James Hook

private 1x1 for gemma

[neverlandjames]

nevernevertina​:

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Tina did not have a clue where she was running off to, and she very quickly realised that she didn’t know James’ house as well as she thought. She knew where the kitchen was, and the bath tub (that glorious bath tub), and the bedroom, but… that was about it. James’ house was way too big. She rounded a corner, wondering why he hadn’t started running after her immediately, and then boom! A dead end. Oops.

As quickly as she realised the mistake and went to turn around, there was James, arms thrown around her before she could even gasp with the surprise. “Dammit…” Tina muttered in defeat. Her heart threatened to beat out of her chest, mostly from the exertion, but definitely because of the sheer thrill of it too. There wasn’t much room for any other words because her brain malfunctioned the second his hand found her chin, and his lips met hers.

She would have whined at being defeated (Tina didn’t appreciate losing, or that he won the kiss without guessing the right answer) but she couldn’t not tell him about her birthday at this point. “You can stop buying me presents,” Tina replied. That answer would do enough. Then he could still guess what she meant.

-

James liked the concept of a big house. It was meant to have more people in it than him alone. It was build  with that idea in mind. Though even with the twins running around it still felt big. Incomplete. Though he seemed to have gained the ability to hope that one day another person would find herself in that big house of his.

When the time is right, however.

James could be oblivious at times. Though today was not one of those days and he figured out what she meant with those words. His smile widened and he held her closer.

"Thank you for being born Tina. And by doing so giving me the chance to meet you. Hold you as well." He nuzzled in the crook of her neck to hide how wide his smile had become and continued. "You being on this earth is a blessing for all you surround yourself with. And I am more than blessed to have given the chance to know you. Happy birthday Tina."

[neverlandjames]

nevernevertina​:

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Tina smiled hopefully, deciding that if James needed to talk about anything she would ask him later, when he was sufficiently relaxed and safe. She could see he was tense, probably hadn’t slept much either, and this was the easiest way she could ease that off.

"I hope he doesn’t, otherwise I’m in big trouble,” Tina joked, squeezing James’ shoulder before leaving the kitchen. She left him to his tea, bringing in some comfortable pillows from her bedroom, the robe and the kit that she was going to be using. It didn’t look anything like a spa, but there simply wasn’t room in her apartment, nor could she imagine forking out the cash for one of those ugly spa chairs. For good measure, Tina put on some quiet, nondescript music that she liked to listen to when trying and failing to relax herself. It was not spa approved, but she was going for a vibe.

-

"In the worst case I'll have a word with him." James continued. "I have my ways of changing his mind." He leaned into her touch before she left. Finishing the tea on his time. He took a moment to appreciate the view of Tina's kitchen. It wasn't the first time he'd seen it but he liked seeing it. Maybe because it just screamed Tina to him. Or generally that the kitchen was an opposite to his. less tight and organised. He liked that.

When he finished the tea he found himself following the music and chuckled. "You really went all out didn't you?" Peter was missing out.

[neverlandjames]

nevernevertina​:  

~ Tina was taken off guard by James’ sigh, and the brief flinch that flashed across his features. She worried for a moment that he didn’t want to go along with her plan after all and was just being nice, but then decided to ignore that worry and make sure she did an even better job than she was already going to. She prompted him to sit down once in the kitchen, giving his hand a squeeze first. The burns went unnoticed by now because she hadn’t looked at his hands.

"Hey, James….” Tina started with a soft smile. She reached a hand toward his head, then made a gesture as if catching in the air, like a fly or a feather. It might not have seemed much, but her thinking was that she was trying to catch whatever was worrying him. “We can leave this by the door for now.” Tina then made a show of throwing the worry back into the hall. He had taken care her a million times by now, the least she could do was return the favour.

“Now, have a seat, drink some tea. When you’re ready, I have a robe that I may or may not have borrowed from the hotel that you can slip into. Just don’t tell my boss.” She accented the last part with a wink.

