Mopsy Flopsy

In motion without a trace of resent. In action while always keeping content.

[shittysawtraps]

hello dr stapleton. you have successfully guided my mother through the process of giving birth to me. now, if you fail the task at hand, it will directly result in me giving death to you. in front of you is my crib, and, next to that, a small bottle of infant formula

[dankmemeuniversity]

[glumshoe]

I googled “fairy house supplies” on the work computer to look at future programming options and one of the first results was this extremely tiny figurine of a fairy man—named Brad—with his whole dick out and proud

which was very funny except that now every advertisement on every website is trying to get me to buy Brad and his microscopic wiener

[glumshoe]

I think what bothers me most about Brad is that he’s clearly not a natural redhead:

[justadropofiink]

You forgot to include links to purchase this Brad

[glumshoe]

I have full confidence in my followers’ abilities to use search engines

[omghotmemes]

big brain only

[clutzyangel]

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

[gothicashworld]

the English Major in me loathes this but the word-play lover in me adores this

[artissijamm]

EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?????

[cognitohazardous]

love loses

[solarsyrup]

[memeclassheroes]

[corporatebigwig]

My left and right hands right now

[albertnatural]

calm down man

[dunmertitty]

[pseudomantis]

dinner

[brawlcloud]

this is what people on tumblr call you when they dont want to say cunt

[catchymemes]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

She’s right.

[comominimo]

Porky Pig (Mel Blanc) cursing in 1939.

This was never shown to the public, except at the WB staff party.

[fluffygif]

Bear wave pool

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

@ajani

[otterize]

Guys should pull their pants off more

[yasferatu-deactivated20220102]

I haven't been touched in so long the next time my sleep paralysis demon shows up we're gonna end up like this

[justmyshrimps]

Behold...

...The cleaning crew.

[stickyfrogs]

It’s Always Time for some Tiny!

[chirmartir]

Ch😂

[error-404-oops-page-not-found]

Rough translation “are you trying to bullshit me?!”

[funnytwittertweets]