the national horseshit league

I'm Emma, a wannabe Canadian with a hockey puck for a brain and a hole in her heart where Pernell Karl Subban used to be. if you reblog/post women's hockey than I probably follow you. (likes and follows as the-subuurbs)

[wizzardhat]

these ads are pure fucking gold i haven’t stopped laughing for at least 7 minutes

[kuzmas]

oh god,,, i have to laugh

[onlytwitterpics]

[going-to-hell-to-fuck-satan]

[raserus]

cronch

[404-alarnia-was-not-found]

[fallcaesar]

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

[tolkientrash]

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

[iguanamouth]

shes almost here

[miscriont]

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

[craptaztic]

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

[mace-from-outerspace]

Y’all better behave, you have two months

[aseriouscomedian]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

[cheaphalloweencostume]

are you REALLY a tumblr user if you don’t see a post on your dash filled with misinformation presented in a hostile manner like youre the idiot for not knowing these 100% bullshit lies at least once a day and have to physically restrain yourself from starting shit with the OP

[princecarey]

Goalies are my favorite kind of animals

[canesbian]

why does kyle dubas look like the Youth Pastor who came to my middle school to let us know jesus was kinda Hip Hop

[selki]

My favourite toy is my: beenneebabe I like it because: it is sofd

[leaf-beard-deactivated20200913]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[great-tweets]

Gritty is my new hero.

[worstdril]

[jakeoettinger]

FLAvsNYI 10.24.2018

[suicidepokecheck]

Jeff Skinner, everyone.

[james-rodriquez]

dubas to william nylander: this could be you but you’re playin *hits send*

[marcorossi]

Hi my name is nolan I make memes

[littleboyblueger]

womens ice hockey:

wlw

anything you can gay i can gay better

let’s all get MARRIED to each other !!!!!

toxic by brittney spears

mens ice hockey:

#nohomo

we are all Tough HETEROSEXUAL Men™️

gay people are okay in theory,,, i guess

toxic masculinity