That One Gay Monster

Part Goblin, part Gnoll, sometimes Cryptid but always an anxious Gay mess.

[neurospicygnoll]

Gnollcore

For your consideration:

Gnollcore!

(Why do goblins get to have all the fun??)

Loud. No concept of indoor voices. 

Dirt paths, mud puddles, unfinished roads

“It’s not bedhead, it’s my hairstyle”

Always trying to sate the endless cravings for meat

Bones. All the bones, all the time

Probably is wearing a bone right now!

Messy, yet somehow organized rooms

Doesn’t understand social ques 75% of the time

Will back you up in a fight

…also might pick a fight with you.

Sleeveless Vests covered in grungy patches and studs

“Is this music too loud? No? I’ll turn it up!”

[neurospicygnoll]

Another Self Care message from a 30 something neuro-queer

Hey there, champ.

2023 is pretty wild, that's for sure. Things are slowly starting to go back to what was once considered "normal", and yet so many things have changed! Conventions, shows, everything now feels just a little bit different and maybe might be a little too expensive. That's just how the dice rolled.

On top of all that, you have government officials dabbling WAY TOO CLOSE to Facisim, a higher need and expectation to be seen on Social Media, and one too many natural disasters happening every one or two weeks.

The point I'm trying to make is this: Take care of YOU. If navigating the last three years has taught me anything, it's that making time for yourself is so very important. That means taking a break from doom scrolling, making sure you're basic needs are being met, and finding a little space in your routine for some quiet and rest.

Times are scary, I know. We can all get through this together, but priority number one should always be your own well being. Drink some water, take a walk, spend sometime outside or in a safe place inside. Once you improve and make sure you're at your best, everything else will be a breeze.

You got this. I believe in you.

[neurospicygnoll]

Gnoll Facts, Again!

Unlike what some unscrupulous texts would tell you, Gnolls make for excellent company at any outdoor feast. They always bring meat for the fire and plenty of it!

So long as you don’t question WHERE the meat came from, or even WHAT kind of meat it is, the Gnoll will happily share. It is considered polite to pay the Gnoll in fur scraps and metal bits for their service.

[neurospicygnoll]

GNOLL FACTS

Gnoll packs often keep small frog enclosures, as the small creatures bewilder and befuddle Gnolls, and have earned their respect by living in swamps and otherwise dirty environments that Gnolls often find pleasing.

Remember; for every frog, there's at least five Gnolls who will slay you if you so much as hurt it.

[hyenasarecutedammit]

Everybody be on HIGH ALERT... …. ……this could be dangerous 

[lesbianredpanda]

sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff

[danneroni]

Your favorite mid-day treat!™️

🎊🌈🍔🌈🍮🌈🍔🌈🎊

[iridescentanamika-deactivated20]

I hear people talk about how punk clothing is expensive, how you don’t have enough money to buy docs so obv you aren’t a real punk, how you can’t buy pins anywhere, how punk jewelry is sooo expensive BULLSHIT

The backbone of punk is diy. Punk is messy, punk is making the best of what you have. Nothing is more punk than making your own beauty with the shit you find scattered about

Wanna have docs? Buy some knock offs for 20 bucks and add some spikes no one will care

Want patches? Embroider on some old fabric. Use paint, bleach, markers, whatever you have. If that’s not good enough, buy from small businesses when you can

Want pins? Make em. Use safety pins and a bottle cap and you got a pin. Just paint something on, if you don’t have paint, I’ve used white out and pens just do whatever. Also fr just um borrow from any big shitty chain store, not from small businesses tho

Want jewelry? Pliers are your best friend. Fix broken jewelry with em, use chains u found to make something. I’ve used a hanging plant wire to make a barbed wire bracelet with nothing but pliers. Just fuck around. Buy from small businesses and again, big shitty chains are fair game

Want spikes and cool metal shit? Literally just take any metal like literally anything and stick it to your clothes. Safety pins, can tabs (esp monster ones bc fun colors) lighter caps, make spikes out of cans, take chains outta the recycle bin

Punk is the most accessible subculture. Punk was made by people with no money, and anyone who tells you you need fancy shit to be punk ain’t a real punk. Punk is about fucking around with the idea of what you should be, so just have fun! There are literally no rules!

[internetfriend-moved]

puppy punks and kinderpunks r the backbone and future of this scene u all just fucking hate new ppl in the scene and it shows.

anyway, here's a big masterpost w diy shit, baby leftist stuff, and other info. basic punk stuff to get u started. note that punk started as a music thing, its like a solid 60% of this shit.

most of these are tiktok links, fyi.

basic diy shit for punks

huge ass playlist of different punk music

patch making tutorial

crust pants tips

shit to add to your pants that aren't patches

sew-in spikes

don't be a dickhead to new punks

trashbag top

dead lighter studs

where to buy shit

diy pins

studding strats

fun things to do with a t shirt

anarchy in 3 minutes or less

how to make your own stencils

on lace code

intro to leftist theory

free leftist audiobooks

more free theory shit

even more free shit but it's the communist edition

ashton daniel's youtube channel covers punk shit and leftism, highly recommend.

please add stuff in the notes, im only one guy LOL

[neurospicygnoll]

GNOLLCORE (Seasonal Edition)

"Is Fall Gnollcore friendly?"

YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT IS.

Flannel shirts, the more patches and banged up, the better!

Roadside pumpkin farms! Revel in all of the oddly shaped GOURDS

H O O D I E S

Flannel PJ pants as actual pants

Bonfires in the backyard

Bonfires in some random field!

HALLOWEEN STORES. GET ALL OF YOUR BONES NOW.

Once again, for your consideration, BOOTS.

Pumpkin Soup! Devour the gourds and use them for hot seasonal soup!

Cider? Pumpkin Spice? Drink them all and fuck the haters!

Singing/Screaming loudly during nighttime drives!

Haunted Houses. The more cheaply made and grunge, the better!

[neurospicygnoll]

MORE GNOLLCORE THINGS

Midnight trips to Denny's

"YES THE MALL PARKING LOT COUNTS AS A PICNIC SPOT"

Live and die for your pack

Back up E V E R Y joke with a hearty cackle

Boots. You got lots of them and pretty much all of them are either worn out, in the process of being worn out, or never touched because they're too perfect for this world

Waterparks! Cause a 'yeen loves a good splash!

Hang out with all the Goblincore friends and revel in the fact that you are the big protective monster while they scamper through moss or some shit like that....

BUFFETS

"Yeah, got these jeans at Walmart. Fuck yeah they're comfy!"

Lazy naps whenever, wherever.

Gnollcore!

[neurospicygnoll]

Feeding your inner Gnoll PART TWO

HUMMUS, the pulverized remains of chickpeas!

Sushi, because RAW FISH IS BEST FISH

O R A N G E S

Grapes, but like, an obscenely big bunch of them.

FIRE ROASTED MUSHROOMS. Devoid the goblins of their precious mushy mush! (Or be cool and share!)

Bread Bowl Soup. Slurp the soup, CONSUME THE BOWL

Garlic

More Garlic

Have we mentioned Garlic? It tasty and S T I N K Y

Ale.

Mead

Beer

WE MUST OUTDRINK THE DWARVES BEFORE THEY FIND OUT

Brought to you by Gnollcore! Gnollcore: It's like Goblincore, but it's abandoned houses and parking garages instead of cottages!

[neurospicygnoll]

What to feed your inner Gnoll

TURKEY LEGS

Big Ass Hamburgers

Cheap steak

MORE STEAK

Ham

That soup at Medieval Times that straight up looks like BLOOD

The assorted meats on the charcuterie board. Leave the cheese and jams for the elves.

ALL OF THE CHICKEN

EGG

(Remember. It doesn't matter what you eat, so long as you eat it WITH YOUR HANDS AND AS VICIOUS AS POSSIBLE)

[neurospicygnoll]

Some friendly advice

Hey there. 2021 is probably gonna be heckin’ weird just like last year, but at some point, conventions and festivals might start popping back up again your life. I feel like now’s a good time to tell you: You don’t have to go. 

Look, I get it. This COVID stuff is scary, and the idea of going right back to events with expected big crowds is pretty scary. It’s okay to say no and stay home. Much like a lot of things in life, these events are fun, but completely optional. No one is going to give you a hard time for taking a pass on going to events once they start back up again. 

And if they do, reconsider why it is you associate with them. 

In case no one has told you yet, you are strong. You made it this far and for first time in a while, there seems to be a small light at the end of this pandemic tunnel. So do what you got to do to stay safe and comfortable. 

You got this. 

[neurospicygnoll]

Gnollcore Example 1

“No, I really don’t give two shits that I’m eating this left over ham at two in the morning straight from the fridge! FIGHT ME!” 

[toasted-goblin]

[Insert rugrat drumroll here]

ITS TIME AGAIN TO FIND SOME FRIENDS

Like or reblog so I can find you and we can chat if you like any of the following!

Moss, goblin things, snails, mushrooms, pictures of the moon, comfy stuff, cottagecore, dark academia

Crystals, tarot, astrology, witchcraft references

The 1975, Hayley Williams, joji, between friends, HUNNY

You're in the LGBTQ+ community/support Black Lives Matter

Weed

Adventure time, Steven universe, bandersnatch, Brooklyn 99,

[neurospicygnoll]

So my friend has a birthday coming up, and I made the gift of shiny, BONES, and some really soft yarn that I’m absolutely in love with. 

[neurospicygnoll]

Gnollcore

For your consideration:

Gnollcore!

(Why do goblins get to have all the fun??)

Loud. No concept of indoor voices. 

Dirt paths, mud puddles, unfinished roads

“It’s not bedhead, it’s my hairstyle”

Always trying to sate the endless cravings for meat

Bones. All the bones, all the time

Probably is wearing a bone right now!

Messy, yet somehow organized rooms

Doesn’t understand social ques 75% of the time

Will back you up in a fight

...also might pick a fight with you.

Sleeveless Vests covered in grungy patches and studs

“Is this music too loud? No? I’ll turn it up!”