:/

[capacity]

I’m sorry but I always loose my mind a little when men rap about their dicks getting sucked in their songs . they’re such vivid storytellers I feel like I’m there

[balkanradfem]

I remember watching a youtube video about a feral lady who built her own home in nature and lived on her own, using fresh spring for water and cooking on the floor of her house (which looked beautiful), and a guy was interviewing her and went “Isn’t this inconvenient tho? To have to light a fire every day, before you can even make tea?” and she shot back “Isn’t it inconvenient for you to work 8 hours a day just so you don’t have to light a fire?” and I was shook. This lady knew whats up while we were still babies. Legendary savage.

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[wineyrose]

happy 3 yr anniversary to the post that singlehandedly launched the twilight renaissance

[tueselle]

i am too soft for this world but I’m only saying that because it hurts my hand to open water bottles

[stealthrockdamage-deactivated20]

ok i'll bite. *just starts fucking biting you*

[comradekatara]

extremely missed opportunity to not show katara and sokka reacting to seeing a field for the first time. katara like “holy fuck!!!!! green!!!!! everywhere green!!!!!!!!!” and sokka being like “now hang on, the Everywhere Green might be dangerous. proceed with caution.” meanwhile katara and aang are already rolling like twin barrels down a hill shrieking with utter glee. eventually sokka concedes that the everywhere green is kind of beautiful, actually. and that is the exact moment he steps in a patch of poison ivy

[cold-butter-warm-toast]

I feel so robbed now

[omghotmemes]

He is the chosen one. He will bring the change

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

i am stupid but smart at the same time in the same way dogs are very good learners but will still eat grass ravenously until they get sick and will run into glass doors

[memewhore]

[sindri42]

This improves the scene immeasurably by shifting it from an everyday occurrence in a world where spontaneous musical numbers are a normal, expected thing, to a bunch of guys being totally and unapologetically Like That.

[hermajestyimher]

The way he ended the incels was so attractive to me

[afronerdism]

Dick and disappointment

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

[boeing747]

what if a garden gnome is just the larval stage of a wizard

[antique-scarecrow]

annoyed i had to read this, but strangely intrigued…

[anxietyproblem]

[lokisleathersuit]

on april fools day we should all change our icons to this

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 5th of march, 2013.

[calstone-light-o]

this is like seeing blueprints for the fucking Hindenburg

[30-minute-memes]

Wisdom if I’ve ever seen it

[cipheramnesia]

Enemies to taco truckers, slow braised 500k.

[betterbemeta]

it’s interesting how wii channel music became shorthand for millennial existential despair. it was composed to be cheerful and quirky, but as the miis are symbolic of ourselves they inherited our agony

[metalcatholic-deactivated202202]

as someone who didn’t have a wii are you guys okay

[angemibi]

No.

[licked-wittle93]

[whitepeopletwitter]