-

He hadn't really meant to sigh it just slipped before he could stop it. He did however have no intentions in stopping this spa day. If anything he might need it more than he was willing to admit to himself. As instructed he sat down and took a sip of the tea. It was perfectly to his taste, the right amount of honey.

"Yes, Tina?" He wondered what she was planning to do. And he frowned when he saw what she did. He looked at her as if he did not understand what the gesture meant.  He then nodded when he finally understood. "You are right." He wasn't really used to getting spoiled.

"Well it is only borrowed I am sure your boss doesn't mind." He said returning her wink with a tease. With that he finished drinking his tea.

[neverlandjames]

nevernevertina​:

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"Wow, your job is really boring, huh?” Tina asked, a sound of faux sympathy and the hint of a laugh coating her voice. Tina was not known for her ability to sit still for long stretches of time. Her job, though soul-destroying, could at least be a little more physical, and she could move around just enough to rid herself of pent-up energy if she needed to. “I never thought I would say this, but I’d rather do my jobs first.”

The suggestion to go find a way to cut off the cuffs was like music to her ears, and she nodded her head rapidly in agreement. “That sounds like a fantastic idea!! I’ll bet Kristoff has something that could chop these babies right off.”

An eye roll followed when James followed up by suggesting a nap first. That didn’t sound very comfortable! “A nap?” Tina repeated, laughing quietly. “Are you serious?”

-

"Why not?" James was surprised to hear Tina reject the idea of a nap. Didn't she nap in all sort of places while on duty. She had more hiding spots in Neverland than he did in his lifetime. James was also awfully aware that his job was not particularly interesting. Heck even he didn't like doing all the calculations.  "We have to make beds right. It is not the first time you tried to take a nap in one of the beds." He had seen it with his own eyes before.

He gave her a bit of an odd look. It seemed like he did not understand what she was thinking. It was at times like this when James wished to be born a mindreader. There were days where he believed to know Tina.  Yet on days like this it felt like he had to deal with a creature that had two heads.  Both equally annoying.  

"So do you have a better idea?" James asked, voice dripping with annoyance.

[neverlandjames]

nevernevertina​:

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Tina jutted out her lower lip in a pout. She tried to cross her arms in defiance but found that didn’t work because James’ much heavier arm was now in the way! Instead, she had to settle by placing her hands on her lips (which also wasn’t comfortable, but was better than nothing.) 

“Well, what’s your work?” Tina asked sceptically, electing to make an informed decision for once in her life. If she was going to go through hell, she at least wanted it to be the better hell of the two. Her work wasn’t especially fun, but what if James’ was worse?! She couldn’t have that. And perhaps, knowing what her own job was, she could figure out a way to either annoy James until he cut off his arm instead of concentrating on it, or come up with a miraculous solution to get the cuffs off.

Tins shot a glare up at James. It was none of James’ business how or why Tina formed opinions, she thought. She could think as she pleased, it had nothing to do with Peter. “I can form my own opinions, thank you very much. And I hate on my own terms, so… So– Nh!” Tina punctuated the statement by sticking out her tongue. It seemed that Tina was cursed to be pissed off at the whole world after one person (Mr. Smee) inconvenienced her.

“Can’t we just not work instead?" 

-

The clumsy movement Tina made were getting a bit annoying, yet James supposed it was part of how she expressed herself. The whole situation was getting on his nerves and he found himself taking the time to think how they could get the handcuffs off. 

When she asked him about his work he sighed. "Paperwork, basically I have to count the spendings and earnings of Neverland." Spendings included her payment as well. He groaned. He too didn't feel like doing anything. 

"What if we ditch the place and go to a shop to get some tools to get this off?" 

He tskt at her when she said she had her own opinions. Bullshit. She hated him only because Peter did. She had no reason to hate him so in the end she blindly followed Peter's opinions. 

"Let's take a nap somewhere I am not in the mood to do anything right now."

