be the chaos you want to see in the world

♡ Jester ♡ xe/they/bun ♡ I do the art thing sometimes! ♡ pfp by @c-kiddo ♡

[omghotmemes]

No, no it isn’t.

[moonlit-aura]

this gif is perfectly timed because it gives you enough time to read it, comprehend it, and still have this too-long-for-comfort moment of suspense before being punched square in the solar plexus

[transmortifried]

all these gay girls are like "wow i want a big lady to step on me" but where is the love for short girls stepping on you? short girl intimidating you with her presence and body language alone until you fall over and she steps on you?? short girl taking down a girl who's much taller than her and making her submit??? where's the love for my shadow of the colossus bitches???

[transmortifried]

WHERE'S THE LOVE FOR GIRLS LIKE THIS

[doubleca5t]

op this is a very hot concept and your post is valid but did you HAVE to explain this with a gif from penguins of madagascar

[gigglesister]

"Does The Way Christians Use Capitalized He/Him For God Count As A Neopronoun" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

[deejay]

[mothcrumbs]

HDFDJDVGSHDFJSGSGD DHDGJDVD

[sirfrogsworth]

[horrorlesbians]

everytime I remember that lesbian couple that have a marble statue of the two of them embracing and sleeping on a bed together over where their graves will be because the artists didn’t believe they would be able to be married before they died, so what they couldn’t have in life they could have in death, I fucking breakdown

[horrorlesbians]

memorial to a marriage; patricia cronin

[horrorlesbians]

“on july 24th, 2011- the first day that same sex marriage was legal in new york state, particia cronin and deborah kass got married. that same year the marble ‘memorial to a marriage’ was replaced with a bronze version. rainwater pools in the space between their two sculpted bodies, and falling leaves catch on the metal in the autumn. the two women sleep peacefully through snow and ice, and the scorching days of summer. over time the hands of cemetery visitors will wear down the bronze, burnishing it into a smooth shine. one day this will mark the final resting place of the two women. and someday people will have to remember that there was a time, long ago, when this was a memorial to a marriage that two women never thought they’d have.” 

- Caitlin Doughty, on the Death in the Afternoon podcast

[damnedifyoudeeohh-deactivated20]

For those curious:

[friendraichu]

Here’s the real-life couple in 2019 💖

[sadkazoosolo]

happy 20th anniversary (nov 3, 2002) to patricia cronin’s marble sculpture that furthered art, advocacy, and lesbian breakdowns everywhere

[sparkytheandroid]

[moeria-deactivated20130301]

bad

[gwschoolhiatus-deactivated20161]

i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

is this the episode where he lost his house

[junglejim4322]

I have not stopped thinking about this even once for the last 8 years

[abbiistabbii]

[0sbrain]

like to charge, reblog to cast

[madnessofmen]

"I'll walk with you" is just an excuse to spend more time with someone before they go and that's romantic as fuck

[domme-pie]

But also really sweet and cute 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

[astrojordan]

Not always romantic, it can be a loving gesture between friends (or politeness or they just wanna walk for whatever reason) but anyways the main reason I'm reblogging is for this being a hilarious response

[corviiids]

✨🔥 achilles ✌️ 27 😜 best of the greeks ⚔️💪 doomed 😳🥵 by the narrative 🥴🤤💛

[clovdyhi]

What’s your favorite flower?

Orchid

Lily

Tulip

Sunflower

Daisy

Lavender

Poppy

Carnation

Rose

Other (tell me in the tags)

Voting ended onMar 13, 2023

[kingstooth]

shoving our ocs together like this until theyve formed a social bond and stop attacking each other

[kingstooth]

feeding our ocs on opposite sides of a closed door so they can get used to each other's scent before they're properly introduced

[criticalrolo]

he thought about his dnd characters for 30 seconds

[blazevillains-deactivated202504]

grabs you. hey. listen. one day youll get out of your parents house. you will be able to not go to church on sunday. you will be able to cut and dye your hair any colour you want. you will be able to wear crazy eyeliner and black lipstick or whatever makeup you want. you can swear and be openly queer with your friends and transition and date. YOULL GET OUT OF THERE!!!!!!!

[iskwekan]

the fact that you can press b to cancel a pokemons evolution is so funny to me. like imagine a butterfly about to emerge from a chrysalis and you just put your hand on it like ‘shhh. buddy. not yet’ and its like ‘aww ok’ n climbs back in and zips itself up like a sleeping bag 

[iskwekan]

elijah if you keep outfunnying me on my own posts like this im gonna be out of a job soon

[c-kiddo]

this is canon btw. cad did their top surgery for them :-3 they can use the magic paint to make the boobs blue i guess lol

[image ID: a digitally drawn comic of caduceus, fjord and jester from critical role. in the first panel caduceus is saying "time for your fantasy wildmother top surgery" to fjord who's in a hospital bed with an excited expression, and jester hugging him shouting "good luck, fjord!". the second panel is after the surgery and caduceus saying "hey fjord, the surgery went great btw. how are you doing?" to fjord, who is dizzy and saying "ooh. good." he's in a bed with a compression vest and bandages on his chest. the third panel is a close up of fjords face with a worried expression saying "wait, where's jester?" and caduceus replying "who do you think took your boobs?". the fourth panel is jester in a hospital bed with a mischievous, pleased expression and the outline of boobs under the blanket. there is a trans flag behind her and she's thinking "win." End ID.]