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My new job gives me sweet discounts on all the things that inspire me to create. So I bought a lovely glass stone, like you might use in a mosaic, and turned it into an even lovelier necklace.
“No me importa. You know what that means? It means I. Don’t. Care.”
i don’t think i can do this on my own —— but damn if i won’t try.
@duskisms
“Don’t apologize. Just take it.”
*wanders in* *chinhands*
i’ve been gone forever. haven’t left newt alone for more than a day, but it’s all been via im and text. and now my dash is thoroughly dead, so kindly link me to blogs i can write with, kthx.
“T̙̣͍͙̳ͩͩ̉̏̍ͧh̦ͧ͆ȃ̳̺́ ͎̙̼̞͇͎ͭͥ̚ͅn̷͍̯̼͎̥̎̒̈́k̭ ̸͕͔͖̦̿̇̔͆ ͔̲̜̲̰͚̘̎̇͜y̫o͗̽͐̿ṷ̲̖̻̱̭͆̾͊́ͥ͊ͨ”, it repeats. Although it wasn’t one for lying - and it would have to break orders if it was commanded to tell - this sounded like a fairly simple order. Few were interested in the affairs of Dusks - really, only caring when one failed.
“Ñ̲̖ͯ͆ͬ͝ơ̌͛t̔͒̽͋ͥͭͣ͢ ̎̅̾ͯ̚̚͝t̘̺͛ͫ͆ͮe̩̯ͩͬ̈̓̀ͦ̚l̯̫͖̲̦̳̃̔̾̈ͭl̳͊͂̐̋̇ͨͤ”
And with that, it reaches forward, clamping zippered teeth around what it now knows as a vase.
“Good.”
He relinquishes the vase to the Dusk, reaching for the flowers. “Want me to put those in it for you?” It’s what a vase is for, after all, and he’s not entirely sure the Dusk knows that.
It waits, expecting a punishment to be delivered upon his return. But all that happened was the Greater’s return - carrying something, it didn’t know what. Simple logic (simple enough a even Dusk could understand it) says it has to be some sort of vase, which meant the Nobody had gone out of his way to retrieve it.
“A̿̃̒͡p̜̹̗̟̺͐̉ͥ͗õͮ̃̽̃ͬ̽ͅ ̘͎̥̮ͫ̄l̮͚̝̠ͨ̄̔̏̏̈́̌o̧̮̯̥̟̣̞̞ͩͬͣ̒̌ ͪ̓ͯͫ̃̈́͛͏̟̺̮̝͖̝g̡̙̀̓̏́͂̽y”
He laughs, like the Dusk has done a cute trick, and pats it on the head again.
“When someone gives you a gift, the proper response is ‘thank you.’ Now, if anyone asks, you found that in a cupboard and don’t remember which one. Unless it’s Xemnas. Him you can tell.”
“F̰̼̰̹̠̝̖̈́̍̉͂͞i̬̟̤̪͂̎ ͉̩̞̜͊̔̊ͬ̇͋͞ñ̴̫̞̰͕ͬ́͂̉ͥ̀e͇͍̲͉͓͒̃”
It’s head is bowed, and the blooms are sandwiched between the points of its fingers - it’s a miracle they haven’t been sliced in two, yet. If the Dusk wanted a vase, it would need to get that itself, not pester a Greater for it.
He pats the Dusk on the head and wanders off. A few minutes later he’s back holding a wooden vase. He won’t tell the Dusk how he got it, although it certainly didn’t exist until he wanted it.
“Here you go.”
It’s leaving marigolds, today.
“You want a vase for those?”
*pops up like a weed*
*does two replies*
wandering over to ven and roxas now, find me there if you want me.
Riku smiled,nestling in the others shoulder. That was okay with him,besides, he had been on adventures && he was sure the other would get plenty of adventures in his life time.
“So long as you’re happy,I’m happy.”
Of course,that didn’t mean he could stick around in one burrow of the city,much less stay completely in New York at all times. He had business dealings to take care of,things that drew his attention. So long as the wind blew && the ocean was pulled into tides by the moon, he was sure he’d be a wanderer.
It had never occurred to him that one day Riku would leave. He knew, intellectually, that Riku had wandered for centuries, one of the rare inhumans to remain on Earth whem the rest fled for parts unknown. But he didn’t think Riku would leave him, or New York until Newt died.
