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“There is no love without sin” -Nightcrawler

[nerdstuffalways]

So I’ve been playing around with this Fic idea for a while now💙

But before i get too attached i wanted to see what other people in the fandom thought about it first

So the idea is that the Reader/MC is actually on Arkham and Vergils side before the events of DMC3. This would mean she helps with the rise of the Temen Ni Gru.

Its a Vergil x Reader Fic but i haven’t decided if reader would be Neros mom or not (leaning towards no currently but idk)

It would take place in Fortuna and I was really trying to go for a “they were roommates” and library romance vibe for the whole thing.💙💙

[nerdstuffalways]

[yutamayo]

Get car seats for my kids first.

[skittlesandham]

what if, little baby devil trigger?

good, im glad you agree 😌

[kakemakes]

I think they'd get along :)

[liibrra]

Some Verlir tension

[daemontargaryenwhore]

He couldn't afford to lose another kid knowing he's going to lose one just for the battle to end.

[warmiipalomaa]

Jock Reiner & Hockey Jean Doodle 🔥

[leabeesworld]

every time someone writes my baby jean kirstein as a jerk fuck boy, cheater, toxic, disrespectful to women and extremely popular, an angel loses his wings; because he would literally be the og yearner, he's a big loser who thinks he's a popular guy, bro could never use women, he would be a hopeless romantic, a soft spoken man, nervous around the girl he likes, respectful, overprotective, he would always put the person he loves first, probably the best boyfriend/husband in this world.

[sexyapostate]

Auntie Ethel's Race-Specific Vicious Mockeries

Because of this post by rpgchoices, I figured I'd compile all the other Vicious Mockery lines Auntiel Ethel can hit the player with. These don't include the origin companion specific ones. You can find those in the linked post.

DROW ELF

Filthy underscum!

Just another of Lolth's pretty harlots.

Slaver. Sadist. How dare you judge me?

DROW ELF (MALE)

Bare your throat, spider-bait.

Kneel, boy. Just like the matriarchs taught you to.

Bow to your betters, boy.

HALF-ELF DROW

Even the Underdark doesn't want you, half-breed.

Surprised you show yourself in public, abomination.

A half-drow? How grotesque.

DWARF

More beard than brains, the lot of you.

Bet you'd trade your friends for a trinket or two, gold-eater!

I'll squeeze that stone heart until it bleeds, dwarf.

DUERGAR DWARF

Bow your head, slave. You remember how, don't you?

Grey and useless as a stone comb.

Need a new master, illithid lover?

DRAGONBORN

Aww, where's your clan? Bet they'd exile you for that brainworm in a blink.

Bet that honour of yours shatters easy as your scales.

You foul-breathed little lizard!

GNOME

Disgusting burrow rat.

Bet your clan's happy you're gone!

Try laughing after I rip your throat out, gnome.

ELF 

Fancy yourself immortal? We'll see how long that lasts.

I'll show you what a true fey does, dearie.

Elves are so pretty. Pretty worthless!

HALF-ELF

I wonder which parent regrets you more, half-breed.

How revolting. Another thin-blooded mongrel. Half-elf. Half-human. All useless.

HUMAN

Another human rat infesting Faerûn.

A human! So desperate to be special.

Pity. That tadpole actually made you interesting.

HALFLING

No flabby dwarf's a threat to me.

Come closer, little softie. You'll be tender.

A tiny, sweet morsel. Just for me.

HALF-ORC

Come now, tusks-for-brains! Doesn't this make you angry?

All that bloodlust. A little tap, and I bet you won't know friend from foe!

Lumbering half-orc. Twice as ugly as your parents combined!

TIEFLING

I'll burn you alive and everyone will celebrate.

You're everyone's punching bag and no one's favourite.

I see the Hells spit out another tragic little tiefling.

These were included in the dialogue document and the races listed are exactly what's in the dialogue's trigger flags.

PLANAR (githyanki, warforged)

What kind of botched portal brought something like you here?

Are you lost, little one? Maybe your soul will make it back home.

I'll banish you for good, outsider!

RARE (aasimar, dragonborn, firbolg, genasi, githyanki, half-drow, half-orc, tiefling, triton, warforged, yuan-ti pureblood)

I'm one step closer to wiping your kind off Faerûn for good!

Freakish thing. I bet everyone stares when you walk by.

Not a lot like you. You'll be my prettiest trophy.

BEASTIAL (aarakocra, kenku, lizardfolk, tabaxi, tortle)

Think you're a person because you're walking on two feet? Adorable.

Can't wait to throw a collar on your neck and make you my familiar.

I'll tan your hide, beast!

BONUS: MINSC? FOR SOME REASON? I don't know why there seem to be unlabeled Minsc-specific Vicious Mockeries. Maybe Ethel played BG1/2 and just really hates him.

How quaint! The hamster has a pet.

Only evil here is what's inside you, ranger.

Go rub your rat, soft-skull.

