Hey, Im Alison.

Pretty average height. Located in Houston.

[guam-deactivated20240602]

so sad how all scottish and irish people stole their accents from shrek

[catlips001]

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and

[catlips001]

Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said

[ask-cloud-skipper]

you might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies

[nocontextgoodplace]

[honourinrevenge]

me everyday

[memehumor]

God, please give me a sign

[lonelyroad1988]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dantes-infernal-chili]

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all goddamn week

[stigmatagloryhole-deactivated20]

[thexzzy-deactivated20250919]

[stockxfootage-deactivated201708]

[bitchycode]

[clayjokes]

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

[downwithneocolonialism]

[no-chill-at-all]

[dollsonmain]

I just need something to look forward to.

In the mail.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[vivienvalentino]

Everything is shit and the world might be on the verge of nuclear war.

Bruno Mars: *releases another 80s/90s sounding bop* 

Everyone:

[tomsoyerhd]