[neverlandjames]

nevernevertina​:

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It was a good thing Tina couldn’t hear Hook’s thoughts, as he didn’t seem too impressed by the story, and accident or not she was quite proud of herself for it. She might have played it up a little more had she known, or huffed that it was a totally cool thing! As she and her friends grew older, she tended to turn her violence more toward other girls, and generally used her cunning to outsmart boys instead (or trick the Lost Boys into fighting for her, where she cooed them on from the side.) Girls were much easier to take down; they had long hair to pull and jewellery to latch on too. Boys were too brutish and could flatten her if they wanted to.

Still, she wasn’t above it all. She had just grown a little cleverer. 

A loud, over-exaggerated groan escaped Tina’s lips when Hook stopped dead in his tracks, because she didn’t really have enough strength to budge him from the spot. “No!” Tina bellowed, trying to push the cuff from her wrist again. “I can’t do work at the best of times, never mind having you attached to me!” James was being entirely logical in his suggestion of course, but Tina was annoyed that she hadn’t thought of it herself, so wouldn’t take it.

Tina blew a piece of hair out of her face, disguising a sigh. “I was behaving myself,” she insisted, rolling her eyes. “It’s you that’s the problem, clearly.” She had to admit, however, that the prospecting of showing off her acting skills was a tempting one. Perhaps she could make a game of it! Finally, Tina shrugged her shoulders, sticking her nose high into the air. “Of course I don’t get bored of it. Otherwise, I would have stopped by now. But… Fine, I will try to be civil.”

-

Perhaps it was due to James being a man he could never consider himself physically hurting a woman. Though if it was to save a friend he would at least restrain her. It was naive to think women were not capable of hurting men, something he learned after speaking to a drunk and crying Adam. It was quite unsettling to know what that man went through. Though it was not his story to tell. Therefore he pretended he had no knowledge about it in the first place. Something Adam had silently appreciated. At times Adam reminded him of Flynn, both men were too soft hearted for their own good.

He raised an eyebrow when Tina loud heartedly yelled: "No!" James however would not change his mind the quickest way to get rid of these wasn't the most fun way. They simply had to pretend that they could be civil enough to get along. A hard shore for someone who spoke her mind every 5 seconds.

"It will go quicker with the both of us. You can decide my work first or your work first." Neither option sounded very pleasant to him.

He rolled his eyes when she pulled the blame on him and his voice dripped with sarcasm: "Ah yes, I am clearly to blame it is not like I am biased by my best friends opinion into hating someone I barely know." Okay maybe her remark had rubbed him the wrong way and he was actually annoyed. "Let's go to work." He mumbled once more.

[neverlandjames]

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[neverlandjames]

nevernevertina​:

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“Yeah!” Tina chirped, but she grimaced when he asked why. She hadn’t meant to break the guy’s nose. In fact, she hadn’t been aiming for his nose at all. She was roughly 14 at the time, drunk at a house party, and had had quite enough of him stumbling all over her. So she threatened to punch him, prompted by one or two of the Lost Boys, and tried to call his bluff by throwing a punch near his face. But he stumbled at the wrong moment and the rest was history. Obviously Tina wasn’t going to admit it was an accident right now. She had been in plenty of fights where she had punched people since. “A guy was annoying me at a party. So I punched him, and he didn’t do it again.”

Tina didn’t stop trying to pull him along. Her brain (and emotions) worked far too quickly to ever consider making a plan before throwing herself head first into something. Murder or not. “A plan? We don’t need a plan! I’m pretty sure you get a worse prison sentence if you commit pre-meditated murder, rather than killing in the heat of passion. Right?” Actually, she had no idea, but she didn’t really care at this point. He was kind of right though: the cuffs would slow them down, and Smee would quite obviously know they were coming for him and try to escape.

Eventually Tina gave up pulling and stopped in her tracks. And she huffed. (God, being attached to someone was proving quite tiring already.) Her ideas were just a little too gory to voice, and probably not very feasible given the arm situation.

-

James shrugged, though he was a bit disappointed how anti-climax that story had sounded. So a bloke had bothered her at a party and she put the record straight. It wasn’t as exciting as running away from the police as a teen and having his ass dragged back to the orphanage. Saving a damsel in distress because a guy kept forcing her into things that she didn’t want to. Knocking some teeth out in the bar. Youngsters surely had calmed down in the time period he was a teen himself. 

