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caroline. twenty-four. grad student. this blog mostly consists of me fangirling about dumb stuff via reply replies and liveblogging the food network. not a quality blog.

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Requested by @marassagirl. @portaltwo, hope you don’t mind!

[mjalti]

i have this unnerving fear that i’m gonna meet keanu reeves in some tight elevator and his eyes are going to burn into my soul as he tells me the secrets of this universe then bites me on the neck to give me immortality so he’s not alone anymore

[sovietshopaholic]

Keanu if you’re listening I’m not a little bitch like OP come get a taste

[lesbianatlarge]

hot take wall-e was a lesbian film but Eva was the butch actually and wall-e was the idiot femme. like look at the way they acted. Wall-E chased after her like an idiot and Eva protected them constantly…gnc femmes unite

[lesbianatlarge]

like wall-e collected pretty lights and flash drives and rubix cubes and all sorts of cool things and they showed them all to Eva who seemed cool and untouched but as we all know due to the Cockroach Scene actually loved them a lot and u Kno what? garbage femme walle is my hero

[quasarkisses]

you’re so right walle is a redneck femme and eva is a classy upscale butch

[laughingfish]

WLW-E

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[jonssnow]

I got new rules, I count ‘em.

[rhubabby]

-_- and :/ are irreplaceable emoticons that emojis will never be able to touch

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literally 😑 & 😕

[sweetmlnt-archive]

if you think 😕 has the same power as :/ you are a blind fool

[lesbianshepard]

wanna know what mental image just crept into my brain?

a clown funeral where the pallbearers accidentally drop the casket and like fifteen dead clowns fall out

[lesbianshepard]

max garcia here gets it

[thelostzelda]

[ionlygobye]

I'm sick of all you fake fans who say you love himbos but don't even MENTION Jason Mendoza smh

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[dignity-not-intact-deactivated2]

himbo checklist:

is he gorgeous?

is he kind?

is he dumb af?

jason mendoza is a resounding yes to all three. starting respecting his big himbo energy please.

this man is what your hallmark himbo-lite Ken doll knockoffs wish they were

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[xpaperheartso]

Same energy

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[rhade-zapan]

Beautiful art by Arna Miller + Ravi Zupa

Shop ~ here

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@harpoon-your-boyfriend

[afewregretsmaybe]

Me trying to get basic medical care:

My doctor:

[dizzyallaround]

what ever happened to personality!!! i want decorative towels that arent boring!!! i want NOVELTY!! i want people to come over to my house and look at my trinkets and immediately think this lady is a wacko and also her stuff is haunted

[dailypsychologyfacts]

How a therapy session actually works ;)

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

alexa 1: why are u worried if im interested in someone else’s feelings or not???

alexa 2:

[shorts-muchacho-papi]

Alexa 1: “We are discussing you. Not me.”

Alexa 2: “What makes you think I’m not you?”

Alexa 1:

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[empty-altars]

A quick reminder for folks in the US: if you haven't seen anything about ACA open enrollment this year, that is by design. Secretary Azar wants to lower enrollment numbers to justify pulling funds from medicare/medicaid. Here are your dates:

And the link.

[cumaeansibyl]

The 2020 Open Enrollment Period runs from Friday, November 1, 2019, to Sunday, December 15, 2019. If you don’t act by December 15, you can’t get 2020 coverage unless you qualify for a special enrollment period. Plans sold during Open Enrollment start January 1, 2020.