Tomorrow

[danielhowell]

Basically I’m Gay

[radical-conceptusssy]

reblog if you too, are a formless blob

[thestylesgifs]

Sunrise, FL - 08/06

[toraigan-deactivated20190303]

do you look like me, do you feel like me?

[twoworldss-onefamily]

you are my sunshine

my only sunshine

you make me happy

when skies are gray

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

please dont take

my sunshine away

[glittertitties-deactivated20130]

this is the most beautiful post i have ever seen I’m my life

[infernaldungeonmaster]

This makes me a happy Irish man

[coolsaddad-blog]

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

[feels-for-the-fictional]

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

[marzipanandminutiae]

They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.

Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.

So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?

[ineptshieldmaid]

My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;

Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.

The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.

By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree

Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved

For only the emperor!

The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century

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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long

Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.

The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue

.

[squeeful]

While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.

But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[last-flight-of-dickarus]

Hirple - To limp or walk awkwardly

Cirple - An old Scots word for the hindquarters of a horse

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

“Roses are red, violets are purple,

My boner for you has caused me to hirple.”

…

My, how romantic!

[wouldthatcreationhadformedmeman]

DYING. I AM DYING.

[kiranovember]

Calling theshitpostcalligrapher! We need @theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

@kiranovember u better buy this as a commission lmao

[simonalkenmayer]

This post has evolved.

[writing-in-the-grave]

Quality content

[portmanteau-bot]

quality + content = qualitontent.

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[sirringostarkey]

In Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino we don’t say “I love you.” We say “Kiss me underneath the moon’s side boob,” which translates to “Let me be your coffee pot,” and I think that’s beautiful.

[frodo-sam]

[howelldaniel]

(x)

[energeticwarrior]

[always-stydia]

I know a lot of you out there are disappointed in the finale… but let’s just take a moment to thank Tyler Posey. Because he was the heart and soul of this show and it wouldn’t be teen wolf without him. He put his whole heart into it and there are few actors who do that.

So I want to thank him for giving us a show that changed our lives for the better. And I want to thank him for loving it as much as we did.

So maybe you didn’t get what you wanted and maybe you hated the finale. But I’m really thankful that this show gave us Tyler because he’s an amazing human being that deserves the world and more.

Thank you, Tyler Posey.

[sssssssim]

I    B E L I E V E    I N    D E R E K    H A L E

[sugamichi]

Teen Wolf Cast reads Fan Mail

[zoewashburne]

[klausdiemaus]

#I love how Isaac rolls up like #I heard none of this conversation #I have no idea what you’re talking about #but I am still 100% confident that Scott is indeed the hot girl (via polytropic-liar)

[bitchwhoyoukiddin]

I don’t even watch this show, but how great is it that Scott’s all “…I’m the hot girl?  OMG.  GIRLS ARE AMAZING.  AND ALL THE HOT GIRLS I KNOW ARE SO FANTASTIC GREAT CREATURES THAT ARE THE BEST.  OMG I AM A HOT GIRL!  BEST COMPARISON EVER!  EVERYONE THINKS I AM LIKE, IN LEAGUE WITH ALLISON AND LYDIA AND OTHER AWESOME GREAT WOMEN!  I need to tell my mom, she will be so proud!”

[xproskeith]

Reblogging again for that comment

[murdongnippals]

Are we obsidian?                  Is this how it ends?

[yossiacar]

[james-winston]

The Beatles in Adelaide