[luvleekaotix-imagines]

oooh I've seen your Nero and Dante headcannons, what about Vergil if you're still up for it?

Ahhh yes. The problematic fave. This is written a bit differently because Vergil is very different it’s also a lot longer because GUESS WHO’S THE NOT SO SECRET FAVOURITE OF MINE

Just Vergil falling for you things:

So if DMC characters were in a dating sim, Vergil is that stupid hard secret character to get that has really specific requirements and event flags that you need to trigger with perfect stats to get. If you fuck up once or miss a flag, fuck, its game over man and you’ve missed your chance. Vergil is a very difficult person to be with because romance or any emotion that could even be slightly fluffy is like the very fucking last thing on his mind.

Keep reading

[nerdstuffalways]

I cant draw someone feed me fanart of Dante and Vergil with heavy guyliner😩😩

[tumultuosatempestate]

«So this is what they call a heartwarming family reunion?»

[nerdstuffalways]

So i know its likely the Lady in Red was most likely some sort of Fortuna church girl….

But i honestly think it would be so interesting if she acted a bit more like nero, or paralleled him in some way

Like the

- Bored and yawning dramatically in church

- Stubborn and grumpy teenager energy

- Doesn’t talk to/like a lot of people

Like, LiR content is usually something surrounding a Sparda worshipping fortuna girl but imagine the dynamic of her being some girl on the island who’s just sort of punk rock with an attitude problem and works part time in the library

And honestly? I can TOTALLY see Vergil falling for that

[devil-howl]

Vergil would NOT have dominated LiR she would've pinned him down, said all nice things, praising how wonderful he is and rode him silly.

[sato-riii]

Vergil Sparda Headcannons

Ok so idk what to call this, I was just thinking and well here is this! Vergil sparda back from the underworld, this is what I think he’d be like :) if you like this here’s my fic on ao3

Oh Vergil, the man who quietly sees every single move you make in his peripheral vision.

The man who wouldnt be caught dead admitting he has any short of feelings for you, but his younger twin can see right through him.

Vergil, the man who heard about one of your niche interests once and cataloged it in his head.

What do you like? Cathedrals? He will take you to an abandoned one and frame it as a mission, then play tour guide when you comment on the absence of any demonic presence.

Vergil, the man who does the dishes in the dead of night so your mug is ready to go for your morning coffee, of course he’ll never tell, and if anyone asks he either won’t reply or chock it up on being tidy.

Vergil the man who knows your coffee order by heart.

Vergil, the guy who spend all his life alone in search of power and now that his brother dragged him back from the underworld he cannot adjust for the life of him.

Vergil, the man who only wanted to be loved but has deemed himself unworthy of affection, it’s not that he doesn’t hold these types of feelings he just doesn’t know what to do with them. He shouldn’t feel this way, it’s not fair to you.

He wouldn’t try to actively drive you away, he would just be cold and inexpressive. Thats his nature after all, or what he honed himself to become.

Vergil the man that would never say how jealous he got when he’d see Dante shamelessly flirting with you. No he isn’t jealous, he just finds his brother irritating, yeah thats it. But when Dante throws an arm around you laughing casually his jaw clicks his brows furrow and his hands? He finds himself very willing to relive the past, Dante has survived countless stabbings… what’s another one?

Vergil, the half demon who paces around in his room frustrated by how you plague his thoughts, annoyed even.

Vergil, the one who yearns to be like you, he sees how easy you talk with everyone, maybe if things were different he’d be like that too, but they aren’t and they will never be.

Vergil and his hyper fixation on a mortal that stared at the abyss with him. The abyss he stared at? Hell. No literally. The abyss you stared at? Him.

Vergil, who quietly writes poetry about you late at night.

Vergil who protects you at missions like it’s second nature.

Vergil, whose hands are surprisingly a lot warmer than they look.

Vergil, who would meet your gaze and not break eye contact if you were to challenge him.

Vergil, who would walk around shirtless in dmc and when you’d throw a T-shirt at him and yell to put some damn clothes on would catch it with one hand, look down at it, then up at you confused, the he’d tell you it’s hot outside. (Respectfully sir it is hot inside too now.)

Vergil, who would get you little trinkets from his “expeditions”. Nothing too extravagant, a stone he liked perhaps, but he always brought something.

Vergil, who would fix your weapons when they needed maintenance, never admired to it, you’d just find them in perfect condition.

Vergil, who would absolutely leave a new pair of gloves on your pillow if the ones you have tore.

Vergil, who could love you from afar from years never wanting anything back.

Vergil who would almost rip his brother apart if you got hurt during a mission he wasn’t a part of.

[nerdstuffalways]

I HATE when people take about Vergil like hes some ultra-dom or a quiet and brooding type of person.

Like yes this man is quiet BUT this man is a NERD through and through😭😭

Like this is the same man who:

- Writes his name on things he values so that others know its his

- Cant even look Nero in the eye if you see them in the DMC5 loading screen in Nicos truck

- He reads POETRY!!