newfangled-riot

[catsbeaversandducks]

By ぢゅのねことしあわせ

[academicssay]

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

fuck whoever this guy is 

[striderepiphany]

Mrow

[killing-the-prophet]

A woman dressed in a traditional Ukrainian embroidered shirt holds her cat as she take part in an embroidered shirt parade in central Kiev, Ukraine, on May 27, 2017. Gleb Garanich

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

the fact that i am attracted to men after seeing how they act in public bathrooms is evidence that sexuality is not a choice. also, the fact that i still am willing to transition knowing it means i have to use men's public restrooms for the rest of my life is evidence that gender is also not a choice.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[thewitchofwonderlust]

My brother just sent this to me from Hawaii. If you’re having a bad day, watch a sheep swing in front of his peers.

[sergle]

Day 5 yellow and orange have come to be some of my fav colors, so i thought this would be a good shade for self portraits! 

[unicornempire]

very cute!

[mewnina]

[fluffymcmuffins]

When you’re cutting wrapping paper and the scissors go ccssssssssss and not jkfxzkzjkxjkkxxjxkxjkc 👌😩

[kristina100000]

vibe

[sneergone-deactivated20200129]

fuck it *becomes a cat* everyone pet me and love me and let me sleep whenever i want

[tatianakawkaw]

Ghost pumpkin

[horrorandhalloween]

[aestum]

[i-am-a-fish]

contrary to popular belief black cats are good luck actually because they are baby

[thistlebistle]

i need proof of this statement, fish. i need citations.

[i-am-a-fish]

sources;

[theweirdwideweb]

[dyke-uncle]

“Poor little parrot, killed by the high temperatures..”

“Ah no, it’s a corn”

[corvidaezero-deactivated2021061]

There’s a pun here, too!  While elote does translate to an “ear of corn”, it’s more specifically used as a term describing a popular street and/or food truck dish of grilled corn with a creamy sauce, chili powder, and maybe some lime, etc, called “street corn”.

A single corn cob in the middle of the road?  Elote.  Street corn.