little green ghouls!

✧Whitney|She/Her|21✧

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[sympolite]

nothing tumblr could post on r/ambien will ever be as funny as this:

[epidaleacalamita]

[babyfairy]

last night i found this girl on tik tok who found out this random ass celebrity she’s obsessed with Might have a girlfriend so she posted this

and i’ve been losing my mind ever since then

[babyfairy]

i found their blog

[thelilnan]

OP YOU REALLY SHOULDVE SPECIFIED IT WAS NICK KROLL UP FRONT

[outofcontextanimash]

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

is this stitch’s girlfriend somehow edited over princess tiana’s frog body? i’m actually going to pass out

[outofcontextanimash]

she’s your therapist and she’s trying to help you bitch

[bad1dimagines]

literally what does this mean i’m screaming

[sakodumb]

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY OATMEAL

[mediumsizedboy]

Denim? In my oatmeal?

[hourgloss]

can netflix make an interactive episode of friends where i have to option to kill ross geller

[yeehawlw]

i can’t stop thinking about that tweet about the guy who tried to stop his cat from pushing his door open and accidentally trained him to push 50lbs instead

[yeehawlw]

he cannot be stopped

[heartshapedbasil]

me at mickey d’s sipping some sprite

[theabhorsen]

The Gang Does Stuff: Mac + Karate

[official-dennis-hater]

[gayku-deactivated20190831]

shirt arrived

[avvocarlo]

everybody online is like oh cum this and cum that… what ever happened to the fear of god? 😑

[terefah]

i’m saving my brain for special occasions. if i use it every day it’ll get dirty

[brucebocchi]

[respectfulmemes]

[earthtotoddlerbitch]

a failed actress, an illiterate janitor, a closeted gay catholic and a serial rapist with a god complex walk into a bar. they own the bar. the bar is called paddy’s pub. you’re watching it’s always sunny in philadelphia. there is no punchline

[random-jot]

this is another big mood

[m00nlight-syndrome-deactivated2]

[hellsite-yano]