i unironically love the muppets i think we all do tho
weed the ppl out of your life who only like muppets ironically. you dont need that kind of negativity in your life.
did you say weed
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i unironically love the muppets i think we all do tho
weed the ppl out of your life who only like muppets ironically. you dont need that kind of negativity in your life.
did you say weed
this photo set was an adventure and i need it on my blog. permanently.
incorrect, this is actually the best way to percieve media
some carrie fisher tweets to brighten your day
Most showrunners: but if we acknowledge that queer people exist then we'll lose revenue from the Straights!
The showrunners of She-ra and The Dragon Prince:
Soren: tells his horse to start a new life and meet a nice unicorn after setting him free
Me:
reincarnated soulmates is one of my favorite tropes
This tag has me dying
sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid
I used to think this post was stupid because most people like both sides of the bed free but then I realized some psychopaths put their bed like this so not even the headboard is against a wall and this post is about these animals.
A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.
ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall
no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?
Okay, but how is this
I’m at a loss for words
That scene in Shrek 2 where they’re staying in Fiona’s childhood bedroom and he can’t sleep… powerful
I live for those pics of cats that got onto sports fields on live tv
athletes
what the fuck is going on between poseidon and zeus right now
“Eyes the half of the continent that’s on fire”
Hephaestus can chill too TBH.
To crush the 1%, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the wealthy
I’m about to have a fun afternoon.
So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.
She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.
This should make for an interesting story.
So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That’s what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude’s house. But I’m very proud to say, this ended without violence.
Arrival:
So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker’s explorer and headed over to dude’s house. Ok the squad: you all know me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of I’d say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face. Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again. Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door. He looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threatening individuals and one guy perched on his banister like batman. He was like “FINE. Go take what you’re looking for.”
Retrieval:
So we’re all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We are completely guessing. We didn’t even tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items.The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up furniture, turning it over, and putting it back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wasn’t enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there’s me. Who was causing general mischief…. He said to take what I was looking for, that’s what I was looking for. Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich. Because “you guys look like you have it under control, and I’m a sucker for egg salad.” We were in and out in 15 minutes.
Delivery:
So the autobots rolled out and headed towards homegirl’s spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up. We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don’t. She sent us all an email once and didn’t blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff and we started emailing and that was that. We told her that we went to see her ex. “OMG what did you say to him?” Nothing. We’re not messenger boys. We’re delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked “Wtf is all that shit.” So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed. She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwardly with this weeping trainer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like “So…. chipoltle?” And we all got burrito bowls.
What a great day.
Soda is bubbly soup.
Soup is boring soda.
Make your own goddamn controversial post
you fuckin heard me.
O hmy god
I’m disturbed
This is like reading of two people getting into an argument in a bar then one of them commits a war crime.
“i wish i could go on platonic dates with people”
It’s called a queerplatonic partner.
Oh you mean like having friends?
No that’s something different. I am firm on the idea of a platonic date. Friends is just people you don’t hate as much. Platonic peeps are actually people you care about.
This is why they can treat people they call friends like trash. The word means NOTHING to them.
Ok yall no. Do you plan on moving in with your “best friend” for life? To adopt kids and raise a family with them? Is that a normal friend thing? Because that’s pretty common for qprs. Just because you don’t understand something dosen’t mean you get to shit all over someone elses literal fucking life and relationship goals because it makes you feel good to reinforce the dumbass image you have of them as a sad mean person who only goes on the internet.
FRIENDS! YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT FRIENDS!
There are friends who raise kids together, movie in together, sometimes even get married all while remaining just friends. Friends go on dates, they go on vacation, give each other kidneys, adopt pets together, etc. Just because YALL struggle to make human connections in the real world and can’t make real friends doesn’t mean the word has any less value! And maybe if y’all stopped treating Friends as if they’re just associates or stop calling people who actually are just associates your friends then maybe y’all could stop this nonsense.
“Friends is just people you don’t hate as much” I’m literally begging y’all to go to therapy