"i can't go home, not when i'm sitting right where it should be"

amber - she/they - your favorite bisexual - writer (sometimes)

[new-november-moons]

hi! i'm amber, and i love writing, suffering, and being alive. orange tea as well, that's worth mentioning.

my shows ✩

killing eve

ted lasso

deadwind (please talk to me about this)

game of thrones

twin peaks

stranger things

downton abbey

derry girls

the diplomat

bridgerton (ish)

(everything else you started watching but couldn't finish because it was extraordinarily boring)

my movies / sagas ☾

star wars

lord of the rings / the hobbit

knives out

my music ✧

kate bush

florence + the machine

hozier

paris paloma

kiki rockwell

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[ddeerlybeloved]

just did a really good job of cutting a bagel there's no weird thin or thick parts it's all even all over. this is huge for me

[effemimaniac]

platonically shooting my friendshot hoping I don't get acquaintance-zoned

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

"maybe I should start working out" - recurring quote from person who's never demonstrated the ability to do or achieve anything

[wrotten]

do u know what pisses me off? a lot of things where do i start

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the problem with me is i cannot differentiate what is & is not my circus and what are & are not my monkeys. this gives you mental health conditions

[yuriartillery]

bad things shouldn't happen to my friends. i should be the worst thing that happens to my friends

[aropride]

I... DONT... LIKE... CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [MY TELEKINESIS THROWS EVERYTHING ACROSS THE ROOM] [I SEE MY ITEMS STREWN ABOUT THE ROOM AND GET EVEN MORE UPSET]

[lokaror]

also if gnomes were all sitting around a small tree stump using it as a table and someone used the word "misnomer" one of them would speak up and go "HEEHEE. MISS GNOMER IS WHAT I CALL THE MISSUS" they'd all laugh so hard they fall off the mushrooms they are sitting on and spill the berry juice everywhere

[1617]

[texts back three years later] haha not much what about you

[what-even-is-thiss]

Welcome to my ancient Roman villa. We’ve got running water. Fancy, I know. I paid a lot for that. There’s our household gods. They live in the breakfast nook. Oh look and here’s my husband Julius. He’s playing games with our daughter Julia and our daughter Julia and our daughter Julia and our daughter Julia and our

[stuckinapril]

babygirl i can overthink things you’ve never even thought of in your life

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

algebra is honestly funzies when you know what youre doing it’s like a puzzle that you feel smart for solving. however when you don’t know what you’re doing it becomes a challenge called who can turn into a feral dog and bite things fastest and brother i always win

[depsidase]

[yaoiblackmold]

Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time

[thysilus]

i fucking love isolation!!! give it up for isolation!!!!!! [sound of a single person clapping reverberating off the walls]

[segamascott]