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sentient chicken biryani - risd 18

[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[bonesbeetle]

compilation of my all-time favorite tweets

[dogpuppy]

[frogliftcertified]

what is it they put in the hardware store to make it smell so good

[frogliftcertified]

OK 👍 that is helps

[despazito]

[greatwaytokillhim]

still makes me laugh whenever i see it

[theehorsepusssy]

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

they call me alamo drafthorse because my life is a movie and my dick is huge

[callizinc]

The most intuitive, most versatile, most adaptive, and greatest artists of our time are using their skills to create discomforting, high-concept abstractions of analog horror characters and Pack Of 500 Cigarettes in Tomodachi Life

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[baldingfemale]

In my early-twenties I was addicted to photoshopping my nudes into Hieronymus Bosch paintings, though there came a point when the cohesiveness of the end products began to offend me

[animentality]

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

she's my trophy mutual

[64mpg]

unironically when i’m sick i just chant this shit in my head until it’s over

[onceiwashere]

look at my arm right there, cuno. see that? i got that when i was eighteen years old, and i’ll tell you something i regret it ‘cause this tattoo don’t come off. i have a tattoo of a frittte bag because i loved buying booze there. so i get the bag, and i go in there, and i’m a little drunk and i said gimme that bag from that pharmacy i love that pharmacy. now i have a bag, a frittte bag, on my arm cuno. don’t get a tattoo. that’s what i’m telling you. raise locusts. cuno take a look at my chest. no i’m serious look at that. you know what that is right there? thats the FALN logo. i got that tattooed on my chest. i am an idiot. i got trademark products all over my body, it’s like going to the doomed commercial district, because i was drunk one night. don’t live like me, alright? now you go out there and throw rocks

[lesbiantahani]

Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)

[ryebreadgf]

Ugly, Bitter, and True by Suzanne Rivecca

[homemade-ghosts]

John Mulaney on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (2020)

[eugeniedanglars]

“Robin Williams and Why Funny People Kill Themselves” by David Wong

[seravph]

letters from Medea, salma deera