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he/they/any

[theconcealedweapon]

[thistlebistle]

so a few years ago back in like 2021 or something i bought my car off my step dad with some of the money i got from my student loans (which i now have to pay back again fuck you trump) and i named him tadashi, todd for short, after the guy who dies at the beginning of big hero 6 cause i found the meme hysterical at the time and it would be funny if the thing exploded. thing is, it feels like a she/her more than a he/him. 2012 honda civic lx in their stock dark grey, sweet, simple, reliable, and had her speakers replaced by a previous owner. but i cant call her todd. it doesnt feel right. wtf do i name her

[heystephen]

tired of blue from blues clues not being a beloved tumblr dog. she is literally everything

[heystephen]

she did so much for us in our youth and you all abandoned her

[guiron]

Arrakis, Dune, Desert planet

[jadesdumbstuff]

[headspace-hotel]

Farmer family friend has an out of control mint problem around one of his greenhouses because he had a potted mint plant that he set on the ground and it grew a tendril out of the pot which touched the soil and grew roots.

It had never occurred to me before that a potted plant could escape.

[justsomeectoplasm]

Friendly reminder that mint is incredibly invasive when planted in the ground and it will crawl out from potted hell when it's just 1 cm near soil like the gremlin it is.

It's roots are fast growing and aggressive, leaving no space for other plants and basically taking over your entire garden. It's both fascinating and terrifying.

[memewhore]

[postmarxed]

[jaubaius]

[meme-theft]

[65-percent-puns]

PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON

[kinkshaming-butler]

MOTHER LET ME FIGHT

[anachronic-cobra]

I’ve never seen the long version of this video before

[mothmanismyuncle]

mother i wish to throw hands. mother. moTHER—

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Lately I've become more and more sexy and charming and intelligent and witty and self assured and full of life and I don't plan on stopping

[thistlebistle]

manifesting over my bath and bodyworks limoncello candle

[shaniehl]

[miss-wizard]

not even fucking true its literally my bedtime

[evilwizard]

this philosophy shit is easy

[tuxedodan]

[spaceboytoy]

We should do communism I think

[spaceboytoy]

With! Tongue!

[thistlebistle]

Neil deGrasse Tyson and Neil Gaiman lovechild

Neil deGaygrassman

[thistlebistle]

bf and i just had a feverdream about billie eilish transitioning to bill eilish who is very into

1. steroids and working out

2. mens rights

3. liver king

[punkrock-bottom]

F*g is a slur and no amount of quirky posts is gonna make you cool for using it

You have rights because faggots and dykes fought for them. Respect that you cunt

[the-haiku-bot]

You have rights because

faggots and dykes fought for them.

Respect that you cunt

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[tealslimes]

You, you support trans men.

[thickness-protection-program]

[friendly-asteroid]

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

[friendly-asteroid]

Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:

[totallyuniquelily]