hewwo

hi it’s me beau i’m dumb and gay and have big thighs

[mothercain-deactivated20231124]

maybe if men touched each other gently more often like women do, they wouldn’t be so grouchy all the time

[roycecoolldge]

Fuck gentle touch, I wanna get my faggot cunt mauled by a dominant alpha Serbian top!!!

[mothercain-deactivated20231124]

whoa

[shesnake]

8/? costume design: The Fifth Element by Jean Paul Gaultier

[crazy-brazilian]

[twerklina]

[trickydog]

[east-coaster-deactivated2021073]

Have you ever had your bussy lips sucked on

I beg your pardon

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[evalkyrie]

I will slip through the space between your cells and enter your body and I won't be identified as a threat because I'm making out with your white blood cells (I call them babygirl) then when you least expect it I crawl into your brain and then I freak it

[evalkyrie]

I made this post about myself but I accidentally perfectly described how the rabies virus works

[lionfloss]

by KangHee Kim (tinycactus)

[joshpeck]

so turns out mindlessly scrolling on my phone for 4 hours didn't actually make me feel better

[casgirl]

This tweet has prevented more eating disorders than any public health campaign ever has

[amygdalae]

Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

[amygdalae]

Good points. Wait what was that first thing

[funnytwittertweets]

[ratboy-tummy-deactivated2026022]

I think about this post bidaily

[brucebocchi]

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

[punkjabi]

[butchniqabi]

[3000s]

what the hell

[felcemartello]

Me when I get nudes

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Sorry I started acting like a skittish horse as soon as I realized you were flirting with me it will happen again

[joysmileyay]

wait. you guys are realizing that people are flirting with you?

[antifeminism-protacos]

I could slide my dick along your lips like I was applying chapstick and you’d think it was show of good sportsmanship

[joysmileyay]

IS THAT NOT WHAT THAT IS?

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Do you guys need me to point you in the direction of the direct message feature

[joysmileyay]

I need you to direct me to the nearest man to feel up