Newwa Ewwa Land

[newwaewwa]

It's getting cold here #winter #frozen #frozenflower #flower #snow #ice #photography #pentaxian #naturephotography #nature

[newwaewwa]

Frosty #winter #photography #pentaxian #cold

[newwaewwa]

Happy New Year! Welcome 2018! #newyear #neujahr #silvester #fireworks #feuerwerk #photography #pentax #2018 #welcome2018 #welcome2018🎉 #herewego

[parentheticalaside]

The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]

[blacklaceandcombatboots-deactiv]

who wrote this, expose him

[ofools]

my breasts are nicely separated. Completely divided, every year they move apart by half an inch.

[tobjoernebaer]

My breasts are nicely separated though they still fight for custody of the children.

[tyradicalsaurusreg-deactivated2]

I,,a woman,,,am WiDeR LOweR dOwN

[lesbian-lizards]

That was difficult to read.

[didi-is-spiffy-deactivated20190]

So ugly

[beforeliteracytherewasdeez]

My name is Ebony D'arkness Dementia Raven Way, and my breasts are nicely separated

[sunnysrecovery]

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT AND HOW ON EARTH DID IT GET PUBLISHED

[bonitabreezy]

You can always tell when it’s a man writing a description because they focus oddly on the breasts. There will always be something about breasts and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read historical or fantasy fiction and they talk about “her breasts hanging freely under her tunic” or what the fuck ever and it’s like…women don’t do that? We don’t describe ourselves by saying “I have blonde hair and blue eyes and my breasts hang freely under my tunic”. I kind of feel like we should counter by awkwardly mentioning all male character’s balls in their description. It’s kind of in the same vein.

[imoldbutimstillintothat]

“I have auburn hair and hazel eyes and my copious nicely separated balls hangs freely under my breeches”

[lyriumandbiotics]

G E T W I D E R L O W E R D O W N

[ventrue-rosary]

“To get back to my body”

[starlitsylveon]

[fernbuck]

reblogging for boob bird

[newwaewwa]

The best thing about this terrible writing are the comments.

[positivewordaday]

[elsannaheadcanon]

Dear fanfic authors and fanartists, you’re doing fine.

[fell-reverie-deactivated2026051]

I aspire to this level of reckless self-confidence

[mysterysciencegirlfriend3000]

Reblog if you think public libraries are important and should be maintained.

[avocad-ho]

Bless everyone who reblogs this. Being a librarian is truly my calling.

[candy--heart]

twice. on purpose. libraries are most important.

[madamethursday]

Public libraries are some of the most precious treasures of our civilization.

[newwaewwa]

Reblogging, because I spent so many wonderful days in a public library as a Teen, exploring and learning about the world through words.

[dontmesswiththeleprechaun]

[newwaewwa]

[lumoshpotter]

[thursday]

[wingbeifong-deactivated20160204]

if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again

[newwaewwa]

The.best.!

[boredpanda]

[newwaewwa]

Natural photographers

[newwaewwa]

Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Harry Potter

Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Hermione Granger

Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Ron Weasley

Looks like they could kill you and could actually kill you: Ginny Weasley

Could kill you by feeding you too many cinnamon rolls: Molly Weasley

[entertainmentweekly]

Authors took to Twitter today to give hilarious advice on what NOT to say to a writer via #TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter—and the results were GREAT.

[schwarzerseytan-deactivated2015]

[andromedafalls]

tny bby tries its best

[newwaewwa]

Roar like a Lion

[wordsnquotes]

your hand touching mine. this is how galaxies collide.

Sanober Khan (via wordsnquotes)

[professorlockhart]

[newwaewwa]

first and last sentences (insp.)

[iraffiruse]

This cat doesn’t like cucumbers

[newwaewwa]

I'm in tears here 😂