dogs and bad jokes

Alright Lads. I'm Laura, and my favourite thing to do is to have a blog with a theme that doesn't match the content

[thoodleoo]

dionysus: as thanks for taking care of my stepfather, i have granted your wish that everything you touch turns to gold

king midas, seeing his daughter:

[softlenaluthor]

please watch brooklyn nine nine

[peredurthefool-deactivated20200]

This was the best opener of the season

[ohiwasonlyfallinginlove-deactiv]

please watch this gem of a show 

[puttyhill-deactivated20140114]

[reservoirdogs]

My brother is in Malala’s course in oxford and he just sent me this from their groupchat

[pakistanning]

i cannot believe we are living in a time where we can witness a real-life nobel peace prize nominee, a young woman who has been face-to-face with a terrorist and not only survived but went on to spend every day of the rest of her life confronting the world’s most powerful head-on and saving the world, a living legend, a real-life superhero, using smiley face emojis in a facebook messenger groupchat with her classmates

[nerdlergie]

socks on Christmas

8 year old me: what the fuck I said I wanted toys

me now: *crying* thank you.. thank you sweet christ my feet are always so cold.. so very very cold

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

*tries to be funny and gets assassinated*

[agrownwomansromance-deactivated]

[plucky-deactivated20180916]

you make cole sprouse out to be something he isnt - he's a person, like you and me. he's got skin and i have some to prove it.

im sorry hang on like i just. what the absolute fuck are you talking about

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[throwbackblr]

The Lion King (2019)

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

when your son gets locked up

[furryvergil]

when your son escapes 

[y0itsjojo]

when your son comes home

[wenchette-deactivated20161106]

My New Years resolution is to shut up

[funnylime]

why my hand shaky

[sundial911]

your skeleton is ready to hatch

[funnylime]

this is so fucking ominous thank you

[iwontallowit]

[j4ya]

lasanyer

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[joshpeck]

now THIS is a sponsored post

[calmwitch-deactivated20170102]

*lifts weights so i can carry bigger dogs*