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erika // 25 // i’m stale af and so are my jokes; art inspo / more stuff over @seeyou-cowgirl

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[gondwana]

It's over

[wolfwarrior142]

If it makes you feel better. Our pigs' favorite meal is a bucket of rotting whole cow's milk that we specifically let get gross before giving to em cuz they love it that way. Its not their main food, cuz thats grain, but they still get a lot of disgusting milk. So thats kinda like slop I guess

[gondwana]

Ok ❤️ yay ❤️

[blade-nation]

BLADE FACT #1

Blade was born in 1931

BLADE

[blade-nation]

[segamascott]

whateverr

[plainsbison]

as a plains bison, I believe you should be able to share holes, mounds, piles, and other topological features through the internet; it would make the experience much more enriching for myself and other ice-age megafauna like moose.

[segamascott]

periodd

[zeelatunes]

how come nobody raps about the master emerald anymore

[yellowpie]

[turochamp]

look for the girl with the broken smile

[divorced-slenderman]

She took the pages.

[truepeaceinspace]

metroid is about isolation

but metroid is also about learning to do trick jumps from random animals who celebrate when you get it right, and about saving them even as the planet shudders under your feet

and metroid is about lowering your gun when you meet the last of a species who's only just hatched, and gently holding out your hand

and metroid is about accidentally calling the name of someone you care about, who you thought you'd lost, and finding out they've been with you the whole time

and about a little scribble of a child with their parents tucked into the corner of a grand mural

and about the gifts left behind by others because they may be gone before they get to meet you, but that won't stop them from helping you

metroid is about love actually

[alligator-with-a-top-hat]

[cinnamnt]

fuck do you mean the metal gear solid hd collection of snake eater doesn’t have the secret theater. i wanted to watch the funnies

[cinnamnt]

no skateboarding minigame in sons of liberty no funny secret theater videos in snake eater. we used to be a real country

[cinnamnt]

they don’t even have snake vs monkey

[lakevida]

internet wiccan tries to harm me with an emoji spell but i narrowly survive bc my phone is too old for updates so i just get black rectangles, easily one of my favorite color and shape combinations

[divorciada]

something I haven't seen people mention about The Hunger Games trilogy and movies is how it genuinely revolutionized the Minecraft server scene

[adventuregameprotagonist]

trying to have sex with my point-n-click wife but she keeps saying "hmm...i don't think those two things go together"

[slimetony]

Are clowns patriotic

are you?

[slimetony]

I’m asking the questions here. Would a clown die for its country

everyone who has ever died for their country was a clown

[hammyboney]

[medievaljournalist]

tragedy strikes as an amateur boomhauer impression coincidentally matches up with the incantation for a fireball spell

[tahthetrickster]

finding out about like 90% of bg3 shit like thirdhand whenever it crosses one of my feeds is so funny what do you mean the fucking cleric has higher str than the rapier-wielding folk hero warlock

[tahthetrickster]

starting to understand why this bitch hates it here

[nyquilnap]

my man went for it

[kemeeley-deactivated20200120]

hey WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE THINGS

[mostlydeadcowboy]

[decamarks]

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

[soundtestmenu]

you don't like regis? ⠗⠇? ün ün?