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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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this text i got from my mom a few hours ago is so hysterical she doesnt even use peacock she literally went on it for the first time and Dickbreath the Mysterious awaited her with an outstretched finger

triangleguy

why is half of youtube filled with 47 minute long videos that look like this

postdespair

wio exactly is the target demographic for hazbin hotel

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People who drew ship art of aged up Dipper Pines with humanized Bill Cipher in 2015 I think

wukodork

Adults who want to believe redemption is possible.

So, like, abuse victims.

43406

What

skulsakz

fountain in italy

aimee-maroux

This is what I tried to explain to US platforms like Patreon when they suspended my account for having a nude statue as the background image: I live in Europe, I can go and see a nude statue within a 5 minutes walk. Children can see them, they're not in some 18+ container. I will never understand those policies.

midgaard

wizardarchetypes

Anyway I was in an Autism evaluation last week bc I don’t have my original diagnosis on paper and they were asking me “common knowledge” questions and one of them was “who wrote Hamlet” and for some godforsaken reason I heard “Hamilton” so I said, “the book or the musical?” And the doctor said “there’s….a musical?” And we both stared at each other for forty-five seconds while I opened up my “past dialogue” log in my brain and loaded in “Hamlet”

wizardarchetypes

They also asked who wrote Sherlock Holmes and I couldn’t for the life of me remember Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s name but I did remember that he had beef with Houdini because he so deeply believed in Fairies and Ghosts but Houdini didn’t so they were mortal frenemies and I talked about that for several minutes and the doctor said “interesting” and wrote down what I can only assume was “AUTISTIC” underlined three times

epilepticsaints

the-sofa-king-awesome

the tags on this post do not disappoint

flimflix

mrpints

he fucking killed the other guy

str8aura-no-not-that-one

rare post where every single comment is funny

pigswithwings

crying crying crying

violetsandshrikes

is there anything that the humble chicken cannot do

memorycycle

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there once was a 3 little fish, and one day they found a magical golden clam that granted them each a wish! the first little fish said. make me a dolphin! and it turned into a beautiful dolphin and swam away. the second one said. make me a mermaid! and it turned into a beautiful mermaid and swam away. the third one saw a shark in the distance and said. make me a-- oh fuck! and he turned into a fuck! and got ate! share if this made you laugh ☺️

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