Perhaps they worried too much about their employment, something he eventually started caring for when he ended up homeless.

The dragging was getting a bit annoying, and eventually James decided to stand and not move an inch. “Smee can’t hide forever, let’s just go back to work.” His murder intent had died down when he realized the amount of work he had to do. “Come on Tina, we don’t have all day, perhaps if we fake that we can behave ourselves Smee will let us go. It will be a nice way to show your acting talent again.” He teased her.

“Since you are quite gifted at that.” He had seen her flirt with Smee after all, it was both amusing and cringy to watch. “Don’t you ever get bored of teasing people?”

[neverlandjames]

nevernevertina​:

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Tina would have been quite content with curling up small in a hole in the ground and letting the worms and the moss have at her.

That wasn’t an immediately available option though, so instead she stood close to the wall and kept her head down. Her breath was ragged, like she hadn’t quite managed to catch it after running through the hall. Sometimes it would hitch, even though she was trying very hard not to make a single sound. If there was one single saving grace, it was that James wasn’t expecting her to speak. She didn’t want to answer any questions. Thank God he didn’t ask any. How was she supposed to explain that she was heartbroken for the five-hundredth-millionth time without sounding… Stupid? Desperate? Pathetic? Without sounding like a jealous brat?

She was hesitant to take a tissue from the box, because it felt like admitting that she was crying like a baby and couldn’t stop (even though there was no possible way she could deny that). Oh boy did she sure feel tiny right now. Maybe if she was lucky someone would just come along and stamp on her with their big old boot and put her out of her misery. Tina found out that she was staring at the box of tissues, eyes streaming again, instead of just taking one. But finally she did when a little bit of sense came back to her, and she wiped away another set of tears.

In the smallest voice imaginable, Tina said “thank you” but wished she didn’t, because her voice sounded awful and raspy, a far cry from how she had been speaking with James lately. It felt like she had come full circle. Right back to that mess she had been when she tried to make the beds.

There was a question on the tip of her tongue, ready to spill out like the tears in her eyes, but now that she had tried to speak she decided it was the worst thing she could do. If she asked, it would feel like rubbing salt into an already infected wound. By now she was pulling at her lower lip, which already felt raw where she had been biting it with worry.

And then, just to make herself feel worse, she asked the question in spite of herself.

“Did you see Peter leave..?”

-

There were a lot of firsts at this moment, James realized. One of them was seeing Tina cry, another one would be the fact she genuinely thanked him. He just realized that hadn't happened before. And it happened so softly James ended up in a loss for words. It felt like he was infected by a meat-eating bacteria and it had begun to eat him alive. His chest felt tight seeing her like this, and in moments he found himself grinding his teeth in a suppressed anger because who dares hurting Tina like this!

The answer however James knew in the back of his head. There were only a hand few of people who could hurt Tina. And often it was a combination of some of them. Oh, how James would want to snap at the people responsible for this.

Tina, mischievous Tina was looking like she wanted to curl up in a corner and lay there. She looked smaller than she was. And in pain and it absolutely tore James apart.

"It is nothing." He said in the hope that she wouldn't mind him looking out after her. If she somehow needed someone he would be absolutely honored if she would pick him.

He couldn't help himself and patted her hair. "It is alright Tina, cry if you have to no one will stop you from doing so." It was as if she tried so hard to keep it in, James felt obligated to give her permission to cry.

And then finally the culprit fell of Tina's lips and he knew. He knew that Peter had something to do with this. "He said he was going to meet someone." Peter hadn't told himself who but he seemed rather excited.

"Is-" he was about to ask her a question but stopped himself. He promised her, she didn't have to talk if she didn't want to. That promise still applied.

"Want to drink something, I can make you something to warm you up a bit."

[neverlandjames]

nevernevertina​:

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Even in a whisper, James’ voice caught Tina off guard, and she jumped. Her eyes, bright with tears, darted in his direction, and she stood poker straight. For the briefest of moments she thought it might be Peter and like the snap of a finger the hope was dashed. Her shoulders slumped and her eyes dropped to the floor.

