Broken Over Words You Never Say

28 || She/her || musical theatre nerd

[shiverandqueeef]

how measurements work in canada (ie/ badly)

[your-dads-filing-cabinet]

@/teaboot

[teaboot]

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

[simplymanuela]

TARZAN (1999)

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...

[beetroot-merchant]

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

[animentality]

[tall]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[the-big-mood]

[animentality]

[space-queen]

*screams*

[redwooding]

That's actually really nice.

[pinene]

Did anyone else hear that person scream?

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[rhettroblues]

You mind if I go in there and say bye to him? I'll be back, quick. Won't even sneak a drink. And then Wabang's in our rearview.

LEWIS PULLMAN as Rhett Abbott OUTER RANGE 2.02/2.03 — Traces to Somewhere/Everybody Hurts

[lilevilcrow]

If I were a billionaire I would pay Netflix to continue with Shadow and Bone AND also do the Six of Crows spinoff

[sunnypeachyy]

he is so funny I can’t

[maculategiraffe]

me, reaching into my dresser drawer for black pants: I hope this isn’t the pair with big holes worn in the inner thighs

Marie Kondo, gently over my shoulder: why is a pair of pants you find unwearable still in your dresser drawer

me: oh shit that’s right!! The dresser is for clothes that under some circumstance I might conceivably wear!!

Marie Kondo, beaming proudly: Yes, that’s correct!! These pants must have been your favorites. How wonderful that they were so comfortable and practical that you wore them out. But now since they no longer function as pants, you should move them from the drawer where you keep your functioning pants!

me: Yes thanks I got it they’re in the fabric basket now

Marie Kondo, fading back into the darkness: I love what you’ve done with the kitchen!!

[cwicseolfor]

The notion of KonMari as some creepy semi-embodied but entirely benevolent spirit, like a well-intentioned Bloody Mary, is so perfect and wonderful.

[geekysteven]

People were so mean to her, but I swear my relationship with stuff–literally all inanimate objects–became healthier because of her.

[sexysilverstrider]

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

[medusasstory]

Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.

[infectiouspiss]

a tiny heist went down to rescue Rise and now he's being taken everywhere by Reid Wiseman because he's extremely important (he was supposed to be left on the craft, he has instead been adopted)