This is so fucking funny
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@nerddotnet
This is so fucking funny
watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like
put your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will work
open up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkk
put in the movie
gdi it has to be rewound
press STOP and then rewind because its so much faster that way
start the movie and it takes a few seconds for the movie to actually start cause you rewound to the VERY beginning
FBI will get you if you illegally distribute or exhibit this movie
and then. because you forgot that movies are always so much louder than TV
COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD
QUICK LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay crisis averted.
although. these ads are kind of quiet. a little hard to hear.....
better turn up the volume...
THX
Posts you can hear
Posts you can feel in your soul 😭😭
I've decided to become a tumblr girly again...ever since I deleted tiktok I have felt that something is missing...
my brain from 8am - 10pm when I should be awake and active:
my brain from 12am - 6am exclusively:
I’m going to say something super controversial here: billionaires shouldn’t exist
i used to think billionaires were like. slightly richer millionaires but for reference: a million seconds is 12 days, a billion seconds is THIRTY TWO YEARS.
no one can convince me that it’s possible to possess a billion dollars, much less dozens of billions of dollars, and not be a disgusting terrible shitty unethical heartless human being
GUYS. THERE WAS DRIVE-THROUGH IN ANCIENT ROME. FINDING OUT THIS ALONE IS WORTH THE COST OF MY MASTERS IN HISTORY.
[From Daily Life of the Ancient Romans by David Matz]
*rolls up to the window* yeah gimme a number V combo
“I’ll have two number IXs, a number IX large, a number VI with extra ambrosia, a number VIII, two number XLVs, one with cheese, and a large goblet of wine.”
hail, I am Gaius Furius, welcome to Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives
“YEAH CAN I GET A FVCKIN VVVVHHH….VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVHHHHHHHHH…BVRGER?”
Pics that make you go hmm ha hm hm hm ha hmm hm ha hm hm hm ha
I am fed up with the media nowadays
“everything’s bigger in texas,” i say, leading her out to the back of the ranch. “look at that miniature horse, for example" i continue, and then point at just a regular horse
me looking at photos other people took of me: Who is this incredibly awful person? This bridge goblin? Who let this happen
headcanoning characters you dont like as cishet is lgbt culture
cock is such a powerful word whoever came up with it really snapped