return tomorrow!!

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

This post is applicable in both hemispheres on both solstices!

[neotheater-kid]

CHLOE VALENTINE is so SCOTT PILGRIM character coded

[kicchirikacchiri-deactivated202]

aromanticism and asexuality at an all-time high

[the-haiku-bot]

aromanticism

and asexuality

at an all-time high

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.