Mon Calamari Deserves Better

Icon by Koofins | Gwendolin | Artist | 27, I suspose?! She/her | I am a mess I reblog whatever comes on my dash and whatever catches my interest. Full of anxiety and fear and I *will* steal star wars so I can make it cool. I have major DM Hubris(TM)

[mousegirlheart]

🄿🄰🅁🅃🄰🄺🄴 🄾🄵 🄼🅈 🄷🄾🄻🅈 🄵🄻🅄🄸🄳🅂, 🄼🅈 🄲🄷🄸🄻🄳

[pixiecatsupreme]

On it!

[hemipenal-system]

*transfem voice* yeah i have this kink where i’m a dragon and i get cared for by a bunch of humans

[hemipenal-system]

a dragon is a proud, majestic beast that really wants to shove its snout up between your legs curiously to get your scent

[hemipenal-system]

dragon sniffing you so intently that her snout lifts your feet fully off the ground. you’re holding onto her nose horn for dear life and yelling at her until she sets you back down

[zoesupreme]

some early morning wisdom for you all

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You've been turned into a mythical creature, spin the wheel to see which one!

Are you happy with it?

^^^^^^

https://wheelofnames.com/5k9-xsu

Are you happy with it?

yes!! I love it

yes!

It's okay I guess

no

NO.

results/other

Voting ended onJul 14

(if you don't consider some of these mythical creatures please don't come for me)

[hornyangel96]

Not what I had planned but definitely a good ending

[dragongirlsweetie]

little bit of advice: if you can't tell if a post online is a joke, you should always assume that it is not a joke and the op is either an idiot with an inflated ego or is lying on purpose for malicious reasons. in both cases the best course of action is to aggressively correct them and insult them, maybe even threaten to kill them

[dragongirlsweetie]

the buddha taught this

[aangisdead]

sometimes…….things that are fanon………are worse

[catchymemes]

[bellmandi86]

If you or a loved one can hear this image, you may be entitled to financial compensation

[alwaysoutofpaper]

character tidbits

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's always so funny how insistent people are that war "isn't inherently political" like you would be hard pressed to find something more inherently political

[evilscientist3]

people from different countries actually just kill each other with guns for several years at a time for no reason

[dragongirlsweetie]

need everyone to understand that this is not some kind of obscure online discourse iceberg. this is the median american voter

[kushblazer666]

[hemipenal-system]

the members of your local dragonry guild seem intimidating and cool as fuck but they're secretly not either of those things. they're all just big dorks who love their sky puppies

[hemipenal-system]

yeah a girl seems kinda scary when she lets a dragon bigger than an eagle perch on her arm and she's all stone-faced about it. she looks much less scary when it won't stop licking her ear (and her hair, and a lot of her face) and she can't stop giggling about it and she ends up having to put its hood on because she can't give her presentation with it trying to preen her

[sanitymakesposts]

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

[sanitymakesposts]

Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.

[sanitymakesposts]

Mods… change the smell of his parents house.

[evilscientist3]

look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?

[modmad]

finally completed my outfit for Alias Chicane! thought I'd better give it a test run before heatwave 3.0 hits us... a dapper chap from the 1920s! please disregard my extremely not period appropriate stove

bonus: foxes gots to wash them soxes

[thoughtportal]

5 simple exercises to awaken dormant muscles

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[onemillionwordsofcrap]

I appreciate this video a lot--people don't realize how important it is to start slow if you're trying to come back from a completely sedentary lifestyle, and they get really hurt as a result. Straining your muscles too much, too suddenly can land you in the E.R. and the wrong joint injury can permanently affect your mobility, so please start with absolute basics and easy stretches!

[kinuko]

Mitch mcconnell might be dead

[luxwing]

[patrothestupid]

time to climb