Something Between Ridiculous and Sublime

i come back here once in a while

[cullensart]

He stick he leggy out real far

[lastoneout]

Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???

[catchymemes]

[thedankmemes]

[1five1two]

[anxietyproblem]

[spicymochi]

rainbow ducky

[nem23]

[houndsofbalthazar]

I think tumblr is one of the places most saturated with people who will delight upon seeing any creature. I am very thankful for this website allowing me to indulge in delight at creatures.

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

it's always funny when someone's like "why can't we have a serial killer that targets awful people like abusive ceos" because like...the thing is serial killers are generally not great people who want to make the world a better place . this can be seen in the killing and torturing.

[stuckinapril]

3rd base is when they see you having a panic attack

[eggzbian-deactivated20191126]

orange juice is the superior beverage bc it makes ur tongue feel like u ate a bunch of ants which reminds me of my childhood when I would put ants in my mouth and eat em except this time it tastes good too

[tlirsgender]

Hey op I think you’re probably allergic to citrus?

[eggzbian-deactivated20191126]

is. this not what oj is supposed to make ur tongue feel like

[grimehands-deactivated20200111]

[darkersolstice]

Did you know that if your mouth itches when you eat kiwis, it is not from hairs left over on the fruit after you peel it? I didn’t until I was about 26 or so!

[solarpunkarchivist-deactivated2]

Confusingly, pineapple is supposed to feel like that, the damn thing is attempting to digest you right back.

[justketerthings]

Numb lips are not part of the intended experience of peanut butter, apparently

[demonsgold]

yALL

[plaguedaddy420]

Are we just gonna ignore the part where op says they ate ants?

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

[beauty-in-healing-deactivated20]

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

[porterdavis]

You go, grrrl

[shedidntevenswear]

listen i love greta thunberg i really do like what an icon BUT i think it’s absolutely ridiculous that she, a literal child, is being made to be the face of stopping climate change. and she obviously thinks its ridiculous too. i’ve seen so many adults in power talking about how inspirational she is and everything, and then pretty much just stop there. it is EMBARRASSING that the 4.5 billion people over the age of 30 on earth right now are looking to one teenager to fix the problems they created. it’s not inspirational, it’s pathetic. Greta has to be so extremely aggravated with the amount of attention and lack of actual action from policymakers, because I sure am. 

[wike-wabbits]

Perfume bottle consisting of eight enameled glass bottles as orange segments, set in painted ceramic holder. (ca. 1925)

[deceptive-owls]

Why did 1925 people get 1000% cooler product packaging than we do

[sexycraisinthanos]

when crack is allowed in literally everything people get creative