Socialy awkward club:)

The art is not mine, but i do draw! I love books and fics. Music is my whole life and so is academic validation:) she/her People are weird, but some are good weird and others are bad weird!

[nerdwashere]

"I love you"

But do you really?

Would you still love me if you knew who i am? What i am?

Im scared that you wouldn't

Im scared that you would hate me for liking a girl, Im scared that i might not have your support after i deport.

Into a new world, one filled with love

But love of the you dont approve of.

If you found out who i really was, would i still be your little girl, or would i be the monster in the closet you would be hiding from?

And maybe im dramatic, but i know my life is not pragmatic.

So next time you say you'll always love me, just remember that there are things you cant love me for.

[nerdwashere]

"I like you"

But that doesn't even begin to describe it,

The way my heart flutters when you are in my sight

The way you hold my heart in your hand, unaware that you could break me with a single word.

"I like you"

But in reality i would give up the world to touch you

To hold you

To worship the ground you walk on.

The beauty of your smile and that cute dimple on your face

That laugh that makes me smile and hope for an envounter with your grace

I love you. And i think i always have

even when you never even realized the weight of my heart you held in your hands.

I love you like it's breathing, easy and natural

For someone so convinced that you are unlovable, you sure as hell mesmserised me to the point of becoming unrecognisable.

The beauty of your face was more beautiful than the moon and stars

And your laugh felt like a warm wind at midnight.

Maybe in another life i would get to have you all to myself

And maybe in another life you would see me more as just "your best friend"

Because best friends dont dream about the softness of the other's lips,

Best friends dont stop breathing when you offer them a drink

Or when your hand stays on mine for just one second way too long.

So no.

"I like you" doesnt even descrive the feeling of me being so lost in my your soul, that i prayed to have never seen a way out

[nerdwashere]

a drawing of regulus black that i did

[nerdwashere]

Tee-hee! Jason todd as red hood or jason todd as robin?

[nerdwashere]

Omg i found this drawing that i made about a year ago i love it smmm

[nerdwashere]

GOJOOOOOOO

[vintagetee13]

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[atokirina-tsuki-deactivated2024]

reblog to celebrate jegulus’s annual meet up… know that right now, the sun and star are probably fucking.

[nerdwashere]

reblonging it because yeah. Sun and star and probably still fucking each other :D

[nerdwashere]

GOD DAMN IT! If struggle with social anxiety just like me then buckle in, you're gonna die laughing.

So here i was, sitting in a cafe and suffering because of art when i see this girl walk past me and her friend. And the girl was SO COOL. So like a simp i am, i stared at her when she walked pst me. They sat on the furthest side from me and she started typing. At that point im sweating and cursing because she was so hot. Like i mean- she had an oversized black and green shirt, blue baggy jeans, converse, dark gothunc eye make up, MANY bracelets. The whole nine yard.

So like a dignified (is that a word) human being i am, i stared. She caught me two times. By thag point im typing in the groupchat and i have my best friends hyping me up while the girl catches me staring aagjn. Lost story short- i creeped her out and she left the store. Yes. I do not think i have any dignity left in me. Now if you'll excuse me i'd love to go and die in a random corner :D

[urlocalloser10191]

@mushroom-enby

its a meme based on the fact the us completely ignores the metric system

[nerdwashere]

Frrr! And no matter how much i force myself i CANNOT understand how Americans use miles and feet. Like- where's the logic???

[nerdwashere]

I wanna get back into painting. Please font judge too harshly i did it in undet two hours and i havent used acrilic paints, or any paints fir that matter, for more than a year so i forgot how to do it properly💔

[voiider]

Okay alright I'm tired of giving more children to Bruce Wayne I think we need to start taking some away 

Tim getting kidnapped (but in a way they don't announce Tim Drake-Wayne as missing??) and is given Something that induces amnesia but he escapes or maybe just literally wanders away but like he's in the middle of Ohio and he's walking down the road unsure of his own name or where he is and a weird looking camper pills over and a large man leans out the window and says “you doing alright there, sonny?” 

And he doesn't really know so he sorta shrugs so they pick him up and the man introduces himself as Jack and this is his wife Maddie and their two kids Danny and Jazz and they're just heading back from a camping trip and they can take him into town (Amity?) and take him down to the station and help him get things figured out 

The police take his picture and upload it to a “found” database or smth but there's no active or recent cases in Ohio for missing persons (or teenagers) matching his description 

(But also, Amity is pretty disconnected from the rest of the world digitally. They mind their business. Sure they run this boy's face in the newspaper and let the neighboring precincts about him but there's not much more they can do until this kid gets some memories back)

So he goes to stay with Jack and Maddie (idk how i don’t care about LAWS) while they wait to see if they get any hits or until he gets some memories back and they register him under Alvin (“hmm maybe... Tom? No, definitely not. Caroline? Alvin? That sounds the best I guess”) Fenton at the local high school so he can keep getting an education (and Alvin isn’t sure why, but this sort of feels like a waste of time, he already knows all this math stuff and why would he want to read Of Mice and Men he’s pretty sure someone told him John Steinbeck was a hack. Or maybe not. He can’t remember) but it’s simple enough and he likes the Fentons even if they keep trying to convince him ghosts are real 

And maybe they are. Actually. Real that is. He saw one the other day and had to double check if knowing ghosts were real is a common knowledge thing that he forgot of if he never knew in the first place. Jazz tells him that ghosts are pretty much an Amity specific thing but that they appear other places and then Jack and Maddie set him down and give him the entire history of ghosts that night and then show him their lab which is pretty cool

And maybe he accidentally suplexed someone who startled him in the halls on his first day and also fell asleep in science,but give him a break! he’s going through a lot right now

But his new brother roommate friend? Is helping him adjust at school by telling him who to avoid and what not to eat from the cafeteria and Jazz is in most of his classes but also he’s not sure why they’re trying to act all sneaky about this Inviso-Bill/vigilante situation because like. That’s clearly just Danny with white hair? He looks the exact same? Also he literally saw Danny walk through the bathroom door last week if it wasn’t obvious enough.

So Tim really isn’t expecting Danny to be surprised that he picked up a thermos that Phantom dropped when he and his friends ran off to fight another ghost

[bernard-jackson]

[disappointment3265]

nooo tbe cigarete got gender dyspjoria :(((((((

[parentheses-posts]

This post has 7 opening parentheses.

[everest81-deactivated20250126]

Yess... Reblgog tio gvie a ciggwrette ginger dusoriya... *Eiffel lauddar*

[rick-roller]

@everest81 how'd you manage to misspell every word except "a" ????

Normally I'm against autocorrect, but for you, here's one that just does spelling: basicspellchecker.net/install/

[everest81-deactivated20250126]

Oh! Right, sorry — Byuess... Regonck tuo gigve thje ciciregutttue gigner dysforjia... *Iffiel twoer noisets* ...

[rick-roller]

Indecipherable. Insufferable. If this shit gets to 100k I'll read it and post the audio.

[nerdwashere]

This js the kind of post you have to reblog or you will mever find again

[fanaticalthings]

Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer

wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?

Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)

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Bonus:

Happy birthday, Tim 🥰

[skittles-reblogs]

help because i got a text from my mom the other day and it was just birthday cake flavors and then she says:

"i'll explain this later..."

[nerdwashere]

I dont usually repost but HOLLY SHIT THIS IS FUNNY😂😂😂😂😂

[glumshoe]

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

[glumshoe]

Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.

[countesspetofi]

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

[glumshoe]

there are only two genders: frog and pig

[forestdwellingrat]

I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either

1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR

2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children

yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology

[glumshoe]

oh god

[sailor-lady]

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

[glumshoe]

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

[jenivi]

[aflowerthatbloomsinadversity]

Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like

So do with that what you will

[fremedon]

Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):

[capitalism-and-analytics]

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

[la-pou-belle]

I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.

[kestrelsparverius]

[adrnired]

In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.

[autisticexpression]

This is the worst addition to this post

[araku-validrava]

I am reminded of Treasure Planet.

In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies

[wizardlizardinhislair]

I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?

Or is that just something my brain made up?

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

[kingscrown666]

Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman

[the-haiku-bot]

Last time I saw this

post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at

the second Eggman

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[astronomical-bagel]

anyone in this thread smoke weed

[susiron]

In Leo the Lion (2005) a lion and elephant have the most cursed hybrid children and I think yall should see them

(also Matt Mercer voices the villain, Maximus Elefante and I think that’s very important)

[spaceinvaydr]

[headspace-hotel]

I think that what they are talking about is perfectly clear.

[hiveswap]

Amogus

[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

[nerdwashere]

Omg this just made me realize all of these like- DAMN i've never thought abt it that way

[ramen8008]

Percy listens to those whale noises that people use to sleep and he just listens to them like a podcast.

And any time he hears someone like Annabeth listening to them he's like "Wow Daphne is really something else. Honestly I can't believe she would do that"

And like she's like "what?"

And Percy just translates the entire thing to her and instead of calming sounds to help her concentrate she now has Percy tell her all the whale drama which she is oddly immersed with.

[demigods-posts]

this is the funniest thing ever

[nerdwashere]

reposting cause im scared ill never see this again if i dont

[yokohama-drip]

55Minutes

This is my attempt to translate the fourth BSD light novel, 55minutes, purely for some quick (and I mean quick) practice.

That said — the official comes out next month, so please, please buy it if you enjoy the series. The story is really interesting, too!

Last but absolutely not least, I have the pleasure of having the very talented @bsd-bibliophile proofread it for me! It was my first time working with an editor, and it’s been a game changer. Thank you so much!!

* * *

1/10 — docs.google.com/document/d/1_LfOxLImRLJIy11tiwKhmkAERjXlzVPxke9ADUayMxk

2/10 — docs.google.com/document/d/1qBi8RH-Q89WlgxplEdTckfeKIWR4A5jd3ZaLV0WWIX8

3/10 — docs.google.com/document/d/1k7sSJzPTExIdMZmCS09CThII7j9hntKJQxDgxa-GZR8 4/10 — docs.google.com/document/d/1nLKFAheJOBHa1T6NjpWG64HpjuWKXollm8nNMHCrI5M

5/10 — docs.google.com/document/d/1JiCadasyjUxs90r3NQsObifMj6poEsZt26P0vfi9WOo

please DO NOT REPOST outside tumblr please

[nerdwashere]

reposting to remember

[nerdwashere]

Okay so i just finished "The green guide" and i am currently making an animatic. It will have old style and song cause.....nostalgia. Obviously. First time making an animatic, very excited!!