[moldavite]

you are so fucking hot holy shit

but do you think i'm worth saving?

[dogpuppy]

[ask-pacman]

The male bitch at cvs always got a rolex with a cracked glass no hourhand and hes got a cut like he was ran over by bull's at ru paul so we call him tweny dollar dandy I think hes been charging me extra for my vitamin e so i slipped him a viral strain and he dont work there anymore

[dogpuppy]

[zedogica]

having a body made of meat sucks ass

[engygeron-deactivated20260524]

we're not made of meat! and we'll always be with you

[zedogica]

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

[silvervnrouge]

[barikonen]

when ozymandias king of kings tells u to look upon his works and despair but, boundless and bare, the lone and level sands stretch far away

[lesbianraskolnikov]

Found it

[brucemanimean-batwayne]

every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[homelessrichgirl2]

[loveridden1999]

i want to be free

[gondwana]

Sunday

[despazito]

When the riff comes back slower and nastier

[chilewithcarnage]

when an ugly bitch call you twin

[crimewave420]

im jacking you.

[iamoutofideas]

[jesuschristssupernova]

this coffee tastes like i can still have a beautiful life

[sportsandlaughs]