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The Checkmate Murder First Move (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/story/397264973-the-checkmate-murder-first-move?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_myworks&wp_uname=Newton_A_Lockhart The school year had just begun. The dance was meant to celebrate. But something ancient came instead. When the mid-August welcome dance ends in unspeakable horror, Olivia Manchester and Jamie Hook are left clinging to the edges of reality. Classmates are dying-brutally, inexplicably-and each death feels less human than the last. Whispers haunt the halls. Shadows move where light should fall. And something in West Barrow, no in Holdridge has awakened. To survive, Olivia and Jamie must uncover the truth behind the bloodshed, before the darkness takes them too. Because whatever it is, it's not finished. And it's hungry.

So, I have returned

Time to rewrite the introduction well to start this about me, People call me Newton, I'm 28 years old and the Cat Parent to now 4 balls off evil. In order from oldest to youngest, Bonnie aka Queen of the House Mono aka Senior Chunky Butt Luka aka Baba Blanche aka Junior Chunky Butt One Fun thing about me is that I am an identical twin and I have a scar to prove it. I work as a Jailer to pay the bills but hope to someday make this a career, but till then gonna keep working hard and hardly working. I have a mild obsession's with anything to do with Space and Alice Adventures in Wonderland. I'm also a major podcast nerd so I usually have one up while driving or at work on my breaks. I don't mind random questions as long as they are not to inappropriate, so whenever something comes to mind let me know and I'll answer it to the best of my ability.

#introduction #writing #writingcommunity #writingbooks #havingfun

It's my 7 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

#7 year tumblrversary #tumblr milestone

teathattast

littlemissh0ney

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

madmadamemimble

the lip syncing has me shook to absolute death

midnight-revolucion

YOU CAN’T WATCH ONE WITHOUT THE OTHER HALF!!!

reagan-slayer69

THE ENDING NOOOOOO

narutoheritageposts

april 5, 2018

fartyrobbins

@that-catholic-shinobi

returnofthemousearmy-deactivate

stonethrowingdevil

Always reblog

gothiccharmschool

ALWAYS REBLOG.

shelbeanie

You know that new Pod you’re looking for? Well listen to THIS!!!

So excited to share our interview for @Mystery Shack Lookback with Alex Hirsch and Jason Ritter (with a special guest appearance from Strong Bad himself)! It is an In depth, 3 hour interview about the Cipher hunt with some never before shared stories and is just a delightful episode! Available on your favorite streaming platform today!

#mystery shack lookback #podcasts

The things I see at work ❤️

#animals #Moth #lizard #photooftheday

So, drew up a new profile picture ❤️❤️❤️

#drawing #digital art #newprofilepic #original art #my art

figdays

Medieval Pride Flag A5 Prints // tiffbaxtershop

titkoks

“this lizards like the weeping angels from doctor who”

cipher-fresh

[ID: “This lizard is like the Weeping Angels from Doctor Who…watch this….oh gosh…[laughing]”

The OP shows a small lizard on their sink, they turn the light off twice and between those times, the lizard shows up in a different spot, across the sink then on the floor. /End ID]

Took some Wallpaper worthy moon shots while getting off shift in the early morn.

#photooftheday #photography #Moons #earlymorning #cresent moon #beauty #Wallpaperworthy

sleepy-bebby

should-be-sleeping

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detectivehole

emperor kuzco was clearly gay

detectivehole

hes 19, with unlimited power, and he ain’t got a gf. the only time we see him interact with any women his own age is when he’s rejecting like 7 of them rapid fire. he pretends to date pacha in a gag that lasts like 10 solid minutes. listen to me god damnit

qqueenofhades

Okay, but just in case anyone is coming to tumblr dot com for my hot takes on 20+ year old kids' movies: Kuzco super WAS gay (or at least coded as such) and of course, I didn't get it until I watched it as a gay grownup.

He is played obviously camp and dramatic, for a start, and there is the aforementioned "hate your hair/not likely/yikes yikes yikes/let me guess you have a great personality" summary dismissal of all his potential brides. Then he spends dinner asking Yzma about Kronk ("so he seems nice? He's what, in his late twenties?") and otherwise being slightly obsessed with him.

Then there is the whole Adventure of Doom with Pacha, him being ever huffy about the Kiss of Life, and then the restaurant gag where Kuzco takes to playing Pacha's fake wife and dressing up in ladies' clothing with great gusto (reinforced by the waitress' "bless you for coming out in public" remark when Pacha says they're on their honeymoon). Then when he is finally de-llamafied, we don't see him paired off with the obligatory girl from the lineup earlier, as might otherwise be expected in a Disney movie. Instead he is still single, but goes to found family it up with Pacha, Chica, Kronk, etc, which dare we remark is a very queer trope.

In short, I have no idea how a Disney movie with no white people (all the characters are Indigenous/people of color), a gay king, cross-dressing jokes, and the most offbeat plot of all time actually ever got made (can you imagine the Family Friendly Mouse doing that today? Let us also talk about Kronk because he is a brilliant deconstruction of both toxic masculinity and the musclebound henchman stereotype.) Other than that this was the Chaos Hour of animated movies in the late 90s/early 2000s, and yes.

So yes. There you have it. I will not be taking criticism at this time.

flavinbagel

In response to the question “How did a movie like this get made at all much less by fucking Disney?” there was a recent Vulture article that outlines the whole shit show of a history behind this film according to everyone (writers, directors, VAs, Stings) involved. The gist of the story is that they fucked up making a whole, true-to-form Disney musical that never came to see the light of day SO BADLY that Disney switched directors, locked the writer’s room, and didn’t review a single script until weeks after the film was in theaters.

Please, read this article if you have some time. This story is wild, and involves directors being pitted against each other Bake-Off style and a shockingly intimate documentary created by the wife of Sting who, himself was heartbroken by the decimation of the songs he wrote for the film including cutting a fantastic Yzma villain song sung by Eartha Kitt that is SO DAMN GOOD but would not ever have fit the more nailed-down Yzma we would eventually come to know and love. It’s so catchy though, I’m doubling up on calls to action but please listen now: