A brief summary of what happened as soon as Iceman became an Admiral.
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A brief summary of what happened as soon as Iceman became an Admiral.
Iceman is no longer here to protect you. TOP GUN: MAVERICK (2022) dir. Joseph Kosinski
Look, I'm big on Icemav, but if there are two guys that are undeniably, canonically gay for each other, it's Hollywood and Wolfman.
TG AND TGM QUOTES FROM MUSIC SCHOOL
Rooster: "Wait, do that again?"
Phoenix: "What, this?" *runs a red light*
Mav: "That's good. That's really good. Yeah, just like that."
Ice: "Are you sure? It might be too much."
Goose: "What the fuck are you two doing?!"
Mav: "not fucking, if that's what you were gonna say."
Ice: "Unfortunately. I mean what?"
Slider: "Do you think they have a gay thing?"
Mav: "Yeah. Probably."
Wolf and Wood, practically sitting on each other, sharing 1 plate of food*
Hangman: "Darn. Darn diddly darn. Diddle my fiddle, that sucks."
Rooster: "... you should drop out."
Hangman: "And admit defeat to the diddler? Never!"
Viper: "Anyone who hasn't taken this test yet please step outside."
Coyote: "Haha, losers. We've all taken this test. ... except for me. Fuck. Oh god. Is he talking about me?!"
Mav: "Oh you sent me a picture. If this is a picture of me eating mac and cheese balls and me watching youtube, I'm gonna be real pissed."
Mav: *looks at the picture* "God FUCKING dammit I knew it! I knew it!"
Goose: "Surprise!"
Mav: "I fucking knew it!"
MONICA BARBARO as NATASHA "PHOENIX" TRACE Top Gun: Maverick (2022)
Look who we have here!
Top Gun - Incorrect Quotes 24
Iceman: I have very high standards. I only fall in love with graceful-
Maverick:*stumbles into the room, almost falling, probably thinking in steal a jet*
Iceman:
Iceman: I want that want
Slider: No... wait, why Ice WHY??
Iceman:
Slider: You know he said that "I stink"?
THE TGM SCRIPT KEEPS MAKING ME CRY, SWEET ICEMAV MY BELOVED
Maverick: Guys, there´s a monster under my bed and it´s really ugly. Slider: *on the bottom bunk* Honestly? Fuck you!
Top Gun - Incorrect Quotes 7
Carole's Mom: So how's motherhood treating you?
Carole: Good, I just didn't expect this much crying
Carole's Mom: I'm sure it's completely normal for babies
Goose: No, no Bradley's fine, we're talking about Pete
Maverick: *soobing holding baby Bradley* I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!
It's been thirty eight years and sometimes I still chuckle that the audience was meant to believe that Maverick and Iceman were straight
Top Gun - Incorrect Quotes 1
Iceman: *Smiles at Mav from across the bar*
Maverick: *Blushes and smiles back*
Slider: *being dramatic* TOM KAZANSKY! I CAN'T BELIVE YOU'RE SHAGGING HIM!!
Iceman: No, Ron I just smi-
Slider: I FEEL SO BETRAYED, YOU REMEMBER THAT HE SAID THAT I STINK
Iceman: But we've only just started being fri-
Slider: THAT PIP SQUEAK
Iceman: C'mon Ron, he -
Slider: Right in front of my whisky
RIP Nick "Goose" Bradshaw you would have loved the internet goose memes
Ice: I love you
Mav: I love you too
Ice: as much as Goose?
Mav: know your limits
Masterlist
Goose: *Talking about Iceman and Maverick* They make a cute couple, huh? Slider: They certainly are standing next to each other.
IceMav roadtrip.
Mav: Did you bring your driving glasses?
Ice: No?
Mav: Oh. I thought we were going to share the driving...
Ice: These are my driving glasses Mav. They're transitional. Long distance in the top half, close up in the bottom half.
Mav: You've got old person glasses!
Ice: Fuck you too Mav.
Top Gun - Incorrect Quotes 3
Maverick (whispering to Bradley): Good job on the match today, Baby Goose
Bradley (whispering back): Thank you, Uncle Mav. Why are we whispering?
Maverick (still whispering): I want Slider to think we're conspiring against him. Please look at him when you reply
Bradley (looking at his Uncle Sli): You're so bad with him uncle Mav, but this is hilarious
Maverick (also looking at Slider): I'm glad you agree
Slider, sweating in fear: What are they talking about?
Wolfman, who overheard them but doesn't want to ruin their fun: About stealing trophys of Top Gun
(Slider proceeds to run to his car, the last sound he heard was Maverick and Wolfman's hysterical laughter)