“Oh, Jesus fuck…” Tina grumbled, turning her face quickly away to wipe her tear streaked cheeks with the back of her hand. She was hesitant to turn back around.

Because she didn’t want anyone seeing her cry right now. She didn’t want anyone to see her cry ever. But especially right now. Tina had cried about Peter, and because of Peter, and for Peter too many times to count in her lifetime. This was just another one of those times, and it surely wouldn’t be the last, but that didn’t mean it got any easier, and it didn’t mean that she felt any less pathetic either. In fact, she felt even more pathetic now that she had been caught sobbing at his bedroom door. Every time she cried about Peter another notch was added to her heart and as of late there was becoming less and less space for new notches. Soon there might be notches on top of the notches, and what would be left when she had gone over them one hundred times each? Two hundred? Three Hundred?

Tina really wanted to look like she wasn’t listening because any minute now the tears that she had just dried were about to flood her cheeks all over again. Not only was she utterly heartbroken, she was now utterly mortified to top it off. And how in the hell was she going to turn around, in the current state she was in, and tell James that she was totally fine? Of course, he had offered for her to come inside – quite a few authorities in her life had asked her to come inside for a chat at some point or another, but more often than not the offer wasn’t optional, and always lead to a stern talking to about her behaviour and how disappointed said authority was in her. This felt different, sounded different, but Tina was now completely convinced that the world was out to get her today, and she didn’t hear it as anything but one of those authorities ready to tell her off for causing a scene. Here she was, standing in the middle of the corridor at work, bawling her eyes out. What kind of message would that send to the guests. These chats had never been optional before, she had assumed that this one wouldn’t be either.

Finally, with a defeated sigh and a pathetic little sniff, she brushed past James into the room, her eyes never lifting from the floor.

-

There was what felt to be a pause before Tina noticed him. It seemed like he had startled her, which wasn't his intention. She looked at the floor and for a moment James wondered if something was on it. Of course, it wasn't it was just her trying to avoid his gaze.

Oh, Jesus fuck. Well, that was an...interesting reaction. Well, it was different from the 'you bloody pirate' saying that people seemed to have around him. He noticed her attempt to hide her tears but alas he had already noticed them  and he already felt quite concerned about her because of it. 

James had never seen Tina cry before, and now he wished someone would take away the experience because it was very painful to watch. It reminded him of that fight they had a while ago over bedsheets and the pool. The same small feeling she had back then seemed to come over now. James was a bit prejudged, his first instinct was to punch Peter later. It had to be him, he had been acting rather coy today and also seemed in quite a hurry after his nagging to let him sleep.

Did she need him? Did he say something? Did one of her teapot projects not work out the way she wanted to. Did Wendy do something? Did her hair work against her? Was it that time of the month?

There were so many possibilities that could have been wrong, James didn't know what to ask. Well, he still felt Peter had to be to blame, after all, she was banging on his bedroom door. He would kill the boy later when he was calmer and knew where to put his body. 

James waited for her to enter, but didn't immediately say something. Rather he walked to a drawer and pulled out a box of tissues and quietly presented it to her.

"You don't need to talk about it if you do not want to. But know you can, I am not a man that judges."

[neverlandjames]

nevernevertina​:

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Tina rolled her eyes, sticking her feet up on the dashboard and slipping down a little in her seat. "Is this just some elaborate scheme so that you don’t feel guilty firing my poor soul?” Tina asked teasingly, throwing a dramatic hand over her chest. She’d lose her shit if James actually fired her at this point, though she was surprised he hadn’t a long time ago. “Helping me build up a new resume so that I’m prepared to find a new job? That’s unbelievable. Diabolical, even.”

She tutted for a moment, though she was certainly intrigued. “Why Boston?” Tina asked curiously, vaguely recalling something about a… tea party? from a history lesson she had fallen asleep during in middle school. It was pretty obvious she was not well travelled, having stayed in Andromeda her whole life.