“I’m happy as long as I’m with you,” he replied, kissing Riku’s neck.
There’s nothing as eerie && as calming as listening to classical music. It’s something old,something that has survived years,something that lives on regardless of age. Something that he feels,though it’s strange listening to recordings of it. He’s so used to concert halls where the sound of the music fills your chest,it feels like empty passion,or like getting high. He’s not sure which. Perhaps those feelings are inherently the same,or perhaps he’s thinking about it too much.
He needs to get out more.
Newt stops out in the hall when he hears the music inside, and takes a moment just to listen to it. It’s a piano concerto. Eerie and haunting, but not that difficult to play if he slowed it down a bit. And Riku likes it...
He shoves this thought away and opens the unlocked door, looking around. “Riku?” he calls, careful not to startle him. “It’s me. The door was unlocked.”
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so you know the rule in fairylands where you cant eat or drink anything or you’ll have to stay there forever? does like.. .eating out/sucking dick count
holy f uck jane
its a serious question
well like, the whole thing is that you cannot have consumed anything belonging to the fey realm. so, yes, probably, you would be stuck there. the same would apply if you just straight up ate a fairy.
new question: would deepthroating count in this case even w/o swallowing
no. temporary doesn’t count, otherwise fairies would all be running about sticking their hands in your mouth to get human servants.
you gotta digest it.
so like??? if you puke afterwards?? maybe it doesn’t count?
huh! i wonder how long is enough time for it to be legit. like whatever goes through your stomach immediately condemns you no matter if you throw it up later?
Well Persephone only ate 6 seeds so she only stayed 6 months, so maybe if you spat out most of it you’d just be condemned to the occasional day “BRB got go pay the two day toll for fellating a fairy.”
“you wanna come over for the weekend?”
“oh man im so sorry i sucked some fairy dick once and now i have to keep coming back to do it again– its a long story”
“you what now”
i can hardly believe this isn’t already the plot of an Oglaf comic
now that u said it im really surprised as well
what the fuck did i just read
Why ISN’T this an Oglaf comic yet?
I’m so happy that i’m not the only person who thinks of questions like these. I love you all so much.
I’m not convinced by this, actually!
Like, this analysis treats it as a substance problem, i.e. “edible matter from fairyland has properties that, if ingested, physically prevent you from being able to return to the real world.”
But OTOH, a recurring theme throughout fairy stories is that they’re all about…rules and exchanges and agreements with really steep interest rates:
“I’ll do you this favor, but if you don’t guess my name you’ll have to give me your first-born child.”
“You’re gonna be real good at everything but when you’re 16 you’re gonna prick your finger and die.”
“You loaned me $2 for the bus when I looked like a beggar, so now here’s a literal pile of gold and shit.”
Not to mention that in Childe Rowland, one of the central “if you eat food from fairyland you’re stuck there” stories, Rowland manages to retrieve his siblings despite them all presumably having chowed down on fairy food – all it took was beating the Fairy King in a swordfight and threatening to chop his head off.
The takeaway, I think, is that the food thing a matter of implicit exchange: if you get your grub on in fairyland, you’re accepting their hospitality and eating food that they own. This means you owe them, which the fairies can magically leverage to prevent you from leaving.
(You can probably get around this by explicitly agreeing to pay for your meal before you sit down to eat. From what I remember, fairies don’t seem capable of pulling a “Haha, we had an agreement but you’re fucked anyways!” maneuver, so if they agree to let you leave they might even be forced to help you leave.)
Which brings us to the matter at hand: if you blow a fairy you’re doing them a favor! They owe you.
And…they’re a fairy, so if you didn’t agree to terms beforehand they might not repay you in a way that’s ultimately helpful or safe, but it certainly doesn’t seem like they’d be able to, like, pat you on the head and be like “Thanks, you’re really good at this buuuuuuut also you’re stuck here forever now.”
Instead, what seems more likely is…I dunno, showing up to your wedding years later and giving you a beautiful white horse that always comes when called, while loudly praising you as truly deserving it for giving them them simply the best oral they’ve had in years.
i’m an angry person and i want to let it out and be an asshole but i’m also a nice person and i don’t want to actually hurt anyone’s feelings do u feel me