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five years ago today we lost a member of the blue jackets family🤍

we’ll never forget you Kivi❤️💙

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

luimnigh

ladydevoir

#I did steal the ‘you’re nothing special we lose every week’ and yelled that at a few CBJ games last year #early in the season it was true lol

if-i-was-a-wyrm

sonce the sports are happening big rn where i live i made a handy chart of all the phrases i use to communicate with my loved ones during these trying times. i thought others might find it useful too

ive discovered you can have whole conversations with people using just these phrases and none will be any the wiser that you dont even know what sport it is theyre talking about

bettedavisgf

i’m a very rational person in general but i kind of do believe in sports curses. because of the evidence

#hail elmo

yeah-ephi

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP

#I miss their small shows :’)#can we turn back time #that was one of the only thing good about those days #but ug happy for them #let’s fucking go #when they didn’t come here on the last tour I was hoping they had to be planning *something*#welcome home I missed these fuckers

yeah-ephi

I don’t like him. (I do really.)

#those chickens are up to something

fairybreadevangelist

helloclancy

TOUR DE COLUMBUS 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

#do it fuckers #Tyler I will call your mother #dO IT T_T #twenty one pilots #not hockey #they didn’t come to cbus on their last tour which is illegal

thelightbulbman

me: oh i’m going to have a nice relaxing evening and read my book

twenty one pilots: well. actually…

#not hockey #but columbus #twenty one pilots #pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

pemguims

dash simulator:

MUTUAL 1: i fucking hate the toronto maple leafs

MUTUAL 2: GO LEAFS GO🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁

MUTUAL 3: im going to kill myself

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MUTUAL 4: and FUCK the sharks

MUTUAL 5: (blocked tag)

MUTUAL 6: 🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈

MUTUAL 7: i saw a bjrd trday :3 🐦

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baseballcardvandals

What are the odds you'll let me watch the game without ruining my family's financial future?

Own this BCV original.

neonfretra

[Image description: Baseball card heavily modified to read "Please fucking stop trying to get me to bet on sports. End description.]

#I keep seeing sports betting adds below this post #adults can do what they want but companies stop constantly shoving it in everyone’s faces

oscarmeowstri

and it always comes back to this

holdingontoyoubandito

Best Fren Series: The Pilots Meet for the first time. (17/?)

Newport Hall is a symbol of everything they have ever been. Their love for music, Tyler's show Josh attended that night. Having heard stories of the other, a friendship starting at the end of the performance when a conversation sparked between them. Going on to form a band together a year after, they'd return to Newport again and again. Eventually headlining the very special venue that brought them together in the same room all those years ago.

#newport my love #not hockey #columbus things #twenty one pilots #I miss their newport shows :V