Chronically Stupid Since 2000

cereal ♡ any pns ♡ 22 ♡ fr: NewtonScamander ♡ my dragons live on a beach and they're terrible ♡ I also really like Spider-Man, which is not super related, but an adjacent interest

[cecils-dragons]

Part of your balanced breakfast.

[saltedteas]

“For the princess...”

[nyctea-fr]

baby spirals be like….

[lobotomycorp-fr]

this is why I’m perpetually broke

[valtsv]

guys will try to impress you by telling you they know everything about dragon mythology and folklore and then not even be able to tell you the difference between a wyrm and a wyvern

[valtsv]

guys will tell you they know what a drake is and then describe an amphithere

[valtsv]

guys will mix up wyrms and lindwurms and say "well they're all dragons aren't they"

[valtsv]

don't let yourself be caught out! know your draconic lore

(source)

[the-chibster]

What guys have you been talking to?

[brilliant-psywurm]

The pink tea color specifically makes me think of that cat who says ‘well hi!’ in a southern accent

[brilliant-psywurm]

Well hi!

[mushroomdraggo]

Just hatched a genone primal-eyed 2-off xyx in the butt ugliest colors I've ever seen rip me

[mushroomdraggo]

The offender

[mushroomdraggo]

BBBFFS (big big big friendly friendly Steve)

From @newtonscamander-fr 's clan!! L@nk in reblops

[artofcereal]

heres my contribution ( fr blog @newtonscamander-fr )

[terraclae]

Hatched an egg for fun again and the brightest monstrosity came out

Making it my personal job to make her as difficult on the eyes and bright as possible 

[usneafr]

confusing disaster solidarity

[skraldrog]

I just saw Cats

Now I need to draw a Tundra with a human face

[skraldrog]

[zif-dragons]

[mushroomdraggo]

Hehehe decade baby (periwinkle/fuchsia/mantis)

I'm hatching one tomorrow, hope it's as matchy as this one!!

[mushroomdraggo]

Did a portrait of my sister's (@newtonscamander-fr) dragon Peony and I officially hate pet/butt

[iguanamouth]

Have you ever thought of a Chinese dragon combined with a dachshund or a ferret?

you mean like. a little. wiener dog dragon ohhohoohh man

[celebie-fr]

[clanoffelidae]