Literary Shenanigans

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[loth-catgirl]

see? black cat bring good luck, not bad luck!

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[mothmanismyuncle]

THE WIND UP

IT DROPS DOWN, LINES IT UP, AND HAULS BACK AND *tiny smork noise*

[chilewithcarnage]

this is literally a live action looney toon lol

[qillermeme]

[thundergrace]

Okay I didn't know Michelle Yeoh was in this, too!!!!! GIVE ME THIS SHIT ALREADY, NETFLIX!!!

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[iwriteaboutfeminism]

Some of the abortion funds you can donate to:

Abortion Care Network

The Jane Fund of Central Massachusetts

Whole Woman's Health

Repro Legal Defense Fund

Jane's Due Process

Cobalt Advocates

New Orleans Abortion Fund

Baltimore Abortion Fund

Kansas Abortion Fund

The Afiya Center

Yellowhammer Fund

Lilith Fund

Texas Equal Access Fund

Holler Health Justice

Tampa Bay Abortion Fund

Roe Fund of Oklahoma

New York Abortion Access Fund

Chicago Abortion Fund

[nycnostalgia]

1970. How is this still relevant? Fuck you, Supreme Court reactionary dickheads.

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[nerdy-bird101]

WTF I posted a comment on an article regarding the miscarriage of justice in a rape case and a grown ass man old enough to be my dad takes the opportunity to harass me?

I ignore his request because I don’t know this man…

[cynqell]

i need a book best friend.

i need someone to spam when i read a good book, to rant with to ungodly hours of night, to talk to, to laugh with, to be the other half of my coin. to talk about worlds that don't exist, people that are no more than ink and paper, to read my writing and give me inspiration. it could be someone on the other side of the world. it doesn't matter. not if we become whole, not if we know each other as well as we know our stories.

i need a book best friend.

[imconfusedallthetimehelp]

I swear to god can all of you please please please stop calling Thor Love and Thunder "queer bait" even if you are joking. Please. Cause 1) it's not and 2) that phrase can single-handedly ruin an entire fandom.

It is not queer bait. It's barely even queer coding. We all know the last thing Marvel would do is make two of some of the best known characters, both being men, and make them have crushes on or kiss one another. We all know this. Doesn't matter if Taika is writing and directing or not. Cause it's not totally up to him.

Stop using that phrase because then it'll stick and then when ThorLord doesn't happen, WHICH IT WON'T, people will attack every single person they think is responsible including Taika. I've seen it happen dozens of times.

So stop it. Right now.

[nerdy-bird101]

Ok here me out but someone should write little mermaid but backwards…

Like it starts out with this super hot chick (Ursula) crashing Ariel and Eric’s wedding. They postpone the wedding but Ariel can’t stop thinking about the chick who crashed her wedding. In the aftermath Ariel realizes that she doesn’t have a voice in her relationship so she looks for the girl who crashed her wedding….

Turns out Ursula is a witch who needs Ariel to go undercover in Tritons palace to help her overthrow the patriarchal dictator, Triton. Seeing Ariel’s resemblance to her mother/ her unhappiness she hatched a scheme to crash Ariel’s wedding a Vince her to come to the sea. Ariel and Ursula strike up a contract where Ursula teaches Ariel how to be a badass independent sea witch in return for taking down Triton. Maybe they find love along they way?

[himedanshihozier-moved-deactiva]

i'm jewish and two of my closest friends are a muslim woman and a christian woman, and today we decided that this weekend would be a more opportune time of year than the month of december to say "happy holidays" since it's good friday and easter sunday, passover, and ramadan all happening on one weekend, rather than like. hanukkah, christmas, kwanzaa, new year's, etc. happening roughly over the course of 4-6 weeks. so. happy holidays to anyone celebrating this weekend :)

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