approaching normal;

Veronica Andrea Rose Westmont College '18

[boredpanda]

[reclaimeddyke-deactivated201901]

wow

[weallendor]

The tols Vs. The smols

[thefreakhasgreeneyes]

So what you’re saying is…in order to be a part of the dark side you must be above 6 feet tall?

[sourblues]

You must be THIS tall to Join the Dark Side.

[davids-harbour]

proof

[mr-spock-92]

now this makes so much sense

Originally posted by destroythesith

[hoodiegal]

IT KEEPS CHECKING OUT

[thebibliosphere]

So, I had a sudden horrible thought and

*scREAMING*

[rockofficedevelopment-deactivat]

[batshit-byronic]

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

There’s a trick to the ‘graceful exit.’ It begins with the vision to recognize when a job, a life stage, or a relationship is over — and let it go. It means leaving what’s over without denying its validity or its past importance to our lives. It involves a sense of future, a belief that every exit line is an entry, that we are moving up, rather than out.

Ellen Goodman (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

[stylelikeu]

I’d give my 10-year-old self a massive cuddle and tell her, ‘You’ll bloom in ways that you can’t even imagine.’

Freddie Harrel (via stylelikeu)

[psych2go]

No relationship is ever a waste of your time. If it didn’t bring you what you want, it taught you what you didn’t want.

(via yesdarlingido)

[sick-intentions]

I just wanna be the girl of someone’s dreams ya know

[saturninejellyfish]

[neilheauxran-blog]

*fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*

[insertusernamewhere]

*coughcough* Mo

[nicci-darling-blog]

^^

[nicci-darling-blog]

"supermom": loses baby weight immediately, works outside the home, cooks all 3 meals for whole family, prepares packed lunches, cleans whole house, microcleans daily and constantly (dishes, laundry, folding laundry, wiping counters, sweeping, organizing, picking up after children), stays pretty, nurtures and feeds infants, emotionally supports children, brings children to extracurricular activities, puts children to sleep, grooms children, micro-grooms all day (wipes mouths, cleans hands, changes diapers), bathes children, clothes children, shops for children, grocery shops,

"superdad": braids his daughter's hair

[willow]

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

[dragon-in-a-fez]

you just put every marriage counsellor out of business

[alrightevans]

marauders: we’re just so cool and rebellious

marauders: spend hours upon hours in the library meticulously studying hogwarts, sketching maps, researching magic way beyond their age level 

 marauders: skool sux get rekt filch

[zarrynotzerrie-blog]

[teamfrankocean]

[antares-of-the-void-deactivated]

[bonersniper]

Someone FINALLY found and posted the full version!

[nicci-darling-blog]

kid: dad whats a 69

dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]