It's a Scream, baby!

Nex/Nexus | 20 | He/Him | Multi-fandom trainwreck | Supernatural & Dr Who posting

[rotund-squirrelmeister]

thank you for the brilliant template @justcakethanks!!!

[kitty-c4t]

[budugu]

[agnosticblowjob]

[sevitoss]

Collab with @torizzzu

[dorkhellbside]

cats love sleeping on or next to you and slowly bake you like an oven roast chicken

[sol-niczka]

More of them🥹

Based on an edit by @/aexphr on TikTok <3

[lamine-19]

scientific fact

[koifee]

So a wizard and an ancient construct walk into a tavern.

[demilypyro]

Sometimes as a European you play an American game and even though you speak fluent English and culturally there's not too much different you can Tell you're missing some kind of cultural context

I had no fucking clue what a mormon was when I played the New Vegas DLCs

[demilypyro]

This post is not an invitation for you all to explain mormonism to me I am fine not knowing about this

[propalahramota]

I can't put this in tags like a normal person because apparently Tumblr no longer lets you do long tags which is dumb and I hate it but ok. Long time ago when I was but a wee 14 years old kid living in a sleepy town in Northern Ukraine, one day my bestie told me: hey, have you heard about this new English speaking club at the city library? They say it's run by two guys that came here on a mission all the way from America. And I was like: what mission? And she told me they were supposed to be Mormons. I didn't believe her. I was convinced she was fucking with me because at the time I didn't think that Mormons were real. I honestly thought they were fictional and only existed as a gag in South Park. And then a couple of days later those two missioners actually showed up to our English class to promote their little conversion club. Those poor men stood in front of a bunch of 14 years old and told us they were Mormon and several of my classmates said: wait, Mormon? Like in South Park?, and from their pained expressions you could clearly tell that it wasn't the first time they had been asked that here.

[pineappical]

wanted to expand my eridian roster... meet berry and its kid pepper :)

[sharkfiinn]

[ambertea]

I did that job once.

[pepsimayo]

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union

[lactose-intolerant-nihilism]

i love how this is always showing up on my dash entirely free of the context that the ood’s response to this question is ‘the beast shall rise from the pit and make war against god’

[howtowriteathesis]

Grace fumbled simon: 2 Simon Yearning Grace: 2 Well, this is a tie, and someone has to win

[ultimatespider]

the pros of reading ao3 fics in public is that their layout is so clean and simple that people would think you’re reading some academic researches when you’re in fact reading a 50k fic. the cons is that you need to control your face all the fucking time

[fuckyeahisawthat]

An additional feature: the layout is clean and simple BUT anyone familiar with AO3 will immediately recognize it. Pro or con? You decide.

[lynati]

If they know it enough to recognize it on sight, they probably aren’t going to be judging me about it.

[geardrops]

they were also at the devil’s sacrament

[strange-relics]

as Grace ages, his eyesight naturally gets worse and his glasses no longer help. when he offhandedly mentions his more-blurry-than-usual vision to Rocky one day, Rocky first freaks out, and then, after Grace patiently explains why human eyesight gets worse the longer a person lives, Rocky immediately consults the laptop Grace gave him. he studies the shape of various lenses, he consults images of frames, and he shares the problem with Adrian. he becomes mildly obsessed with glasses and wonders again at the oddity of the human body and the need for eyesight at all.

but after a few days, Rocky knocks on Grace’s door and behind him is a container nearly overflowing with the hundreds of glasses he’s made. there is every style Grace could possibly think of, and a few of Rocky’s own designs, all with clear xenonite lenses. what follows is hours of trying on frames and finding the most accurate lenses and joyful shenanigans, and Grace fondly thinks of the day they were trying to find a good voice for Rocky.

in the end Grace chooses one of Rocky’s designs. what else was he going to pick?

[linusx]

for the freaks out there💪

ill personally smooch every reblogger <3

[exitwound]

i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion

[atlassolid-prower]

this is the most unhelpful post ever

[exitwound]

do i look like a fucking faq to you

[exitwound]

#f slur

is it a slur to ask questions frequently

[2022dirt]

Outlines of two alligators that slept through the rain.

[sharkishblue]

outlines of two alligators that got raptured by the lord himself

[roysflowers]

no more daddy. in 2026 all men whimper on floor pathetic