He had to laugh at the idea alone. "Sorry, Tina unless you quit you will be stuck in Neverland for a while. Unlike some you get some decent work done. I can't fire my best employee." Smee could act like he got his act together but James knew that man lazed around more than Tina did.

And let's not get started on Peter. He was fired for a reason. He hadn't forgotten how the boy made himself a drink and got a lawn chair and just set himself in the sun when he should be working.

"Boston has a tea museum," James spoke as he revealed one of the locations. "Thought we could check it out and get you a new pot." Not that she hadn't had enough pots but what is one more at this point?

[neverlandjames]

nevernevertina​:

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Tina blinked at James a few times, wondering if he had finally lost the plot all together. She couldn’t walk in a straight line with road raging, never mind get behind the wheel of dangerous piece of machinery that she could smash right into people if she felt so inclined. Also, she was easily distracted and stupidly careless at times. It was a recipe for disaster. “Well good luck with that, my resume says I don’t have a licence for a reason…” she snickered at the thought, sweet as it was. If Tina had her way, she would just get James to drive her everywhere. Less effort, less danger.

Tina, upon hearing tea, gave no thought to her answer, blurting it out incredulously. “You can’t drive to China, James.” She really had no other idea what the clue could mean.

-

James liked a challenge and if teaching tina how to drive (and hopefully someday to swim) was one he'd take it on without any regrets. They could take their times, the car wasn't going anywhere, well except today today they were going to lots of places. "Thats the fun thing about resumes they can change after time." 

Like the status of marriage. "We are not going to China Tina, try Boston." They were going to see a lot of places, also places that held some history for James. Yes, they were going to broadway.

[neverlandjames]

nevernevertina​:

[Text to Hook:] Good idea 🥰

Tina almost rolled her eyes, but she was smiling too much for it to have any effect so she didn’t. She pulled her seatbelt across, but stopped mid-pull when he said the camper was hers.

“What do you mean it’s mine?” She asked, even though he already explained it was a birthday gift. Her brow furrowed for a moment, ready to tell him there was no chance she could accept it as a gift. For all Tina liked attention, she was difficult to spoil because she wasn’t used to it. “James, I can’t drive…”

Tina finished clipping her seatbelt finally, sighing into the chair. “I do like surprises, but surprises don’t usually involve long, mysterious drives to mysterious locations,” she joked. “Can I at least have a clue?”

-

He smiled at the text she sends him, the little emoji she used. He couldn't recall when she started using them with him. It was something he hadn't really thought about before. "It's yours, I'll give you driving lessons since your resumé said you don't have a license." He doubted that changed over the year. It wouldn't be that much of an effort either. Though one wouldn't really think of it, James could be patient in the moments that mattered. "Hmm a clue..." He thought for a while before grinning. "Tea."

[neverlandjames]

nevernevertina​:

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[Text to Hook:] Nope, I don’t recall  🤔 must be the amnesia

 Tina was sure by now that she was going to burst. Butterflies flew around her stomach, and she knew for a cold, hard fact it would be near impossible for her to sit still. She had never been on a real road trip before. That was exciting in itself. But a week with no one else but James to give her his undivided attention? Even better!  

At his prompt, Tina hopped into the camper, dumping her bags on the floor at her feet and slamming the door shut a little too hastily. She turned to sit on her knees, leaning her arms on the back of the car seat to get a good look at the inside of the van. It was cosy, she thought, and basically like sleeping in a tree house on wheels. “This is so cool…” Tina breathed. 

Unable to contain her excitement a moment longer, Tina leaned across the space between the seats and planted a big old kiss on James’ cheek. “Where are going?” She asked eagerly, finally settling and putting her feet up on the dashboard.

-

[james:text to Tina] guess I will have to remind you. 

This would really be a nice trip. There were plenty of places to visit and for once they did not have to hide. No secrets. The way James liked it. James travelled quite often. Mostly for work or inspiration for Neverland. He smiled as she entered and could almost feel her excitement. "Don't forget your seatbelt." He pointed out, safety first after all. "Glad you like it since its yours. An early birthday gift." He chuckled when she planted her lips on his cheek. "Now Tina, don't tell me you do not like surprises. All fun places I promise."

