all gas no brakes

all fax no printer

[lesbianredpanda]

Back in my day a "rewards program" used to be a bit of cardboard you carried in your wallet and you'd get it marked with a fun stamp or hole punch and at the end you got a personal pizza or something! Now you have to give your email and phone number to some database for the privilege of receiving 17 marketing emails a day! Look what they took from us!

[hungwy]

we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it

[strawberry-crocodile]

tumblr mobile gives trending tags this fun bisexual gradient which is VERY FUNNY today specifically

[whitager]

perhaps ripping this one little piece of skin off my lips will at last render them plump and moisturized

[knfwinthemorning-deactivated202]

[minouminouminou]

[despazito]

What's wrong honey you don't want to order bulgarian hannah montana pizza? I saved up all month

[lifegraduate]

[memewhore]

[feraligatr]

jack of no trades. master of fuck all

[foreveriallyzombified]

[autosadist]

[eljardineroguapo420]

[thehappysmiler]

She was so mentally ill she decided to pee for hours on end

[thehappysmiler]

[the-sappho-of-lesbos]

Source: Becoming Visible; An Illustrated History Of Lesbian And Gay Life In Twentieth-Century America- by Molly McGary and Fred Wasserman

[femmepathy]

The mile-long rainbow flag being carried down First Avenue in New York City.

[andshecanproveitwasolidrighthook]