I don't really know either

space, video games, Catholicism, and just generally silly stuff

[advosart]

paddlin'

(from Twitter, 21 Oct 2022)

[alexadelphia-official]

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

let's see if this works. this contains randomised ingredients from various recipes, including: chocolate chip cookies, banana Nutella pancakes, lemonade, orange juice, carrot cake, homemade pizza, curry chicken, cornbread with bacon and cheese, and probably some other combinations possible in there

Rules of the game: pick the first 5 ingredients that the wheel gives you. Are you COOKING or are you COOKED? Comment in the tags

[o-lei-o-lai-o-lord]

1 strawberry, 3 teaspoons of cinnamon, 50 grams of chicken, 3 tablespoons of chocolate chips, 2 peppers

…I mean. If I can eat the chicken and peppers separately from the strawberry, cinnamon, and chocolate chips, that doesn’t sound too bad? I

[thestuffedalligator]

“When we were kids, the Phonics Wizard came to our town to show off how the letter E can change the sounds of vowels. He turned a can into a cane, a pin into a pine. This one kid had a cap and he changed it into a cape, that kind of thing.

“And we loved it, we were all having a great time, but then he saw my sister and I, and he just got this - this look in his eyes, and then-”

She hesitated, worrying the coarse material between her fingers. “Things got pretty bad after that,” she muttered. “I know it’s silly, but I try to keep - her - comfortable. We don’t know if she can still hear us, or see us, or if she’s even still in here, but I like to think she is. I talk to her when I can, I leave music on when I’m out of the house. I tried to convince my parents to bring her with us when we went to Disneyland, but they didn’t - didn’t really take that well.”

After a moment, she put the ball of twine back onto its pillow. “Anyways. They tried to arrest the Phonics Wizard, but he had a plan in case something went wrong and he turned it into a plane and flew away.”

[paperplateprose]

writing challenge!

open up your document and put words in it

[irishironclad]

I’ve come to the conclusion that there’s too many shows and intellectual properties that use Heaven and Hell as skin suits that they shove their own wackadoodle lore into. It’s banned now. Stop it.

[velvetcloak]

Brooch by Marcus & Co., 1900. The Newark Museum of Art.

[dracula61]

[kat4884]

didn’t jesus do something similar to that

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[inconspectus]

once my therapist said I used very uncommon and creative phrases and adjectives and i just did not have the heart to tell that Old Lady From A Foreign Small Town that I was translating tumblr speech into our language. so I was like yeah... must be from the books I read...

like girl we have an army of scholars over at tumblr.com crafting our language it's not just little old me I swear

[copperbadge]

I once called a colleague's Borzoi a beautiful Gentle Alien, assuming the term had long since become commonplace outside of Tumblr, and discovered when he burst into delighted laughter at the term that it Had Not. I had to explain to him that I'm not a comedy genius, just repeating a niche meme.

[tatooineknights]

Let us appreciate how adorable Luke is in the Star Wars manga.

[lkprime]

How can you talk about the Star Wars manga and not mention bishounen Chewie

[wizarddank]

W H A T

[heavenpureheart]

[jazbell]

@princess-valentineee you paint such a beautiful picture with your words

[galactic-dragoness]

[loszeged]

[neko-mancy]

[bugmoment]

[an-eldritch-nightmare-deactivat]

[jthqp]

[bewbin]

nasa trying to eat the moon

[xtremecaffeine-deactivated20181]

Operation Pac Man is a go

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[pangur-and-grim]

always doing something annoying

[pangur-and-grim]

can I be honest? I was so pissed off by friends and family criticizing my soap choice that, for half a year, I did an experiment where I washed one hand with Palmolive and one with handsoap, to prove that it didn't make your skin any rougher. and do you know what the result is? it does make your skin rougher. and now I'm even more pissed off.

[heavilyglacialvalhalla]

I love this. This is the beauty of the honest scientific process. You had an idea, you tested it and you still reported the results even though the results disproved your idea.

It's ok to be mad at it, you're an honest scientist.

[socialmaya]