[neverlandjames]

nevernevertina​:

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[Text to Hook:] I wasn’t going for subtlety sir 🥰

Tina was positively hitting the ceiling at this point, barely containing her giggles as she darted off to her room. She had never been on a proper trip anywhere before! Sure, Mary had taken her on the odd holiday as a kid, but they were always boring and long, and she never took Tina where Tina wanted to go. Tina had spent the vast majority of her life stuck in Andromeda and never thought she would have a chance to leave.

“How the fuck am I supposed to pack for a week?! What if I need something and I don’t take it?! Shit…” She was throwing drawers and cupboards open left right and centre, tossing everything she might need into a pile on her bed. There was a backpack stuffed away somewhere that she used to use when Peter and the Lost Boys wanted to go camping or sleep in the treehouse, it would have to do the job. About halfway way through, lying in the pile, she realised she hadn’t text back.

[Text to Hook:] lol you might be there a while, I’ll be 15 minutes! 

Tina set about stuffing whatever clothes and makeup and the likes that she could fit inside her bag, zipping it shut with a struggle. From there, she fixed her personal belongings into the bag she usually carried around with her. All she had left to do was get herself ready; the face mask was thrown in the trash, and she tidied herself up, pulling on a much more presentable outfit than the booty shorts and paint covered t-shirt she had been wearing. When she was satisfied, and all the lights were switched off, Tina grabbed her things and sprinted out the door. 

With a wild, bleary look in her eye, Tina swung open the door to the camper and grinned. “Hey!”

-

[James: Text to Tina] You know what you do to me when you call me Sir, Tina. 

James could not help but shake his head. Honestly Tina was something else and he looked rather forward to this trip. It would get their minds of things. They both had earned that. He especially made this trip in a way both of them got to see things they enjoyed. The waiting wasn't difficult. There were enough things to distract him with and since it was a surprise it was normal for him to wait on her. [James: text to Tina] I can wait, I have time after all.

"Hey." He smiled. "Surprise I suppose." He slightly teased her before moving his head as a way of telling her to come in. "It is going to be a long drive so feel free to take a nap if you want, i made us some food that we can eat in the meanwhile and there is some drinks in the side of the door for when you are thirsty."

[neverlandjames]

nevernevertina​:

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Tina was now pacing her tiny bathroom, round and round and round like a penny in one of those weird charity coin things they always had at McDonalds. She sat her phone by the sink for a moment, and then stopped in front of the mirror. Pep-talk, she needed a pep-talk! 

Tina Bell, this is your moment God-fucking-damnit! Just do it. Just say yes and go. Like right now. Go! Run away with a fucking pirate. You never do what you’re told anyway! 

The phone was back in her hand (which was shaking, why was she shaking?).

[Text to Hook:] you might, you always were a bit of a peacock 😏

Tina steadied herself, another breath. She was really about to run away with a pirate and she didn’t even care about the consequences of it.

[Text to Hook:] what do I need?

-

His phone buzzed again and as he read the reply he could basically feel his eyes rolling. He wasn’t a show off in the slightest, if that was the case he’d just drive his ferrari to work and be the snob he could be with the money he owned. If anything James was pretty modest when it came to his money. Most of the expenses went to paying his employees, Peter's daily needs and Neverland in itself.

He tapped his fingers on his lap for a moment before typing back a reply.

[text to tina]: almost read that as a dickjoke love.

He shook his head before a relevant question came into his inbox. “Women products maybe?” He thought to himself.

[Text to tina:] Take whatever you’d take on a week trip, so clothes, women products, passport just in case, id etc you know the usual like your toothbrush and everything. If you don’t have a suitcase I have one with me, and we can just buy stuff on the road instead 😘

[neverlandjames]

Upcoming dashspam

there are going to be a bunch of posts being dropped on the dash. Gemma and i are gonna drop our discord stuff on here.