Ellie O'Malley

Pale, awkward and fond of tea. Instagram - @nev1609

[worthikids]

Jason & Friends

[monsters-conquer-the-world]

ALWAYS REBLOG

[avenuequed]

Jason doing ASL is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[cundtcake]

Botanical Sexism Cultivates Home-Grown Allergies 

Arborists often claim that all-male plants are “litter-free” because they shed no messy seeds, fruits or pods. In the 1949 USDA Yearbook of Agriculture, which focused on trees and forests, this advice was given to readers: “When used for street plantings, only male trees should be selected, to avoid the nuisance from the seed.”  In the years following, the USDA produced and released into the market almost 100 new red maple and hybrid-maple-named clones (cultivars), and every single one of them was male.

It took a number of years for these new trees to mature enough to start to bloom, but eventually they did and with them came more city pollen and the “epidemic of allergy and asthma.” Many of these same trees are still alive and well and getting even larger, and the bigger they get, the more pollen they shed.

Allergies are rarely triggered by small amounts of an allergen; they are initiated by an overdose. Small amounts of pollen exposure are actually good for us, but if we have highly allergenic trees or shrubs in our own yards or lining our streets, we will soon enough be over-exposed. In order to put the brakes on America’s allergy epidemic, we need to reverse the trend toward male-dominated landscapes and stop selling and planting any more of the most allergenic trees, shrubs and grasses in our cities.

and the kicker:

Female trees produce no pollen, but they trap and remove large amounts of pollen from the air, and turn it into seed. Female trees (and female shrubs also) are not just passive, but are active allergy-fighting trees. The more female plants in a landscape, the less pollen there will be in the air in the immediate vicinity. By relying less on males and paying more attention to the allergy-potential of all the plants in our urban landscape, all of us may one day breathe easier.

[capsgirl19]

ain’t this what happened to the fuckin ents

[riggedforsuccess]

caps youre the funniest fucking person alive

[thenighttrain]

what in the fuck is this

[aveline-shepard]

This is the direct opposite vibe of whatever Chuck Tingle is.

[midnightsoliloquy]

the fuck is Chuck Tingle?

[i-like-girls-69]

Chuck Tingle is our generation’s greatest writer. His most notable works are The Space Raptor Butt Trilogy, Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt, and I’m Gay For My Living Billionaire Jet Plane. The book pictured above is an uninspired ripoff of his work and is, even worse, heterosexual.

[midnightsoliloquy]

this was not at all the answer I expected

[luisonte]

[margbarcis]

fucking idiot gets PRANKED

[sillayangel]

8th dimensional superbeings doing this shit to me right now

[nereididae]

Is her boyfriend in Three Arm Sally?????

[iburneddownadennysonce-deactiva]

So here’s the song! It’s by a band called Tall Boy Special and they’re actually pretty damn good.

[thisragingpeace]

This is gold

[idontcareboutmydamname]

For those who don't use spotify and/or wanna see the video too

[tardis-impala]

spring cleaning!!! unfollow me if youre a terf, homophobic, biphobic, islamophobic, dont agree w the black lives matter movement 

[roughlyokay]

also unfollow if your’e an antisemite, and just racist in general

[i-want-to-be-manhandled]

Also unfollow me if you call asexual people “cishets,” bisexual people dating someone of a different gender “bihets,” or nonbinary people or trans people who don’t have dysphoria “transtrenders.” Bye

[whywouldtheydothattome]

terfs, swerfs, truscums and transmeds are absolutely not welcomed here as well thanks.

[biancas-koala-deactivated201907]

“GENDER CRITICAL” PEOPLE ALSO. YALL ARE JUST TERFS.

[magspie-deactivated20200824]

what?

[magspie-deactivated20200824]

Bonus: since y’all agree with me that he’s still the handsomest prince around.

[strawberry-milk-things]

GOOD ADDITION OP

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

BEST ADDITION

[team-sleeps]

[niggazinmoscow]

The future is now

[rock-brigade-blog]

HER SHRuG EMOTICON ONLY HAS ONE ARM!!!

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

What if Grass and Fire Pokemon swapped types?

Artist: esasi8794 / Twitter

[kradeiz]

The artist has done a few more swaps like Water and Electric

and Normal and Dark

[myattemptstobecleverneverwork]

[lgbt-tiktoks]

[retrogamingblog2]

Lego Animal Crossing Villagers made by FruityLeaf

[ampervadasz]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I realize this is a cast iron gate but I’m choosing to believe it’s a magic protection ritual

[princecharmingtobe]

It IS a magic protection ritual, and it summons an iron gate to protect you from intruders. 

[rando-posts]

“I cast Iron Gate!”

[diary-of-a-teenage-blacksmith]

As a blacksmith I have been called a wizard by several small kids

[cipheramnesia]

Warding Sigil

[cheese24k]

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

[thvndermag-deactivated20200419]

www.instagram.com/jan.sladecko/

[fleetingmotivation]

This looks like a kojima cutscene

[gremlinvoidfish]

If you check the Insta, it’s from a series he’s been working on called Space Struggles and they’re all fucking hilarious

[tikkety-tok]

The male cottagecore representation we all deserve ☺️

[yuri-librarian]

[1man2hands]