you’ll never catch me alive

cec / 21

[laloroy]

[plantanarchy]

out of interest I just looked up transit directions in Google maps from my parents house to my house and it told me to drive 20 minutes to a park to ride bus station, wait 6 hours, get on several different busses, then get off and order a Lyft

[plantanarchy]

This isn't a joke it literally told me to do that

[plantanarchy]

Same route but driving

[trainedchimpanzee]

This is what American urban planning looks like

[rolodextra]

[catsoverloaded]

Poor girl broke her favorite sitting basket.

[kitten-cab00dle]

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT

[assdevourer]

that post thats like "i hope christianity as a global power collapses" and there's just tons of hand-wringing "enjoy living in a lawless wasteland with no morals" comments like. congrats. you are a living illustration of the fucking point.

if your sense of morality is anchored to the bible and you think people would just start killing people etc without it, congrats, your worldview is fucked and you should do some introspection why.

[squeakitties]

[phoneticmeow]

[littlestpersimmon]

Not to be like this but Europeans immediately turning unhinged at the slightest jab is actually insane to me. Like British people randomly turning into Ludwig The Accursed whenever an American is mildly amused at cultural differences.. going "Well AT LEAST WE DONT SHOOT UP CHILDREN IN OUR SCHOOLS FKSKKDSJSI" and random Dutch people and Swedes immediately turning to racism against the global south because people think it's odd that a lot of them do not invite guests to dinner. Like sometimes you guys are the butt of jokes. Sometimes people will be shocked at cultural differences. You guys have singlehandedly changed the trajectory of the planet because you wanted spice, you guys can handle people laughing at you for once instead of praising your Prisons That Look Like Apartments built on stolen wealth from the global south. Jesus fucking wept. Get over yourselves and learn to say "yeah we suck"

[snackenjoyer]

[sexhaver]

the only part of the internet worth salvaging are youtube comments under woodworking/blacksmithing videos written by boomer dads

[sexhaver]

this is what the internet was supposed to be for. where did we go so wrong?

[politijohn]

Solidarity with Kroger workers

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

1) Don’t cross the picket line at Colorado-based King Soopers today

2) A list of all Kroger brands to avoid and consider shopping elsewhere

[cannaqueers]

King Soopers Strike Begins, Union Says Grocery Store Has 'Unfair Labor Practices'

Thousands of grocery store employees in Colorado are on strike after negotiations between the union and King Soopers fell apart.

[birchdoors]

no one:

the baby zombie outside my base:

[turingdetested]

they hate him for his sexually confusing swag

[turingdetested]

you are the only one who is allowed to speak on my posts ever again

[slitherpunk]

*exports you as a jpeg* *and turns the quality waaaaay down*

[devipotato]

[xdead-god-dreamingx]

[thebootydiaries]

[suigintou]

real life should have titles you can equip like an mmo character and they have to put like <Bearer of The Torch> on your driver’s license because you worked as a welder for 15 years

[shock]

when we dont like letters from our landlord we give them to piper

[papasmoke]

Working class hero

[joshlovesyou]