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"den Umständen entsprechend" is one of my favourite german phrases of all time. Ich sag dir nicht was die Umstände sind, wenn du die nicht kennst ist das dein Problem. ultimate boss of nuance. "it is what it is" but 10 times more german. Ich geh mich jetzt den Umständen ersprechend aus dem Fenster werfen

I love insomnia so much. It's 2am

#insomia

Fuck you mean the English now gained control of Miku?????

#miku worldwide #world cup #hatsune miku #international miku

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Me when there are chocolate strawberries available

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Rogue: What’s up, Paladin? Paladin, after another day of being the only rational party member: My blood pressure.

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y'know working for the mafia ain't all it used to be

ya used to be able to send people to sleep with the fishes, and now ya get responses like "nature's fleshlight" and a rant about some gas station sushi

can't even crack skulls anymore since cracking took on a new meanin

guy owed me $67 yesterday. had to break both his kneecaps cause he wouldn't stop doin the hand gestures after the first one.

oh and don't even get me STARTED on goons. some people, I tell ya

Honestly, I don't think I ever had a better session with that group than today's. They evaded the fight I set up for them, but this time, I was much better prepared for it. I hope this carries on to the next session.

They even made an effort to roleplay this time

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Happy Independence Day, you insufferable brats. May your new empire crumble like the British Empire did.

I am going to commit a crime

ffs I just want to fucking sleep

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I've had this stupid idea for months and I finally have an excuse to take a little time to put it into the world on this, Make A Terrible Comic Day 2026